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第一五零萌、明星般的东方姑娘

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李岩抹了一把汗水,心想:好强悍!这比后世的歌星还要厉害啊,没有哪个歌星的演唱会能有东方姑娘的声势,就算是重低音高音炮的声音,也震不出这么多武林高手用内功震出来的和音啊,帅呆了,东方姑娘要是参赛,谁还能得第一?

只见台下的参赛选手们果然人人脸上变色,有些自认为歌喉厉害的人,现在也不禁生出了怯意,心中暗想:还好东方姑娘只是友情献唱,不然我们都不用上场了。

这时一曲唱毕,台下的人已经是如痴如醉。有人叫道:“东方姑娘。再来一首!”

“东方姑娘。再来一首!”

“东方姑娘,再来一首!”

这声音应合在一起,回荡在整个黑木崖之上,山谷回音,震动整个汴京,汴京城的百姓都被吼声惊动,一起抬头看向崖来,不知道崖在闹什么妖蛾子。

有一名在黑木崖读了七八书的老学生大声叫道:“东方姑娘。再来一首《笑红尘》吧,五年前你在歌咏比赛的开幕式里唱过的《笑红尘》,学生我这辈子都忘不了,求你再唱一遍,我听了之后就算死也值得。”

“对啊,再来一首《笑红尘》!”

“唱吧!”

无数学生跟着起哄。

却见东方姑娘淡淡地笑道:“今天不是我的个人演唱会,而是全体学生的红五月歌咏比赛,我在这里赖着一直唱就不太好了,咳……现在请一号选手上台吧。”

“啊,天啊!东方姑娘居然不唱了!”

“让我死吧!”

“我没有活下去的勇气了。”

高年级的男生们发出一片惨呼声。无数人痛心疾首,晕倒在地。

李岩全身冷汗狂流。这也太坑爹了吧,这是什么展开啊?

虽然观众们极力要求,但是东方姑娘还是将舞台让了出来,她似乎也知道自己魅力太大,若是占着台子不下来,后面的比赛都不用进行了,于是挥了挥手,评委们收起乐器,回到了评委台上,东方姑娘也缩到了主席台后,比赛正式开始进行。

一号选手并不是一个人,而是二年级二班全体同学,他们走上台去,摆了一个方方正正的豆腐块阵容,就和后世的小学生们站的位置一样,康敏也在其中,李岩心中不爽,暗想:他们唱的歌肯定很无趣。

果然,这些家伙唱的是一首很闷的老歌,好像是歌讼朝廷歌讼皇帝的,反正全是拍朝廷的马屁,和侠骨柔情什么的完全不沾边。台下的学生们狂喝倒彩,甚至有人吹口哨嘲讽,歌毕,评委老师们一致给出了0分,只有三十二公公一个人给出了10分。

结果扣掉一个最高分10分,扣掉一个最低分0分,二年级二年班最终得分是0分。

二年级二班的学生们耷拉着脑袋走下来台,康敏神色不愉地埋怨着男生们:“我就说了不能唱这个歌啊,这个歌难听死了,我叫你们唱《偷偷爱着你》,你们却一个个脸红害羞不好意思,害我们得了零分,你们这群废物,通通去死……”

男生们赶紧陪笑道:“小敏别生气,下次我们一定听你的啦……”

康敏大怒:“没有下次了,给我滚远些!”

男生们大哭,好几个人跪了下去:“小敏,我们错了,原谅我们吧,再给个机会……”

康敏愤愤地跑回了观众席,边跑还在边叫:“去死去死去死!”

一号选手惨淡零分收场,别的班级全都警惕起来,有几个想唱这种歌的班集赶紧商量对策,临时改歌,场面一片混乱。

评委老师曲洋站了起来,大声道:“咱们黑木崖从来不卖朝廷面子,凡是上来拍朝廷马屁的人,都要有零分的觉悟。江湖和朝堂是完全不同的两个地方,都给我记好了,我们的主题是——侠骨柔情!”

“现在有请二号选手!”

只见人群中刷地窜出了一条身影,轻飘飘地落在了舞台上,来人是个身姿卓越的,看起来应该超过二十五岁了,可能有三十来岁的样子,既然这么大的年龄还留在黑木崖读书,说明她早就完成了九级制义务教育,现在是交着学费在读书深造,至少也是高中生。

这名尖声道:“高中一年级五班,瑛姑,为大家带来女声独唱,歌名叫做《九张机》。”——

青狼日记:

我叫乔峰,被汉人养大的契丹人。

我的养父叫乔三槐,他是一个勤勤垦垦的农民,虽不伟大,却很善良。他教晓我许多做人的道理,让我懂得分辨是非善恶。

长大之后,我依然不忘他的教诲,为自己制定了两条原则:

第一条:行侠仗义,绝不做违背侠义精神的坏事

第二条:懂得感恩,绝不打伤或者杀死一个汉人

在我遇见了李岩同学之后,决定给自己的原则再增加两条:

第三条:如果李岩同学叫我做坏事,第一条作废

第四条:如果李岩同学叫我杀汉人,第二条作废

乔峰

记于红五月歌咏比赛

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