第三十二掌 风里海棠
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“哦，可能要让你失望了，本衙内却是平生最喜干这强出头的事儿，我倒要看看怎么个吃力不讨好怎么个惹火烧身！”来人正是孝哥儿和焦大、牛二、平安儿。
“呵呵，既然你小子尝尝惹火烧身的滋味，咱唐大爷就满足你，弟兄们抄家伙，让他们知道这清河地面谁是大爷！”说毕，但见唐牛儿眼里闪过一丝冷狠，大手一挥，持了一根哨棒率先朝孝哥儿扑来。
“啊，小官人小心！小官人快闪！”险些不保又要重旧业了，关键时刻，小官人赶到了，楼上的阎婆娘俩喜出望外，一颗慌乱的心放了下来，开窗探头一看，正好看到唐牛儿飞舞着哨棒向小官人扑去，娘俩大声惊呼。
这时，孝哥儿身后扑出两个大汉，迎着唐牛儿上去，正是焦大、牛二。那唐牛儿本是游手帮闲，平时打架无非是凭着一时血气之勇和无赖狠劲罢了，岂是汴京城里有着“无毛大虫”之称的牛二的对手，但见牛二侧身闪过当头一棒，猛朝唐牛儿右肋处一推掌，竟生生地将唐牛儿推个侧翻在地，半天爬不起来，其手中的哨棒恰好滚落到孝哥儿的脚下。而焦大一人赤手空拳地迎向那几个泼皮，但其中三个泼皮手里持有短刀，双方都讨不得好。
孝哥儿示意牛儿去帮焦大，牛二见对方有刀，跑到一户人家门口抄了一张乘凉用的竹篾睡床，飞舞着竹床，朝那帮泼皮撞了过去。
孝哥儿弯腰捡起那跟哨棒，以前孝哥儿看水浒时很羡慕武松手上那根哨棒，但也一直没弄清楚这古代哨棒是什么东西，后来上网一查，才知道是宋人行路防身用的棍棒。还有人说，哨捧不是打虎用的，是为了驱狼的。过去，山东道上狼群极多，过往客商习惯带一根哨棒。哨棒的一头是空心的，可以吹，吹起来真有龙吟虎啸的劲头，狼群听了，以为是什么猛兽来了，惊慌逃窜，附近的百姓听到哨声也会出来帮助追赶。如今看来，哨棒其实不过就是宋人巡更行路时开道防身的棍棒罢了。不过，这根哨棒舞划起来倒是蛮就手的，难怪武松过景阳冈时刀枪不带，却是手不离哨棒。
“好贼囚，咱们少爷你这厮也敢打，莫非不想在这清河地面混了吗？要是咱们西门大官人知道了，非活剐了你不可！”孝哥儿正在研究着北宋的哨棒时，突然听到小厮平安儿朝那正骂骂咧咧挣扎着爬起来唐牛儿叱骂道。平安儿是谁呀，那可是西门府的看门恶仆，再和善的人跟多了大官人这等清河恶霸，也会嚣张起来。
“这小子竟是西门庆的儿子！糟了！这回可是撞到墙上去了！”听说眼前这小子是西门庆的少爷，唐牛儿心里咯噔了一下，浑身发软，后悔得连想死的心思都有了。
西门庆是谁呀，那可是蔡太师的假子，大宋提刑官，清河首富，人贩子兼私盐贩子，黑白通吃，收放黑钱的大佬呀，我的天啊，这回倒霉透了，之前有一个长得俊秀些的小青皮得罪西门庆，结果给西门庆那厮打残了不说，还给他关起门来弄了三天三夜才放了出来。想到这里，唐牛儿哪里还有之前的凶悍狠劲，顿时像一条病猫儿一般，颤栗着爬到孝哥儿跟前，磕头求饶，额头瞬间已是鲜血淋漓了，可没听到孝哥儿开声，他还得继续磕下去。那群泼皮都是见风使舵、欺软怕硬的，见了此般情景，知道事情不妙，赶紧撒了手中的刀棒，跑了过来磕头不已。
孝哥儿敲了敲手中的哨棒，见唐牛儿一听到西门庆的名头就怕成这样，觉得有些不爽，道：“好了，起来吧，说说是怎么回事？咱孝哥儿并不是一个不讲道理的人。”
孝哥儿越是说得和和气气，唐牛儿越是害怕，听说那西门大官人平时也是这般和和气气的，可当他往往是和善可怜地把你扶起来，然后狠狠地抽你一巴掌，然后厌恶地再踢几脚。但见唐牛儿竟是怕得哭了起来，软趴在孝哥儿脚跟。
“唉，瞧你这窝囊样，哪里还有一丝男儿样呀，算了，今儿放你一马，但这毁坏的门窗，你们得赔，给人家小娘子陪个礼后，都滚吧，”说着，手里的哨棒朝唐牛儿的背上敲了一棒。
唐牛儿忙给阎婆娘俩磕了头道歉，然后掏了怀里的钱袋，凑足了十贯钱，算做修补门窗的费用，然后灰溜溜地一哄而散。
这时，阎婆娘俩跑了出来，将孝哥儿等迎了进门。孝哥儿让焦大、牛二、平安儿帮忙收拾残破的门窗。
阎婆娘俩看着孝哥儿的眼神也多了一些敬畏，一左一右地扶着孝哥儿上楼去，阎婆惜更是娇怯怯地依偎在孝哥儿身上，一双眼儿似嗔似喜地溜着孝哥儿。当发现孝哥儿的一条虎臂顺其自然地搂着自己蛮腰，阎婆惜不禁像中了大奖一般心头大喜，整个娇躯都恨不得挤到小冤家的怀里。
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