第三章 做一个人类(下)
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“桑老师,打搅,这位同学想加入武术协会。龙腾小说ltxsba.com”李霏霏远远地冲着场地边在观摩的一个中年男子便喊。
武术协会的会长是一个年纪四十左右的男子,国字脸,大耳阔口,眼睛炯炯有神,听到声音后转过头看见是李霏霏,笑道:“看来美女就是吸引眼球啊,这种时间,换我坐到外面去,估计耗子也不会来一个。”
李霏霏脸一红,“桑老师,你就别拿我开玩笑了,咦,范同学,你去那里干吗?到底是你报名还是我报名,过来啊。”她看计罗还是在边上一动不动,心下倒有些火气,过去就把他扯到中年男子面前。
“哦,这位同学,练习武术可不是件简单的事情。俗话说冬练三九,夏练三伏,很辛苦的,你吃得消吗?”会长大概是一眼看穿了计罗不是块练武的料,把“辛苦”这个词特意用着重的语气强调了下,要不是因为他是李霏霏带上来的,估计就直接叫计罗走人了。
计罗忙头,“桑老师,我不怕吃苦,我想学习武术。”
“是嘛?”看计罗态度诚恳,会长翻了翻表格,接着走近他,先是捏捏计罗的双手骨骼,再拍拍他的肩膀,“你叫范承是吧,有决心是好的,不过我看你的身体,似乎不适合练习武术,现在我们收的都是普通班,打基础的那是三五岁的事情,你目前的骨骼都已经定了型,而且你别怪我说的难听,你的骨骼相当松散,肌肉韧性不足,肩窄胸陷,柔韧性看来也不行,我给你个建议,还是去进行一些普通的锻炼会比较好。”
李霏霏在旁边看到计罗脸色不好,忙上前道:“桑老师,是不是真的不行?我看范同学很有诚意的。”
“霏霏,你别是以为我故意打击人家积极性吧,我们收的都是有一定武术功底的学生,他这样子,基本可以说没有经过什么训练,我是担心浪费了他的时间。”会长解释完转头对计罗说:“这样吧,范同学,你去观摩一下同学们练功的情况,如果你还认为自己能行,我答应让你加入协会。”
“谢谢桑老师。”计罗依言走到那帮正在练武的会员那,目不转睛地看起来。
场地上一共有十七个人,其中十六个都在练习套路,计罗都很仔细地看完,最后的那个人却是在练劈木桩。
“13,这种东西就是武术吗?和电影里的差很多嘛,看起来似乎也没有你介绍的那么厉害,尤其是那个手臂一上一下挥动的,对,就是那个穿黄衣服的人类。”这话计罗是用思感波传导的,可由于换了身体不久,无法自如地控制范承的面部表情,那似笑非笑的神色恰好被对面劈木桩的男子看到。
正蹲着马步,面色冷峻的青年学生会错了意,便起身走到计罗面前:“这位同学,你是觉得我这样子很可笑?”
计罗老老实实地回答他:“是的。”
后者有些不高兴,沉着脸道:“这么说,你想和我比划比划?”
计罗刚想说话,他身后桑会长已大声冲着那青年道:“自诚,人家不会武术,你怎么搞的,练武的人首重武德,最忌心服气躁,你都忘掉了?”
“桑老师,他是什么人?怎么一来就这么大大咧咧的。”
桑会长大步走过来,站到计罗身边,“范同学,你都看见了,现在还要不要加入我们武术协会?”
“什么?他来加入我们?桑老师,你不是开玩笑吧。”
后者挥手示意青年不要多话,想再说什么好让面前的这个学生知难而退,没想到计罗很认真地冲他了头,“当然,桑老师,我很想加入。”
会长有欣赏地看看他,再看了看李霏霏,对着正在场地上活动的会员喊道:“大家都暂停,把地方腾出来,自诚,你让范同学体会一下什么叫武术。”他指指计罗,追加一句:“小心,千万不要伤害到他。”
“我知道,桑老师您放心!”
还在练习的余人纷纷停下,然后站在场边围成个弧圈。
李霏霏急道:“他不会武术,怎么体会?”
桑会长笑笑:“没事的,让他感受一下也好,你顾学长知道轻重。”暗里的话他可没公开对李霏霏说,这个范承根本不是块料,不如及早让他自己抽身走人,省得麻烦。
计罗正准备询问同伴对此的反应,13已经开口说:“比划,就是打架的意思,人类都喜欢用这种不着边际的形容词。如果你不同意,应该就不能加入武术协会,所以去试试好了,要注意控制力量的释放。”
得到肯定答复的计罗走到圈子中央,冲站在对面的青年顾自诚摆出一个记忆里唐龙常用的手势,他可不知道这在人类的思维里是一个极端挑衅的姿势,吸取的记忆里只有对唐龙的狂热崇拜,却没有丝毫关于这个手势可能引起的后果和对方反应的记载。计罗刚把掌心向上手臂平伸的右手指尖朝对方勾了勾,武术馆霎时静谧得可怕,大部分学员都在为计罗的胆大妄为担心,顾自诚的厉害他们可是都知道的,他可是连续三届H市青年武术擂台赛的前三得主,看上去弱不禁风的计罗惹怒了他,一定没有好果子吃。
果然,顾自诚刚毅的面色一变,原本他只是打算按老师的意思随便几下就好,现在感觉受了屈辱,盛怒之下,拉开架势,跃上前左拳横敲计罗的右耳轮,右拳一个“黑虎掏心”砸向计罗的胸膛,即使他已经保留了多数力道,呼呼的风声还是让桑会长吓了一跳,想要制止却已经晚了。
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