第一千二百三十九章 最短也要五寸
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她一面说话，一面径自走过去掀起竹帘，一眼看见丈夫的帽子外衣都挂在衣架上，“咦？不是说很晚才回来么？怎么就回来了。”
陆漱芳直接走进卧室，见面向院子的窗户洞开，徐焜放下了珍珠罗纱的帐子，人已经睡在了里面。
陆漱芳奇怪的道：“这么早就跑到屋里来睡觉，怪也不怪？”见帐子里的徐焜不做声，又说道：“睡着了么？”
徐焜还是没反应，陆漱芳看了看周围，说道：“真的睡了？我不信。”
徐焜忍不住一翻身，笑道：“睡着了，睡着了。”
“睡着了，还能说话？”
“你知道我睡了不会说话，为何还钉着问呢？”
“就知道你在装睡，起来吧。”
陆漱芳不动声色的看他掀开帐子出来，坐在床沿下穿鞋。心中一动，眯着眼眸问道：“你回来后，哪次不是先脱了鞋子，换一双拖鞋？你现在连靴子都没换，又不顾我说你脚臭，根本不是要睡觉的样子，分明是看见我回来了，才装着睡觉。不用问了，你又捣什么鬼？你怕我不知道么。”
徐焜强笑道：“我太累了，今日顾不得脱鞋而已。”
陆漱芳逼问道：“那为何我一说你就脸红了呢？一准有些缘故。”说着有意无意的朝窗户望了一眼。
心里有鬼的徐焜站起来朝外面走去。边走边笑道：“你又来怀疑了？罢了罢了，我惹不起躲得起，我去给老爷太太问安。”
“哼！”陆漱芳走到窗边，就见翠儿急忙背过脸去，一副不大自然的样子，明白了，可也没说什么，轻轻关上了窗扇。
夜晚，菊花为了帮奚十一治病。先将药给敷上，将带子松松垮垮的捆好，然后一件一件的慢慢脱光自己的衣服，一丝不挂的站在炕上。摆出各种各样妖娆无比的姿势。
奚十一感觉调了丁香油的药膏凉凉的很舒服，欣赏着小妾的妙处，渐渐下面火烧一样的热了起来，胀得生疼。强忍着叫道：“好了，快收紧。”
菊花停下动作，跪在炕上伸手给收紧了好些。如此一连表演了三次，收紧了三次。
大概这么做有些科学道理，加上药膏里混合了麻药，呲牙咧嘴的奚十一渐渐感觉不痛了，大喜。
一番折腾下来，奚十一很快睡着了。菊花用手摸了摸下面，好似长了一些，心中甚喜，就这么光溜溜的躺在男人身边。
黎明时分，奚十一醒了要撒尿，正好菊花想解开看看究竟，一看硬邦邦的。
奚十一出去方便完，或许时间久了还有药力，竟然铅笔没有缩小，菊花遂欢欢喜喜的重新捆了，也不在乎那一股子骚臭。
吃了早饭，老和尚带着张笑柳如约而来，奚十一在书房里接待，张笑柳询问昨夜的经过。
菊花跟了出来，从门上的缝隙偷瞧坐着的郎中，长得很不顺眼，三十来岁，矮小的个头，稀稀落落的几根胡子，穿了一件油汪汪的旧绸袄子，两只袖子破烂不堪。倒是老和尚一把年纪精神头不错，光头泛着紫光，面色红润，拿着一把扇子扇着。
听郎中说道：“叫管家生个炭炉子来，要一大罐的热水，再拿个小药吊子，还有绸布一块。”
奚十一吩咐下人把东西备齐，就见郎中取出来一包药，听他说道：“这是人参，这是牛黄，此乃珍珠粉。”
说了好些药名，菊花看着他先调和好半茶盏的药膏，将奚十一的腰带解开，很敬业的直接上手把绸带也解开，用水清洗了好半响，拿手巾擦干。
看不清楚的菊花嫌缝隙小，上面还有些灰土，于是抬手摘下簪子，倒过来把缝隙里的灰尘剔的干干净净，这下子看得清楚了。
张笑柳将药给敷上，拿出一个特制的绸套子套上，撕了几条绸布绑好，点燃一支长香后，说道：“老爷躺下吧。”
奚十一躺在炕上，与老和尚抽起了水烟。烟雾升腾，菊花就见郎中在窗前的桌子上解开带来的包裹，取出一个竹筒，又拿出来一个油纸包。
菊花赶紧翘脚，看张笑柳将油纸包打开，里面好像是几条鱼肠做的药线，好像还是湿的。看着郎中把四条药线理直，放在一边，转身问道：“接时，是否再加长一些？”
“那是自然了。”奚十一笑道，“能够更长再好不过。”
张笑柳说道：“也不能过长。现在老爷兴起后大概多长？”
“不过两寸半。”奚十一叹了口气，对着老和尚苦笑道：“倒是昨晚筋拉直了，有快三寸了。”
张笑柳说道：“那我替你修好，就可以有四寸了，也够了。”
奚十一顿时失望之情溢于言表，本以为可以像传说中一样接个一尺半尺的，从此凭借胯下巨物，相公来了杀相公，美女来了干翻美女，从此成为风月场上的一段传奇，谁知竟然只能区区四寸？一时间说不出话来。
倒是菊花急了，在门外脱口而出的叫道：“不行，最短也要五寸啊！”
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