第三十九掌 一块蜜糖
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这一日，西门庆有事正要出门去衙门，只见冯妈妈来回话，道：“韩伙计家的问，你老人家几时有空过去相看，也好预备。更多小说ltxsba.com”
“好吧，等一下衙门中散了，我就顺路过去看看吧。”西门庆道。
冯妈妈出了西门府，来到韩道国家，对他浑家王六儿说，西门大官人等一会要来相看。王六儿听了窃喜，嫁给了韩道国这窝囊废，头都抬不起，现在老娘扬眉吐气的机会来了，女儿终于找到一个富贵人家，虽是给人做妾，但要是生得一男半女，何愁不富贵，老娘下半辈子有依靠了。大官人来了，不可怠慢，王六儿准备好甜水、果仁、茶水等，还剔甲打扮，艳妆浓抹，打扮得乔模乔样的，一边等候，一边和冯妈妈聊些疯话儿，当听到冯妈妈说到牛皮巷有一位叫陶扒灰的老者，一连娶了三个儿媳妇，都吃他扒了，公公养儿媳，成了街坊笑料。王六儿听了，愣了一下，想到那晚叔叔韩二捣鬼喝醉了摸上她的炕上，要搂着她做一炕上睡，她不情愿，一脚将他踹了下去，韩二捣鬼半天爬不起来，搂着她的那双绣花鞋在炕下睡了一夜，禁不住疯笑不已。
且说孝哥儿到王婆茶坊，王婆正在大堂内傻坐着，见到孝哥儿来了，像是见到了干爹一般欢喜，乐颠颠地迎了上来，道：“哎呀，我的小官人啊，你瞒得老身好苦啊，早说你是西门小官人呀，老身难道会吃了你不成，你那老爹西门大官人在老身面前也得喊老身一身干娘呢，没有老身，他哪里这般顺利娶得个美五娘呀，老身也曾进过几趟西门府，府里大娘待老身也是热呼呼的，可惜无缘见得小官人，难怪老身第一次见到小官人有些面熟，原来是通家相好的，真是大水冲了龙王庙哩，唉，老身算是与你们西门家有缘啊，大官人前脚才走，小官人后脚就来，这下老身放心多了。”
“呵呵，干娘啊，别管大官人，咱们还是忙咱们的大事吧，武大郎家那栋房子可谈妥了？”孝哥儿不想对王婆解释什么，言归正题。
“嗨，小官人就放心吧，老令身出马还有什么谈不拢的，不是吹的，经得老身略施说诱，就是淑女也相思，嫦娥也偷汉，莫说一个早就想脱手卖房的房东，那房东要举家搬到东京去，只要价五百两银子，老身杀了个四百五十两成交，定金已付了，就等小官人付通了钱，立个合同，收了房契，再到衙门办个过户手续即可。”王婆道。
“好，银子我已带来，你且叫那房东过来立合同，拿了房契过来办了手续。”孝哥儿大喜道。
王婆也是才四十出头，生得肥白且壮健，腿脚麻利，只见她三脚两脚跑了出去，不到一会儿，带了一个中年男子进来，见面寒暄了一下，双方当面立写了合同，按了手印，一手交钱，一手交了房契地契。
之后，孝哥儿让王婆到衙门办了房屋过户手续，并备了案，王婆是牙婆卖婆，办这些事倒是十分在行，当天即办妥了原武大郎家和原王婆茶坊两处房产的过户手续。
这是孝哥儿穿越到北宋后偷偷骗骗购得的第一处私人房产。拿到房契后，见到上面标注着产权人名字：西门孝，终于有了自己的房产里了，孝哥儿感觉有些像做梦一样。想起上辈子的父母辛辛苦苦供一套九十多平方的房子，头发都花白了，房产证还压在银行里，不禁心里有些发酸。
孝哥儿让焦大去找些本地的工匠来，先把武大家那间鬼屋拆了，然后让王婆找来个当地有名风水先生评选了个吉日动工，并找了几位捉鬼驱邪的道士，请来紫石街有名望的老者到场观摩，并让牛二找些当地泼皮四处宣扬一番，鬼屋于是成了紫石街的一块旺地。孝哥儿打算将武大家那头建成一个大戏台，而把王婆茶坊打通正对戏台，将茶坊加高一层，即变成三层，一层是大众消费的茶座，二层、三层改造成小包厢，可以喝茶会客，也可以休闲看戏、听曲。孝哥儿见焦大为人老实，办事稳重，于是把茶馆改造一时交给了焦大负责，只留牛二一人在身边跟随使唤，牛二是闲散浪荡性儿，倒是乐意跟随着孝哥儿四处走。
安排好一切后，孝哥儿想起迎儿的事儿，于是让王婆去与姚二郎浑家说，银子不是问题，只要让迎儿跟了自己。王婆笑道：“小官人好眼光，那迎儿倒是干活勤快，又生得水灵，小小年纪的就长得一对好乳，腿长臀肥的，将来必是能生会养的婆娘。”
“咳咳，说啥呢，迎儿与我一见投缘，已是我的干妹妹了，瞧你这疯妈子，乱鸳鸯谱，快去吧，我就在茶坊等着消息，五十两银子可够了？”孝哥从钱袋里掏了五十两银子交给王婆。
“哎呀，我的妈呀，这么一个苦人家的女孩儿哪要这么多银子，十两足够多了，平时买一个丫鬟也就六、七两，小官人放心吧，老身定为你办妥此事的。”王婆双手接过银子，一双桃花眼眯成一条线，假意把四十两退回给孝哥儿。
“呵呵，余下的银两算是给干娘的辛苦费了，快去吧。”孝哥儿哪有看不出这婆子贪财，但也希望她能给自己效力，于是将银子打发给了她。
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