第一四三萌、牛头不对马嘴
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两人之间的情报不对等,虚伪妹子一直以为李岩神通广大,什么都知道,因此还以为自己在金国王府里的遭遇李岩早就知道了,但是李岩知道的只是《shè雕英雄传》的故事,而虚伪妹子因为宿命扭转,故事的发展出现了偏差,这种事李岩怎么可能未卜先知?
结果就是,虚伪妹子以为李岩知道自己已经被金国抛弃,李岩却不知道,以为她还是金国的卧底,是个坏人,两人之间的对话和思路,自然也就牛头不对马嘴。
虚伪妹子道:“你别沉默啊,我知道以前对你不好,在你面前伪装好女人,妄图杀你,但那都是过去,现在我只相信你一个人,你叫我怎么做,我都会听的。你叫我隐姓埋名也好,叫我继续留下来也好,叫我去东方姑娘那里自首也好,你帮我拿个主意吧。”
李岩哼了一声,心想:装得像真的一样,投案自首你也会听?虚伪过头了!好吧,既然你非要我来说,我就来恶搞一下,看你做不做得到。他想到这里,便装出一脸的坏笑道:“这可是你自己说的,既然如此,你就脱衣服吧,先脱光了跳个裸舞,我再来帮你考虑接下来做什么。”
虚伪妹子楞了楞,一张美丽的俏脸顿时变得通红。她出身高贵,含着郡主的金汤匙长大,从小就受到大家闺秀的教育,什么脱衣舞一类的东西,光是入她的耳朵就觉得污秽,当下就羞得不行,低声道:“这个……跳脱衣舞和我的将来有什么关系么?我……我想让你帮我决定的是我的未来要怎么过rì子,和……和脱……脱衣舞不相干啊。”
李岩冷笑道:“这才第一句话就不听我的,还敢说你什么都听我的?哼,太假了吧。”他心中暗笑:你这卧底,这下暴露了吧?我看你这次要用什么招来杀我。
虚伪妹子的脸蛋比刚才更红了,心想:是啊,他对我提的第一个要求就被我拒绝了,怎好意思让人家帮我决定今后该怎么办?难怪人家不会相信我以后听他的。唉……仔细想想,他连xìng命都不顾,也要把我从欧阳克的手上救出来,我在他面前脱一脱衣服又有何妨呢?滴水之恩,当涌泉相报,何况是涌泉之恩,我连滴水之报都不肯,自然一切休提。
想到这里,虚伪妹子鼓起了全身的勇气,抬起了颤抖的双手,放在了自己的腰带上,轻轻扯开,用蚊子般的声音道:“既然……你……这么说了……我就脱吧……但是我不太会跳舞……如果跳得不好看,你……你莫要生气。”
上次虚伪妹子来暗杀李岩,便是假装要送怀送抱,然后突然用匕首袭击,这次李岩岂会不防?见她伸手解腰带,李岩便想道:莫非在衣服里放着什么恶毒暗器?
李岩的手悄悄移动到了装蛇的大麻袋边,将系麻袋的绳子完全解开了,里面的大蛇吃了小猪正在睡觉,突然感觉到一丝光亮shè进来,颇有些不耐烦。蛇类吃饱的时候是不喜欢攻击人的,因此它也没打算立即跳出来发飙,只是懒洋洋地将脑袋伸出来了一半,血红的舌头吐了出来。
按理说这么大的蛇动起来,虚伪妹子应该立即察觉才对,李岩也是想让她看到大蛇,吓她一跳,惩戒她暗算自己,却没想到虚伪妹子现在脸蛋羞红得快要滴血,脑袋低垂着,目不斜视,根本没注意到大蛇。
她颤抖着将腰带扯下,连衣长裙的前襟敞开了一些,露出雪白柔滑的胸腹肌肤,养尊处优的皮肤十分光洁,犹如绸缎一般迷人。
李岩见她真脱,倒是吓了一跳,看着那亮瞎人的迷人肌肤,他不禁有慌乱,身子不由得向后坐了坐,没想到向后一挪,不小心就挤了大蛇一下。大蛇吃饱喝足正在休闲中呢,突然被人拿挤一下,心中大不爽。“嘶”地一声叫,猛地窜了起来。
李岩也没想到大蛇突然发飙,他只想吓吓虚伪妹子,可没想过要用蛇咬死她,赶紧伸手一把捏住了蛇的嘴,让它无法用毒牙咬人,但那大蛇的身子却扭动起来,向前一扫,在李岩的身上绕了一圈,紧紧缠住。
若是李岩是一个人,这一缠也就罢了,他运功震开便是。但李岩是和虚伪妹子坐得极近,蛇身一绕,两人同时被绕在里面,蛇身一旦缠住人就会向中间收缩,李岩和虚伪妹子顿时就被蛇身挤到了一起。
两人的身体紧紧相贴,蛇身还在向中间收,结果两人越贴越紧,虚伪妹子衣衫不整,前襟大开,两团丰满的雪白全都挤在李岩的胸口上,这种动作的刺激程度别说,就算花丛老手心里也得抖一抖,李岩这怎能承受?险些流下鼻血来。
“啊,大蛇,好大一条蛇!”虚伪妹子惊呼,她和大多数女人一样,害怕蛇虫鼠蚁,就算是一条细蛇也能吓得她惊叫,这么大一条蛇将她缠住,如何不怕?吓得她花容惨淡,整张脸都失去了血sè,本来她可以拔剑出来斩蛇脱困,但一慌乱起来,便什么都忘了。
李岩自己也没想到,把蛇放出来会弄出这种旖旎的事情,苦笑道:“好啦,别慌,我来把蛇弄开。”
他右手捏着蛇嘴,左手蛇身与自己的身体之间,想用内力将它崩开。
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