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第一一零萌、馋嘴姐姐洪七公

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桌子底下突然传来一个急切的女人声音道:“别把肥鸡吃光了,撕成两份,鸡给我。”随着声音,一个女叫花子从桌子底下钻了出来,这叫化子身上一件乞丐服打了千千万万个补丁,比起李岩曾经见过的全冠清、白世镜等丐帮人士穿得还要破烂。她的头发乱糟糟的,脸上也乌七麻黑涂着炭灰,看不出年龄大小,相貌美丑,只露出一双jīng光闪闪的眸子,这扮相使得李岩看不出她的年龄,她似乎非常馋嘴,看着换牙手上的肥鸡直流口水。

jì院桌下窜出个女叫化,换了谁也要吓一大跳,比如李岩、马尾辫妹子、麻花辫妹子都被这陡然出现的人给惊了一惊,李岩心想:我已经学会了听风辨器,耳力比常人强了不知道多少倍,怎么桌子底下藏了个大活人都不知道?此人功夫必定高我数倍。

唯一没有被吓住的就是换牙了,她没心没肺,浑然不知道惊讶,见到桌下钻出个人,一也不意外,笑嘻嘻地就把手上的肥鸡整个儿递给了女叫化子,嘻嘻笑道:“你要吃?那就给你吧……反正我有青菜馒头吃也行的。”

女叫化居然也不客气,伸手将肥鸡接过,吧啦吧啦,几口就吃得只剩了一堆骨头。她显然极为嘴馋,一边吃,一边幸福得哼哼,不过吃完之后却又皱了皱眉头道:“肥鸡虽好,厨子却一般,这鸡的味道差了一些。”

换牙嘻嘻笑道:“我倒是搞不清楚味道,反正鸡都是一样的鸡肉味道嘛。”

女叫化不以为然地道:“这就不对了,鸡也有无数种做法,大盘鸡、川香莴笋辣子鸡、无油口水鸡、香盐焗鸡、腊肠魔芋丝炖鸡、黄芪乌鸡汤、宫爆鸡丁、莲藕炒鸡片、香芋干锅鸡、滑嫩蒸鸡翅、醉蟹清炖鸡、黄焖鸡翅……”她一口气居然说了上百种鸡的做法出来,气不喘心不跳地道:“这许多鸡,味道都不相同,岂能一言以蔽之。”

“哎呀我的妈啊,鸡居然有这么多做法?”就算是没心没肺的换牙也被吓住了,小嘴张得老大,几个黑乎乎的缺牙洞分外可爱。

这时李岩却似乎隐隐想起了什么,一个贪吃的叫化子,我好像碰上什么了不起的人物了啊。他突然抱拳道:“这位前辈,可是闻名江湖的九指神丐洪七公?”

那女叫化楞了楞,扭着道:“什么九指神丐?我叫洪七公不错,但我不是九指,也不是什么神丐。”她一边说,一边伸出双手来,十个指头脏兮兮的,看来很久没洗了。但确确实实是十根手指,一根也不少。

李岩大汗:难道这个扭曲的位面把洪七公扭成十指了?不对……原著中的洪七公也并不是一开始就是九指。洪七公年轻的时候,也是好端端的有十根指头,有一次贪吃误事,她自断了一根食指,因此才变成九指神丐,也就是说,眼前这个洪七公是断指之前的。

洪七公笑道:“话说回来,我可不是什么大人物啊,你怎么认得我?”原来此时的洪七公出道不久,还不是什么江湖名人,

李岩心中暗喜:碰上洪七公了,这可真是天大的机缘,如果抓不住这个机缘,我不如去死。眼下第一要务,就是从洪七公脑子里捞高级武功出来。

想到这里,他又哑然失笑,心想:shè雕中郭靖、黄蓉与洪七公相遇,郭靖憨厚老实,完全没想过别的什么事,黄蓉为了自己的情郎,挖空心思骗洪七公的武功,没想到来到这个位面,郭靖还是憨乎乎的,变成了我来取代黄蓉的位置。

想到了黄蓉,他突然楞住了:不好!黄蓉靠美食骗出洪七公的武功,但我到哪里弄美食出来?黄蓉在哪里?不好了,这个位面里我还没见过黄蓉……

李岩心里凉泼泼的,如果碰上洪七公这种大机缘,却因为弄不出美食而丢掉,他会后悔得吃下两斤厕纸,比鹿清笃还要惨,救命……黄蓉,求你快出现。

人这东西,往往是不能逼的,越是被逼到抓狂,越是能灵光一闪。李岩也是如此,他此时急得团团转,灵台却一下子清明起来,想道:对了,我又何必非要找黄蓉出来?只要能找到厨艺不亚于黄蓉之人,便可以打动洪七公的心。厨子,厨子……对了,麻花辫妹子曾经在满清的皇宫里给我弄了个御膳房管事的差事,我可以去找御厨。

李岩正在满脑子转念的时候,旁边桌上的高年级男生突然叫了起来:“哎呀,老鸨,你这丽chūn院里怎么有乞丐讨食?这让人怎么有心情玩姑娘?快赶走她。”

另一边的桌上也有一个姑娘皱起了眉头道:“哎呀,脏死了,弄脏我的裙子我怎么做生意?快滚……”

洪七公被他们鄙视了,却也不生气,笑嘻嘻地道:“今儿这里开张大吉,我来混了一只肥鸡,也不算白来,走啰。”

李岩赶紧道:“前辈,这里不是个吃东西的好地方,而且这里的厨子也不成,我倒是能做得一手好菜,你若不嫌弃,要不要尝尝我的手艺?”

洪七公大喜,赶紧道:“当然要尝,快带我去。对了,不要叫我前辈,我虽然看起来脏兮兮黑乎乎的,其实才二十出头,你张嘴闭嘴就前辈前辈的,人家没有这么老啦。”

李岩笑道:“那我就叫你馋嘴姐姐,没问题吧?”

洪七公喜道:“这个名字好,就这样叫。”

李岩站起来就向外走,麻花辫妹子、换牙、馋嘴姐姐赶紧跟在后面,马尾辫妹子本想找个机会问问韦chūn花到底是谁赎了她,她是怎么来的黑木崖,她和李启明公子是什么关系,但是李岩走得太快,她也没来得及问,只好闷头跟在李岩后面。

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