第十七萌、能不能不提你妈
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三名男生听到这句话,本来愤怒的心情顿时就变成了冷笑:你这蠢货,你这么一说,不就是在东方姑娘面前承认了你偷懒没干活么?真是奇蠢无比。好吧,你要找不自在,就由得你好了,那张借书卡肯定归我们三个了。
三人没有异议,李岩便讲起事情的经过来,前半段他完全照实讲,因为前半常蝴确实没有出力,基本上一直站在旁边看戏。当然,他把自己接住麻花辫妹子,摸到她胸部什么的隐瞒了不报,这种事才会拿出来讲。
讲到后半段他出手的时候,那三个男生开始紧张起来,他们生怕李岩自夸一番,把功劳全都抢走,没想到李岩却道:“当时鳌拜受了重伤,大腿流血不止,后背的要害也在流血,他对着我扑了过来,我害怕得要死,就从墙上取下一柄剑,将剑尖对着鳌拜,没想到鳌拜重伤乏力,居然自己撞到了剑上……撞成了重伤。”
三个男生顿时楞住了,要说这个位面里最了解李岩实力的学生就是他们三个,就连郭靖、乔峰等人都不清楚李岩的真正实力,这三名男生却很清楚李岩能一剑刺伤他们三人的手掌,当时他刺伤鳌拜那一剑,正是刺伤过他们三人的“平沙落雁”,为什么他却一都不吹嘘自己的功夫,反而说自己是碰运气呢?自贬身价,这是为什么?
三人虽然疑惑,却也不掀穿李岩的谎话,免得功劳被李岩抢光。
东方姑娘面sè不变地听着李岩撒谎,心中却早已明白了事情的经过,她对着三名男生道:“李岩说的是真的吗?他误打误撞刺伤了鳌拜?”
三名男生想要抢占功劳,得到借书卡,当然不可能帮李岩说好话,赶紧道:“是的#蝴武功希荷平常,想正面刺中鳌拜是不可能的,当时是鳌拜重伤无力撞到了他的剑上……这根本就不算他的功劳。”
东方姑娘的心里一阵冷笑,心中对这三个男生的印象顿时就打了个折扣,挥手道:“继续说后面……”
李岩便继续道:“鳌拜重伤之后,张君侧和独孤源两位同学又冲了上去,但是鳌拜用回光返照的力气,把他们两个杀了。这时候韦学姐突然从床下滚出来,一把香炉撒在鳌拜脸上……鳌拜什么也看不见,就向前乱冲,韦学姐又抱起一个香炉砸在鳌拜头上,鳌拜被砸得昏昏沉沉的,正好学生又从墙上拿下了一把剑,竖在身前,鳌拜昏着头了一撞,就撞死在了学生的剑上。”
那三名男生亲眼看到李岩使出“平沙落雁”刺死鳌拜,但听他又故意说成鳌拜主动撞上去,心中都感惊讶,三人赶紧道:“是的,当时就是这样,这小子完全就是运气,根本就没出什么力,全靠我们三个在旁边拼死牵制着鳌拜,韦学姐出力,所以这次根本就没有他的功劳,东方姑娘,那张借书卡……可以赏给我们三个吗?”
东方姑娘又冷冷地扫了三人一眼,心想:三个蠢材!武艺差没什么关系,慢慢练总是能练好的,但昧着良心夺人功劳,却是人品问题,所谓江山易改,本xìng难移,本xìng坏了,就再难改变。看来,这三个人是没什么培养前途的。倒是李岩有古怪,他明明有功劳,为什么要隐瞒?他还一直试图隐瞒自己的武功,这究竟是为什么呢?
东方姑娘心中想了很多,脸上却一也年不出来,她从怀中摸出四张纸片分递给四人,道:“先拿着,这是和你们约定好的每人一百两银子的任务奖励。”
李岩接过纸片,只见这种纸片的质量非常好,柔韧xìng极强,纸面上印着复杂的花纹,花纹中间衬托着一个人的头像,这个头像依稀仿佛是他在史书上看到过的宋太祖赵匡胤的头像,旁边写着几个字:“一百两”。他立即就明白,这是一张一百两银子的银票。
李岩对这个位面的货币购买力没有什么概念,因此拿着银票并不怎么高兴。那三名男生却一阵激动,欢喜地道:“一百两!哈哈!一年级很少有任务接,没想到咱们第一次完成任务就是一百两银子的奖励,这次赚大发了,哈哈哈哈。”
东方姑娘发好了银票,又伸手在怀中一摸,这次拿出来的是一张灰sè的卡片,卡片上印着“借书卡(限时三个月)”的字样,三名男生流着口水看着这张借书卡,却见东方姑娘雪白如玉的小手借到了李岩的面前,借书卡轻轻一弹,落到了李岩的手里。
李岩呆住,那三名男生也呆了。
东方姑娘淡淡地道:“虽然你是靠运气误打误撞杀了鳌拜,但鳌拜终究是死在你的剑下,这次算你首功,这张借书卡就归你了。”
李岩大喜。
那三名男生赶紧道:“东方姑娘,这不公平……他只是靠运气,我们却出了大力气,那张借书卡应该给我们才对。”
“住嘴!”东方姑娘突然一声断喝,一股庞大的气势突然从她秀美的身体里迸发出来,内气形成的气流,吹得那三名男生脸庞刺痛:“公平不公平由本姑娘来判断,你们敢有异议?”
三名男生被那庞大的威势压得“噗通”一下跪倒在地,连声道:“不敢……不敢有异议!”
“不敢就好!散了吧,本姑娘累了,先回去了……”
那三名男生感觉到周遭的威压减轻了,他们抬头一看,才发现东方姑娘早已经消失得无影无踪,而那个得了便宜的李岩,也已经走得远了。
三人中个子最矮的那个恶狠狠地道:“一百两银子也就罢了,咱们都有,但是那张借书卡……总得想法弄到咱们手上才是。”
另一个了头道:“但是我们三个不是他的对手,怎么办?”
矮个子道:“上次不是商量过请班长出手吗?咱们怕丢脸,一直没有行动,现在不能等了,把这小子和契丹狗勾结的事告诉班长,再把借书卡的事也说出来,班长出手,这小子就死定了,到时候我们只要让班长把借来的秘籍给我们看几眼就好……”
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