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第二三五萌、天然呆妹子

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(第五更,月票快到950了,预先把950票的加更放出!)——

李岩打定主意,如果有强盗要来血洗市镇,他说什么也得尽量多救几个镇民,但在搞清楚发生了什么事之前,也不可轻举妄动,于是退到烧饼铺子后面的阴影里,静观其变。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com那个捧着烧饼吃的乞丐少女也缩到了李岩身后,在一条阴沟旁边蹲了下来。

过了一小会儿,只见市镇东面有五匹健马冲了过来,马上乘者一色黑衣,头戴斗笠,手中拿着明晃晃的钢刀,为首之人大声吆喝道:“所有人站在原地莫动,动一下的,可莫怪刀子不生眼睛……金刀寨来此找一样东西,找到东西立即就走,只要你们乖乖不动,便没事。”

与此同时,西面也有七匹健马冲过来,马上乘者也是一般的黑衣斗笠,也大声吆喝道:“乖乖不动就没事,爱吃板刀面的就只管出来……”

道旁有一个年轻人不知天高地厚,嘿地笑了一声,说道:“板刀面是什么滋味?”原来这人平素就油嘴滑舌,这种关头还想说笑话,岂知一句话没说完,马上一名大汉钢刀挥出,切进那年轻人的脖子之中,鲜血飙射而出,眼看是不能活了。

李岩隔那人太远,救援不及,心中不由得暗自懊恼,心想:这年轻人也太不晓事,不知道好汉不吃眼前亏么?

那人惨死之后,镇中别的人倒是被震住了,没有人敢再走出来胡言乱语。所有人都像被了道似的。定在原地。大气也不敢再喘上一口。

只见前后左右,到处都有骑士出现,不一会儿,就有一两百骑出现在了街上,李岩心中暗想:敌方人数太多,如果真打起来,我只好利用自己的快马,穿梭于敌群之中。声东击西,避免合围。但那时只怕就顾不上救这些镇民了,希望他们找到东西快走,别拿无辜的镇民开刀,却不知他们是来找什么东西的。

只见长街的尽头走出一个人来,这人身材极高,一张脸孔如同橘皮般凹凹凸凸,满是疙瘩,他一直走到了烧饼铺前,对着卖烧饼的老头道:“拿来!”

卖烧饼的老头立即道:“是!”拿起一个刚刚焙好的烧饼。递了过去。

那高个子大怒:“不是拿烧饼来,还敢消遣大爷?”他把烧饼劈面扔向卖烧饼的老头。旁人都以为那老头会被烧饼砸中,却没料到那老头反应极快,头微微一偏就避开了,那烧饼在空中划过一道弧线,落到了烧饼铺后面的阴沟里。

李岩和乞丐少女正好在阴沟旁边,那乞丐少女赶紧伸手将烧饼捡了起来,拿在手上。

李岩看着身边发生这一幕,心中突然升起一抹古怪的感觉,暗想:不对劲啊,这个场景,我好像似曾相识,是哪一部校旱里的场景来着?

只听那高个子怒道:“姓吴的,你乔装改扮,躲得了一年,可躲不了一辈子……把玄铁令交出来……”

那卖烧饼的老头则道:“老头儿姓王,不姓吴,这候监集上人人都认得老头儿。玄铁令是什么东西?没听说过。”

高个子见对方还在装傻卖乖,哪里还忍得住,从腰间抽出一对双钩,左钩挥起,疾向卖饼老头的肩头勾去,右钩则划了个半圆,勾向老头儿的后心。

老头见对手出招,也不再扮傻,身子陡然冲起,用夹烧饼的铁钳迎向对手的双钩,两人乒乒乓乓地打了起来,武功居然都不弱,起码有黑木崖小学四五年级的水准。

这时李岩却已经明白过了,这些人在抢夺“玄铁令”。

《侠客行》的故事开篇,就是以抢夺玄夺令展开的,这玩意儿是摩天居士谢烟客的信物,不论是谁拿着玄铁令,都可以求谢烟客帮他做一件事,由于谢烟客武功极高,如果能求得他出手帮忙非同小可,因此玄铁令的作用也就显得无比珍贵了。

当时有一大群人在候监集上大打出手,抢夺玄铁令,但阴差阳错之下,玄铁令被塞入了一个烧饼,落入小乞丐石破天的手中,结果……造就了石破天的机缘,让他成为了一代高手。

李岩想到这里,忍不住回头看了看身后的乞丐少女,只见她憨乎乎地拿着烧饼,满脸傻相。

李岩忍不住抹了一把汗,对那少女低声道:“妹子,你叫什么名字?”

少女憨厚地道:“我没有名字,妈妈叫我狗杂种,你也叫我狗杂种吧。”

李岩心里咯噔一声响,大汗:天啊,这家伙真的是石破天。

其实《侠客行》的主角石破天本来是没有名字的,他养母没给她取名,一直以狗杂种称之,后来进入长乐帮才替了石破天这个名字,再后来又被取名为史亿刀,总之乱七八糟的,她从未拥有过自己的名字,是一个非常可怜的熊孩子。而且,他从小在山中长大,不知世事,整个儿是一个天然呆,其愚笨程度比郭靖还要呆十倍不止。

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