第两百四十七章 摸了母僵尸的胸
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赶尸派老头在后面见我陷入了困境,他竟然愤怒的发出了一声低吼,一把扑向了我身后抓着我死死不放的小粽子,跟着我就听到了我身后的那只小白僵粽子发出了一声闷哼,接着便没了声息。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
赶尸派老头的这一击看样子是给了小白僵粽子很大的暴击伤害,他自己也因为这样而明显累得不行了,他呼呼的喘着粗气跟我说:“万幸万幸,真是福大命大,幸好你的及时赶到替引开了这两只可怕难缠的粽子,才让我有了一些偷袭机会,不然的话,我都没机会下手,后果将是不堪设想。”
可以的大兄弟,居然拿我来当诱饵吸引它们的注意,然后你好乘机下手,你就不怕哥们挂掉吗?刚才你要是下手晚了,哥们绝对得死啊。
不过好像也没有别的办法了,或许是因为赶尸派老头跟哥们的交情不深,没有考虑这些,当然也有可能是另一个原因,那就是赶尸派老头对自己的实力足够自信,有万分的把握在哥们被这粽子搞死之前,下手先把这白僵粽子搞定。
这不是肾虚,我捂着腰从地上爬了起来有些好奇赶尸派老头刚才用来对付白僵粽子的手段,我问他:“你刚才对付白僵粽子用的是什么手段?”
赶尸派老头冲我微微一笑,颇为自信的说:“这你就不懂了吧?鬼邪有它们所畏惧害怕的克星,当然了这粽子也不例外,它们也有,这对付粽子的利器,它们的克星就是枣核和糯米!”
枣核?这个倒是可以有,因为我从西方传授给我的阴阳手记上好像看到过茅山秘术那一篇里提到过对付僵尸要使用到这玩意的,不过,在对付僵尸的行列中,我是很少见到过有人使用到红枣的,即使在鬼片和林正英大师演的电影中野是如此,所有我感觉对付僵尸还是糯米红绳那些最管用,起码比起红枣来,它们的功效要略胜一筹。
行吧,既然小白僵粽子被赶尸派的老头搞定了,我们刚才陷入的危机现在也已经暂时解除了,当下我也不再多说什么,于是就想着还是先离开这个让我有些后怕的屋子吧,喘着气跑出了这间屋子,却又发现了一件糟糕的大事发生了。
那就是站在门外等候我们出来的徐帆消失不见了!这样的情况,这意想不到的变故发生,让我是措手不及。
徐帆哪去了?这不可能消失的啊,刚才明明站在门口的,我都反复叮嘱她好好的待在这儿别动等我回来的,怎么我就进去跟两只粽子大战了两个回合而已,我这配合赶尸派老头把那两只粽子完美的收拾掉,最多用的时长也不超过三分钟,她人去哪儿了?
我把找不到徐帆的这个消息跟赶尸派的老头说了,我跟他一嘀咕商量,也就是随便的讨论了一下,我们都觉得吧,徐帆她自己独自离开我们的可能性不大,但是呢以她的功夫还有身手来说,也不会被人轻易且毫无声息的干倒,所以,我和赶尸派的老头就猜想,徐帆她可能被这里面的某人用了些阴毒的手段,比如迷魂之类的手段弄走了。
我又把手游走,心中很是担忧,慌忙去摸他胸口的心跳,哪知他胸口的心跳我没有摸到,却是摸到了一只冰冷硬挺的rou团,真是十分可怕,细思极恐!
叉,回头一想,这是人的胸脯吗?赶尸派老头的胸脯瘦骨嶙峋的,没有这么大吧?而且,赶尸派老头要死的话最多也是刚死,怎么会出现浑身冰凉尸体僵硬的情况?这肯定不是赶尸派老头。
心中正感觉到了一丝不妙和不对劲,忽地我的耳边就毫无征兆的响起了“嗬嗬”的两声闷叫,操,吓死老子了,听见这两声闷叫的时候,哥们心里就什么都明了,我知道我摸到的那是什么了,差点没把哥们的整个魂儿给吓飞出去,这他妈哪是什么赶尸派的老头,这他吗的是一个粽子!
并且不是公粽子,还是只母的!
操,得知那玩意是什么的时候,?我心里面都有种撞墙的感觉了,你说你个二大爷不开花的是不是,这些完了,你说这徐帆突然的就没了,这还能帮我一把并肩作战的好兄弟赶尸派老头竟然也玩失踪,真是太可恶了,哥们现在就是孤军奋战了啊,留大爷我一个人跟粽子玩捉迷藏。
你说玩就玩吧,我这摸哪里不好,居然稀里糊涂的摸到人家胸脯上去,对方还是个母粽子,这跟摸老虎屁股有啥区别?说到底其实还不如让哥们去摸老虎的屁股,因为老虎那玩意再凶猛的话那也是凶不过死粽子的!
“额...那个...嘿嘿嘿,那个啥...真是不好意思了啊,摸错地方了,我不是故意的,不过你的胸嘛是真的好大。”我一边在嘴里胡说八道着试图转移它的注意力想要全身而退,往回收手,结果我这嘴里的胡说八道还没胡说完呢,对方也是只有脾气的僵尸,可能是被我吃了个豆腐吃恼怒了,一巴掌糊过来,将哥们一巴掌拍倒在地上了。
我靠,这僵尸的力道果然还是名不虚传的,简直比拍做刀拍黄瓜都劲道,当然了我是那根被拍的黄瓜。
我被这只母僵尸的一巴掌拍过来,我的一颗小脑袋顿时被她拍的晕晕乎乎的,直接就站不住脚跟的倒地上了,愣是趴在了地上好大的一会儿没醒过神,只是让我奇怪的是,这只墓僵尸扑棱一下脑袋瞅了瞅,它老实且乖乖的站在我身边没动。
啊哈哈哈,我心说我这嘴巴里可是含着有糯米的,虽然刚才摸它胸的时候被它打了一巴掌,但是我估计它现在还是看不到我的,不然的话趁着这个空档哥们现在已经是没命了。
于是哥们想到了逃跑,捂着高高肿起的半边脸,从地上悄悄的往前爬走,蠕动着。我操,还不能发出什么声响,你说说,哥们刚才被那母粽子打落的牙齿也要往肚子里吞。
你说哥们憋不憋屈!
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