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“臭小子,起床了!还不起床,小心老娘我抽不死你”一个打扮妖艳的妇人在床边叫到。更多小说ltxsba.com
“他奶奶的,谁啊?老子好不容易放几天假,你们这帮小兔崽子就来闹”话还刚说完,就听到“啪”的一声,“啊”睁开眼就看到一个女人站在自己床边,还不知道什么事,拔腿就跑,出了房门就听到另一个女人说到“小宝哥,昨天又跑到哪去疯去了啊!啊哈哈”
边跑还边想这‘小宝哥是谁啊?’又隐约听到房里的那个妇人的声音“你这臭小子,老娘韦春花白养你拉,快给老娘回来。”
跑着跑着跑到了一个废墟旁边。“哎”这是什么事啊!习惯性的摸了摸头“咦”我的头上怎么有一半没有头发了,还留着个长辨子!回想起刚才跑过的街道,不像自己住的军营也不像以前城市的街道。“哇哈哈!!!难道这就是传说中的穿越,还回到了清朝。”恩,现在可以确定自己回到了清朝,但是我是谁啊?好像听那个女人说她自己叫韦春花,另一个女人对着我叫‘小宝哥’,难道我就是韦小宝,那个娶了七个老婆的幸福男人。他可是我的偶像啊!爽!现在既然看到了韦春花,也就是说现在的韦小宝还在扬州。
既然穿越了,那总要做一事吧!!赚钱,打造一个自己的商业帝国?还是建立一只军队,征服世界?好象现在都不可能实现啊!难!就是一个字,没有钱啊,什么都不成。不过韦小宝的几个老婆我还是要接收的,而且多多益善!哈哈!!那就先去看看韦小宝我现在的大大老婆‘小双儿’。大大老婆我来拉
我先介绍一下小的我,本人叫张小枫21岁,男(还好没有穿越错性别,不然就糗大了!)职业军人,中国某神秘特种兵大队大队长(天上飞的,水里游的,地上跑的都会开,精通各个国家的武器且会维修改装及制造),爱好:喝酒(而且自己会酿酒)赌博(放个长假就到澳门赚小钱回来花花,赌技不错)尤其是在宿舍,差不多骰子就没有离过手,美曰其名‘锻炼手的灵活度和敏感度’。泡MM(这就不用说了,男人共同的爱好)。
理清了整个事之后慢悠悠的回到了城里,深吸了一口气“呼”现在的环境就是好啊!空气清新,没有污染,不像现代社会,满是浑浊的空气。
“小宝,又死哪去了,不干完活就别想吃饭!哼”才刚进门就听到老鸨的声音。刚穿越的我就这样被虐待,懒洋洋的答到“好,知道拉!”就这样东看看西瞧瞧的走着,到现在我还不知道该死的厨房在什么地方呢。
终于找到了厨房,推开门一看,有一个模样十七八岁的小姑娘在那里勤快的擦着杯子。(按前世的岁数来说她的确是个小姑娘,不过现在的小宝也只有十八而已。有倚老卖老的感觉,呵呵)
轻轻的走过去。“小双儿,我回来拉!”大声说到。“嘭”双儿吓了一跳,手里的杯子也摔坏了,顿时就哭了起来。我一看怎么就哭了,我最看不得女孩子哭了,连我也弄得手忙脚乱的。连忙安慰到“不哭不哭,我来帮你,没关系的,”双儿看是我来了,轻声的恩了一声。
把东西收拾完,双儿还脸带着泪水的问到“小宝,今天你也到哪里去了,怎么好也找不到啊!这么晚才回来。”
我还能怎么说?难道说我是穿越来的,以前的那个小宝不见了,谁信啊!只能干笑到“呵呵那个那个我出去”“你又出去赌了吧!”双儿露出一副我就知道是这样的表情。
心里想到‘我真冤!’
次日
一起床,刚出门口就听到楼上彩云姑娘叫“小宝啊,今天记得给我买咸竹蜂啊!别又忘记了。”我怎么记得,我才刚来一天,我怎么找到他答应了你什么啊,心里嘀咕着。今天找光叔去,这个朝代就是好,赌博没人抓。
“光叔,今天我手气不错,咱们去耍耍?”一进后院子,就看到一个中年打扮的人在里面拿着水烟筒在抽着烟。这种水烟筒我以前在云南那边的乡下看到过,看着他抽我的烟隐也被勾了起来,不过还是忍住了,不然他问我怎么会抽烟了,我怎么说,说自己抽了几十年拉!囧
看着光叔的胡子心想,一个太监贴什么胡子啊,反正又长不出来装个样子有什么用啊。真想看看太监的下面是什么样的。囧,感觉自己都有变态了!
“走,去试试”略带疑问而又坚定的走了过来。呵呵真是一个老赌鬼,虽然不信我的手气,但还是来了。一把掠过他的肩潇洒的走了出去。
来到赌坊门口,还真和电视里的一样,两快大布上面一边一个赌字。进门就看到很多人在赌,真是生意兴隆啊人还真多。“让开让开,今天小宝大爷手气正浓,还不让个位子给我”看到有个桌子人多,我和光叔就走了过去。
“小宝大爷,小宝大爷这边请”那桌的保官说道
“这还差不多”大大咧咧的坐了下了。我看了看桌面,原来的赌大小啊。就问旁边的光叔道,“光叔,你说我们赌多大?”“问这个干什么,不随便你赌多大啊”光叔转过头看着我回答道。
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