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第二四零萌、越聪明的女人越笨

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纵观金庸先生的所有校旱,最容易被骗上手的妹子,其实就是黄蓉,郭靖只用了一顿饭,外加一件貂皮大衣,一匹小红马,就把黄蓉妹子给骗上了手。更多小说ltxsba.com其过程之简单,令人发指。偏巧,黄蓉又是金庸先生校旱中最聪明的女人,没有之一。

综合起来说,金庸先生想告诉大家的道理就是:越聪明的女人越笨,越容易被男人骗上手!

至于金庸先生校旱中最难骗上手的女人,其实是傻姑,没有任何男人能打动她的芳心,由此可证:越傻的女人越聪明,越难被男人骗上手!

李岩本来是打算拿钱消灾,把黄蓉送得越远越好,别来折腾自己,却没想到他把所有东西捞出来这个动作,使得黄蓉无比感动。她红着眼圈,感动无比地道:“岩哥哥,你对我真好,你是看我离家出走,孤苦伶仃,所以就把东西都给我吗?你放心吧,其实我身上有银子……”

李岩大汗:不是吧,这是怎么脑补出来的?

黄蓉道:“妈妈不要我了,还好岩哥哥疼我,以后我们一起行走江湖吧。”黄蓉不愧是全金系校旱最好骗的妹子,就这么简单的一柱香时间里,她的一颗芳心居然就系在李岩身上了。

李岩大汗淋漓,四十五度仰面朝天,泪流满面地道:“老天爷,救命啊。”

天然呆妹子在旁边拍了拍手:“好啊好啊,又有新同伴了。人多热闹。我喜欢。”

谢烟客冷冷地笑了笑。什么也没说。

黄蓉向她们两人打量了两眼,然后转过头来,对着李岩道:“这两个女人是干嘛的?是岩哥哥的女人么?”

李岩指着天然呆妹子介绍道:“这位是……是……咳,暂时没有名字。”要知道石破天妹子本来是没名字的,根本不叫石破天,是进入长乐帮之后才被称为石破天的,所以李岩无法介绍她。

李岩话音刚落,天然呆妹子就赶紧道:“我有名字。我叫狗杂种。”

黄蓉顿时就倒抽了一口凉气:“你说你叫狗杂种?我的天。”

天然呆妹子很认真地了头:“我妈一直这样叫我。”

黄蓉无语,过了半响才汗道:“我还以为我妈妈是世界上最不靠谱的妈妈,一也不爱我,没想到一山还有一山高,你妈才是世界上的极品妈妈。”说到这里,她又道:“你一也不介意自己的名字?”

天然呆妹子憨乎乎地道:“这名字很好啊,有什么不对吗?”

黄蓉楞了楞,突然笑了,她发现这个女人其实是个傻子,李岩不可能看上这种女人。对自己没有威胁。于是笑嘻嘻地拍了拍天然呆妹子的肩膀道:“名字很好,没问题。以后要保持。”

不过面对谢烟客,她就没这么好的自信心了,谢烟客坐在船上,莫测高深地不言不动,看起一派高人的样子,关键是她的容貌,那当真是美如画卷,成人的风姿扑面而来,黄蓉看了看自己青涩的身材,对比一下谢烟客那挺拔傲人的娇躯,心里不由得有发抖,暗想:这个女人看起来是个劲敌,搞不好岩哥哥喜欢这个女人,那就没我的份儿了。

正好李岩介绍道:“这位是摩天居士谢烟客,前辈高人来的,我请她帮我对付一个强敌,所以我们暂时一起行走江湖。”

黄蓉又楞了楞,她是多疑的女人,脑瓜子转得很快,听了李岩的介绍,又看了看谢烟客那成熟美丽的身姿,忍不住道:“你说她就是闻名天下的摩天居士谢烟客?”

李岩了头。

黄蓉摇头道:“岩哥哥,你可莫要骗我哦,谢烟客武功很高,名气很大,怎么可能才三十岁,长相还这么漂亮,我觉得不太像也,谢烟客应该是个五十多岁的老头儿才比较像。”说到这里,她凑到李岩耳边,低声问道:“她是不是你的老婆,你不好意思直说,才说她是谢烟客来糊弄我?”

李岩大汗,这又是怎么脑补过去的?

谢烟客看到她置疑的表情,忍不住摇头冷笑了一声,随后屈指一弹,一股指风飞出,犹如实质,刺入水中,一条大鱼被他指力洞穿,翻白了肚子浮起来。谢烟客随手将鱼捞起,扔给旁边的天然呆妹子道:“晚上做鱼给我们吃。”

这一手弹指神通当真不凡,不是随便什么人都会的。谢烟客露了这一手,用意自然是提醒黄蓉:我就是谢烟客,如假包换,除了我还有谁能用得出这么漂亮的弹指神通。

她本以为黄蓉会大吃一惊,吓得屁滚流什么的,却见黄蓉扁了扁嘴:“哇,弹指神通,看起来很厉害的样子,不过比我妈妈的还是差很多。”

谢烟客顿时不爽:“你妈是谁?”

黄蓉伸了伸舌头:“不告诉你。”

谢烟客哼了一声,她不想和小女孩一般见识,也就不再问了。

正在这时,远处的一艘小船上有人叫道:“这位姑娘好俊的弹指神通!湖上喜遇佳客,请过来共饮一杯如何?”

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