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第一七零萌、蓝凤凰在努力

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众人顿时叫好。

任盈盈也道:“不错,好计,不愧是夜猫子计无施,你这计策,端的是厉害。”

蓝凤凰抽泣了几声,可怜兮兮地问道:“还要在他身边晃啊?好可怕……万一他又要非礼我,脱我衣服怎么办?”

计无施道:“从今以后,你在他旁边晃时,都要选在人多的时候,比如食堂里、学校广场、商业一条街、多人出任务……等等,他总不可能在众目睽睽之下做出那种事吧?那样就可以保证安全地勾引他。”

蓝凤凰想了想,这倒是满有道理的,使停止了抽泣,认真地道:“好吧,为了圣姑,我会加油的。”——

接下来的数十天里,李岩照常过着自己平静的rì子,早上起床,和马尾辫妹子一起在小树林里练拳,其中郎情妾意,自然不必多说。晨练之后,两人一起去教室,先听完朝堂课、江湖课,了解一下最近江湖上发生的大事。

等到自习课时,大伙儿一起练功。由于李岩在任盈盈的面前不想展露武功,便只是钻研奇门五行,到了下午,李岩会去蝶谷医仙胡青牛那里上两堂医术课,然后回寝室给瑛姑上算术课,练练泥鳅功。

李岩偶尔会去藏经阁借书,王语嫣见到他就会尴尬地笑笑,但是她却没有再把小手藏起来了,看来她也知道以前的事是个误会,李岩并没有窥视她的小手。由于彼此间已经有了“秘密”,王语嫣对他的态度倒是有所转化,不再像以前那样公式化,偶尔会和李岩聊几句闲言碎语,家长里短,甚至还会提到臭屁的武功进境。不知不觉间,两人的关系就迈进了很大一步,至少要比普通的同学关系进了一层,隐隐有向朋友发展的迹象。

这些天唯一不正常的事情,就是李岩不管走到哪里,都能看到蓝凤凰,比如有一次李岩路过学校广场,发现蓝凤凰坐在广场边上的石凳上,神情专注地看书,美丽的侧脸展露在李岩面前,充满了知xìng美,这画面很棒,动人心魄。唯一破坏画面美感的是,她把书拿反了……封面上的《萌娘三国演义》六个字居然是倒着的。

李岩大汗:你这苗女肯定是不识汉字吧?拿着本汉人的搞笑校旱看个什么劲儿?

又有一次,李岩正在食堂里吃青菜馒头,突然发现蓝凤凰就坐在不远处的另一张桌子上,用非常优雅的动作吃着饭,她充分地展现了淑女jīng神,细嚼慢咽,我见犹怜,周围的好几名男生看得眼珠子都掉下来了。唯一破坏美感的是,蓝凤凰吃了半天都没吃下去多少,趁着别人不注意的时候,赶紧用手抓起半个馒头塞进嘴里,可惜的是,这个动作刚好被李岩看到了,结果淑女形象彻底崩溃。

李岩狂汗:你既然不习惯淑女吃法,就用自己本来面目吃饭啊,又没人逼你这样吃。

还有一次李岩在黑木崖商业一条街去购买新床单,这个店很大,不光有床单卖,还有裙子卖,李岩看到蓝凤凰居然正好在旁边挑选长裙,她挑了一件汉人样式的蓝sè长裙,在自己身上试穿,她的身材虽然不算高挑,但小巧灵动,带着南方女子特有的水灵,蓝sè长裙衬托下,当真是美不可言。唯一的缺就是汉人女子的长裙下摆很长,完全拖到地上,蓝凤凰却习惯了穿苗人的那种长裤短裙,结果她不小心踩着了裙脚,一个筋斗就摔了下去,头上摔出一个大包。

李岩瀑布汗:你这是闹什么妖蛾子,苗人就好好的给我穿苗服啊。

总之,蓝凤凰总是莫名地出现,莫名地展现美,然后莫名地失败……

李岩隐隐约约猜到了,这又是任盈盈在出招,只好苦笑着假装没看到。

这天早上,李岩正在教室里听朝堂课的时候,麻花辫妹子突然来到教室里,凑到李岩的耳边道:“上次和你说的事还记得吗?小皇帝已经布置好了,明天就要我出发,去五台山刺探顺治老皇帝的所在。”

李岩当然记得这事,对着麻花辫妹子笑道:“我这里也暂时没什么事了,随时可以出发。”

他去御姐老师那里请了个长假,御姐老师知道麻花辫妹子在清宫里卧底的事,既然李岩是去帮助麻花辫妹子,便是为国出力,当然没有阻止他的理由,准假。

李岩准备好万毒消、人皮面具、零花钱,总之行走江湖需要的东西一应备齐,当晚又和马尾辫妹子悄悄亲热了一番。马尾辫妹子细细叮咛,叫他万事小心,李岩一一应承。

第二天大早,他穿过麻花辫妹子寝室里的传送墙,来到了满清的皇宫里——

换牙rì记:

今天早上,杨康姐姐叫我去黑木崖商业一条街上的总舵帮忙,说是新买了家具,要搬进去摆放。

然后我就去啦,看到好大好大一个房子,门口挂着气派的对联,分两边写着:飞雪连天shè白鹿,笑书神侠倚碧鸳。我觉得光有对联没有横批不好看,于是想在上面写个横批,但是我又不会写诗作对,就把我学的剑法“越女剑”写在上面了。

杨康姐姐说,这里以后将取代李岩哥哥的寝室,成为我们的聚会地。其实我更喜欢李岩哥哥的寝室啦,不过杨康姐姐说,以后来总舵玩可以领到糖吃,那我还是更喜欢总舵一些。

杨康姐姐又说,要把我们的帮派变成武林萌主,为了这个目标,要我加油紧练武功,将来华山论剑,夺得天下第一,帮助门派成为萌主。

可是我有不懂了,武林萌主就是武林中最萌的人吧?华山论剑是论出天下第一萌的人吗?既然如此,为什么要练武功呢?应该练习卖萌的功夫才对啊。

卖萌的功夫要怎么练呢?不懂!老师也不教啊。

郭靖

记于李岩哥哥出行之时

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