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第六十九萌、麻花辫妹子的赌术

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杨康之后,就是麻花辫妹子韦小宝了。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com只见她眉花眼笑,贼焖兮兮地走上了台,站在一堆老师中间,笑道:“老娘要表演的是赌术,老师来看看老娘扔骰子的功夫吧。”

一个看起来满脸正气的老师插口道:“韦小宝,我们得先给你说个明白,用赌术升级比用别的功夫升级要难得多,因为赌术不是正道,因此本校对这一个科目的要求非常高,你可要有心理准备。”

麻花辫妹子对那个道士老师扁了扁嘴道:“明白啦,费彬老师,总之,老娘能通杀就行了。”

“嵩山派的大嵩阳手费彬?”李岩楞了楞,仔细像那老师看过去,只见那货是一个中年男人,长相倒也端正,看起来就是得道高人,但是李岩对他的名字极度反感,因此直接把他划入了坏人的行列。

麻花辫妹子拿出三颗骰子,向地上随手一扔,喝道:“三个六啊!”只见三颗骰子在地上一阵翻滚,最后都是六向上。她笑嘻嘻地将骰子捡起来,又向地上扔去,叫道:“三个四啊!”骰子还真如他所说,转成了三个四。

她眉花眼笑地道:“哈哈哈,老娘厉害吧?东方姑娘,看看老娘这手赌术,你干脆让老娘直接跳级到初中毕业吧,老娘就不用再接受这该死的义务教育,回去赎出我妈,然后和老妈开一家青楼,她做老鸨,我做大掌柜管账,哈哈哈。”

原来,麻花辫妹子的宿命已经被李岩改变,走上了变成平庸之人的路线。她拿到李岩转交给她的五十万两之后,已经不想再混在武林中,只想尽快完成九级制义务教育回扬州去,赎出妈韦春花,然后过些平凡人的生活。她自幼在青楼里长大,对别的营生也不太了解,因此虽然讨厌青楼,却想不到别的营生可做,开口就是再开一家青楼。

见她得意兮兮的向自己邀功,东方姑娘淡地瞥了她一眼,突然将袖子一挥,只听到空气中响起“嗤嗤嗤”地三声尖啸声,三枚绣花针从东方姑娘的袖中飞出,分别扎在了三颗骰子上,那针虽细,上面却蕴含着极强的内劲,骰子顿时四分五裂。

众人定晴一看,碎裂的骰子中间居然是空中,有些奇怪的东西在里面,原来,这三颗骰子都是灌铅骰子。

东方姑娘哼了一声,不再说话。旁边的费彬老师立即大声道:“韦小宝,考试作弊,成绩作废,留级……”

“乖乖隆个咚,猪油炒大葱。”麻花辫妹子眼前一黑,晕倒在地。

台下的学生们发出一阵大笑声,尤其是麻花辫妹子同班的同学们,更是笑得夸张。李岩也是又好气又好笑,这货还真是恶搞啊。他走上台去,将晕倒在地的麻花辫妹子抱下台,用力掐她的人中,好一会儿才将她弄醒。

刚醒过来,麻花辫妹子就大哭道:“完了,留级了……这样下去老娘要什么时候才能回扬州去赎我妈啊?”

李岩没好气地道:“你就踏踏实实学功夫不好么?武功练成,自然能够毕业,像你这样乱来,一辈子也完不成九级制义务教育啊。”

麻花辫妹子嘟着嘴:“老娘不高兴学武,不!高!兴!”

李岩将她扔到一边道:“切,扶不起的阿斗,懒得理你。”

这时李岩身边突然想起了一阵阴阳怪气的声音:“梅庄的差生真是丢了我们黑木崖的脸,韦小宝这种人中垃圾,也就只有你这样的垃圾才会理她。”这声音有熟悉,但李岩一时半会想不起是谁的。他转过头去看,对方是一个年轻的道士,李岩仔细想了半天,这才终于认出来,这货不就是被杨过踢断了腿的鹿清笃吗?

两个多月前,鹿清笃在成衣店想要讹诈李岩的银子,结果被杨过踢断了腿,当时李岩还以为他要让全真教为他出头呢,没想到平平安安两个月过去了,他并没有找上门来报复。后来李岩仔细一想才明白,全真教毕竟是道门正教,不会允许门下的弟子为非作歹,鹿清笃被打之后,根本不敢把这件事说出去,只敢暗暗怀恨在心,现在他好不容易找到一个机会,就来挑衅一下李岩,想要落他的面子。

李岩暂时懒得理会这只疯狗,周围人太多,东方姑娘还坐在台上呢,他要是伸手把鹿清笃拍翻在地,不符合他低调做人的原则。

没想到他不理那货,那货却越发得意起来,围着李岩转圈圈,嘴里阴阳怪气地道:“梅庄的差生,你又打算在什么科目上作弊啊?期末考试不能找初中部的杨过来帮你的忙了,你有本事考过么?”

李岩冷声道:“不劳你挂心。”

鹿清笃又在他身边转了两圈,就回到了三年级一班的学生堆里,和身边的几个三年级的学生低声说了几句什么,然后一群人全都指着李岩和韦小宝笑了起来,显然是在嘲笑他们。李岩懒得理会,麻花辫妹子却不是一个好欺负的人,她双手叉腰跳了起来,一连窜扬州土话脱口而出,一个人骂对方一群人,居然不落下风,不一会儿就骂得那群三年级生灰头土脸。偏偏他们又不敢动手,因为现在校长和老师都坐在比武台上呢,当着老师的面殴斗,他们还没这个胆。

鹿清笃等人只好扔下一句:“韦小宝,你骂人再厉害也没用,下学期我们就是四年级了,你还要继续读三年级,你就一辈子在三年级留着吧。”

麻花辫妹子听了这话,脸色黯淡了下来,骂人也没精神了。

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