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第三章 第一次争风吃醋

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林浩和施民业早在一小时前就跑去溜冰了,计罗拿上范承放在自己抽屉里的钱,又在宿舍里找到一个“如何完美地抢劫银行”里说装钱要用的编织袋,这才关好301室的门,外出执行抢劫计划。由于还是午休时间,学院里人不多,一路上也没有遇到范承记忆里熟悉的人,这让计罗大大松了口气。但世间事总是那么难以预料,就在他走到财经学院门口时,计罗看到门口栏杆外面李霏霏正当着周围十几个围观者的面跟一名高大的男子在吵架。他打算从边上悄悄绕过去,却被眼尖的李霏霏看到,女孩赶过来,一把抓住他,随即用手圈上他的胳膊,把身体偎到计罗的怀里,气势汹汹地对那个高大男子说道:“高扬,这是我的新男朋友,请你以后不要再来纠缠我。”

那个人高马大,一身西装革履,英俊潇洒的男人轻蔑地看了一眼计罗,仍是陪着笑对李霏霏说:“霏霏,我不是解释了嘛?那是逢场作戏,男人在外面应酬哪能免得了这个,你看你都气糊涂了,这种男人你也看的上?”说着伸手想过来拉李霏霏的胳膊。

女孩毫不犹豫地一巴掌打掉他伸过来的爪子,仿如一头美丽的暴龙,几乎是用吼着对男人说:“平时她们告诉我你的一些传言我还不愿意相信,要不是刚才小余打电话叫我去伯爵酒吧,我到现在还被你蒙在鼓里,逢场作戏?到床上去做戏?高扬,我告诉你,我们之间完了,到此为止,完了!”

高扬不敢对李霏霏发火,却转而对脸色微红的计罗骂道:“快滚开,你算什么东西也敢杵在这里。”

李霏霏一手护着计罗,一边凑过红唇在发呆中的计罗脸上狠狠亲了口,才转过来对高扬说:“我乐意,我乐意,关着你什么事?高先生,如果你没有其他事的话请让开,我们现在要去过‘二人世界’!”

高扬热血猛地上涌,他疯狂追求李霏霏已经有半年之久,女孩却最多让他牵牵手挽挽胳膊,何曾有享受过计罗现在的待遇。从伯爵酒吧追着李霏霏赶到财经学院的他本来有信心用他那花言巧语说服女孩,没想到跳出计罗这么个其貌不扬的学生。内心深处感到自尊心受到了极大侮辱的高扬,再也不顾他穿得一身名牌,还有那些风度仪态,指着计罗,语无伦次的乱骂:“你个穷鬼,吃了豹子胆了,敢跟老子争风吃醋?”说完,他拂起袖子,就准备上前给这矮子几下。

李霏霏大惊,尖叫道:“不要!”

高扬一听之下,更是气得要吐血,以为女孩担心的是面前这个矮子,怒气陡然勃发,恶形恶状地冲上前去,刚一抬手,就觉得面前瞬间出现一个巨大的脚印,左脸上狠狠的挨了一下,力道之大,几乎把他整个牙床打脱;跟着一百六十斤重的躯体如腾云驾雾一般倒飞了三米多,正好砸在他身后停放的自己开来的那辆奔驰车引擎盖上,背后一声闷响传来,引擎盖被压塌下去一大块。高扬只觉得自己的全身如同刚跑了次三十公里马拉松,酸痛无比。他硬撑着从车前爬下来,背靠着车子大口喘气,用手遮着红肿如发面馒头似的左颊,吐着几口口腔内壁破裂流出的鲜血,一会用怨毒的目光狠狠地盯着计罗,一会又转头心疼地看着自己的爱车。不过,他这次可不敢再扑上去了,更不敢上前和对方谈车子的赔偿问题。这一脚踢得他百来斤的身体飞出几米远得有多大的力气?高扬就算是个白痴吧也知道面前这个矮子功夫好生恐怖。

李霏霏的第一反应是过去扶起高扬,但跨出了一步后心头犹豫了下又忍住了,退回来依旧搀着计罗的胳膊,只是手上下意识得挽得更紧了,唯恐功夫高强的计罗再冲上去来个痛打落水狗。

其实高扬这一下挨得是极其的冤枉,他大概想破脑袋也没想到,自己之所以挨了这一下,差破相,仅仅只是用了“争风吃醋”这四个字。要是他用其他的言辞辱骂计罗,即使动手,计罗也只会按一般的反应正面还手推倒他而已,绝对不会浪费能量在他的脸上来这么猛一脚。因为计罗拥有的残缺记忆中没有对这样男女争风事件的应对办法,(范承可从来没有过女朋友,哪经历过这种阵仗?}但是一听到“争风吃醋”四个字,计罗马上从范承的记忆里看过的那些网络小说,电影等媒介里解读出含义,“要狠狠地教训那个敢和你争风吃醋的男人,最好让他破相,这才是一个真正的男子汉!”(范承因为心理极度自卑,害怕和他人接触,因而常常一个人阅读网络上的YY小说,那里面男主角对那些敢来挑场子的反派都是这么干的,结果这就成了范承记忆里的真实想法。)计罗片刻也没犹豫,立刻照章办事,当下才大力一脚揣得高扬脸上开花。

看着李霏霏眼里复杂而带着崇拜的眼神,和周围那些围观者敬畏的目光,计罗居然有些得意,对13说:“13,你看,刚才我来这么一下的时候,只觉得原型肾上线激素狂增,而且有一种很奇怪的飘飘然的感觉,说不清楚是什么原因。”

“这大概还是原型残存的本能反应吧,我倒是觉得刚才那个人类女性的胸部贴紧原型的胳膊时你的心脏起搏速度和早上那时候一样加快了许多,而且原型下身充血程度相当明显,要不是穿的裤子够厚(牛仔裤),你可能会陷入人类所说的一种叫做‘尴尬’的境地。还有就是人类女性在原型脸上咬了一口的时候,原型的反应也很激烈,总之,原型有许多奇怪的反应目前我们无法预测,就不要去管它了,抓紧时间进行赚钱计划。”

计罗答应了一声,轻轻拉开李霏霏的手,说:“李霏霏同学,我现在还有事情要办,就不打搅你了。”

李霏霏脸猛地一红,忙不迭地后退两步,低头小声说:“好的,范同学,真是对不起,给你添麻烦了。”

计罗头示意不用谢,跟着按范承的记忆朝最近的车站走去。背后又传来高扬和李霏霏争执的声音,不过这次他无暇再去管闲事。

“计罗,已经使用了地球时28分钟,目前最优先计划,完美地抢劫银行!”

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