第二七一萌、我去逛个夜市
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富二代妹子不等她说完,就抢白道:“叫战术撤退,找个掩体对么?哪有拿女人来当挡箭牌的?你应该勇敢地向着敌人冲上去,别怕打不赢,说不定在你冲上去的那一瞬间,突然在战斗中顿悟了,就像我这样,哈哈哈……就能打赢了。更多小说ltxsba.com”
李岩和谢烟客同时大汗淋漓:你顿悟个毛啊,若不是我们帮忙,你现在已经被人给摆成十八般模样了,还顿悟,我看你是要顿悟十八般模样究竟怎么个摆法。
话说回来,十八般模样这种事,还真是可以顿悟的,人类有一种与生俱来的本领,那就是于姿势的领悟能力非同寻常,某些从来没有看过日本av片的妹子,在和男友亲热的时候,也会无师自通一些非常标准的姿势,咳!这事情一也不羞耻,这是人类传承的本能,就像婴儿刚生下来就会顿悟“吸奶”的方法,要是婴儿不顿悟这一,就无法活着长大。而男女之间的那种事,也必须要能顿悟,否则日本人停止拍av片,人类就会灭亡了。什么?你说欧美也有av片?省省吧,鬼才看欧美那些不唯美的东西。
李岩抹了一把汗,又想歪了,危险危险,要是又被人抓住“床”,那可如何是好?都怪离校太久,长时间没有和马尾辫妹子亲热,男人的那个是会积压的,积压多了就会“床”一次,这个是天才也无法避免的事。
这时富二代妹子牵着谢烟客的手,将她拖到一边。细声细气地劝解道:“如烟姐啊。你真没有看男人的眼光啊。怎么能和这种废物书生私奔呢,你听妹妹一句,和他分手吧。姐姐帮你介绍黑木崖的英俊少侠,保证比这书生好。”
谢烟客大汗道:“不用啦,我觉得他就很好。”
富二代妹子道:“他有啥好的,碰到危险拿你当挡箭牌。”
谢烟客道:“他才十六岁嘛,还小,我却二十几岁啦。当然该由我保护他。”她心里却暗道:我这面具是二十几岁的,其实我本人已经三十几岁了,还是戴着面具好啊,凭空年轻十岁。
富二代妹子正容道:“这不是岁数大小的问题,这是男女的问题啊。”
谢烟客道:“好啦,不用说这么多了,你还是去照顾你的父母吧,他们被了道不能动,你还有心思来和我说些有的没有的。”
富二代妹子这才醒惊过来,赶紧过去照顾林震南夫妇。林家三口说起富二代妹子的武功,都觉得有不可思议。但他们都搞不清楚状况,说不出个所以然来。
大伙儿在竹林里休息了十来个时辰,林震南夫妇的道终于自解了,于是又重新上路,继续前进。林震南江湖经常很丰富,他知道青城派既然安排了三名弟子在小竹林等着自己,那么其余的道路上肯定也有青城弟子在埋伏,不论向哪个方向走,都逃不过青城派的阻拦,既然如此,必须进行一番伪装,否则寸步难行。
林震南将自己扮成了一个又老又丑的老仆人,王夫人则扮成一个粗手大脚的女仆,富二代妹子不喜欢改扮,说是什么女侠要行不改姓,坐不改名,被林震南一番责骂之后,才委屈地换了一身丫鬟的打扮。
至于李岩和谢烟客,不太招青城派惦记,林震南就没有非要他们两人改装。正好,林家三口扮成的奴仆样子,就干脆扮成李岩和谢烟客二人的仆役和丫鬟,便似一对富家公子小姐出游,带了两个老仆,一个丫鬟,倒也勉强像样。
三人一路向西北前进,尽选小路,倒是没有被青城派的人给挡住,匆匆数日之后,来到南昌府,此地有一间福威镖局的分局,里面有几十个镖师。林震南想在这里换几匹体力盛健的好马,再问问最近的消息,然而到了城中一看,福威镖局的南昌分局已经被烧成了一片白地,连累左邻右舍数十字人都被烧得精光,整条街焦木赤砖,遍地瓦砾。
林家三口大吃一惊,没想到青城派的动作如此之快,居然连南昌分局都挑掉了。匆匆出了南昌,赶紧又向着长沙分局而去,林震南心中惊疑不定,忍不住道:“女儿在黑木崖杀了余沧海的儿子,这才不过数日时间,她从黑木崖快马加鞭回来通知我们提防,但青城派立即尾随而至,不但对付了总局,连分局都难逃毒手,他们的反应也未免太快了吧?”
王夫人也道:“是啊,这反应速度也实在太快了,真奇怪。”
李岩在旁边摇了摇头,只有他知道,青城派对付福威镖局的真正原因并不是余沧海的儿子被杀,而是因为青城派早就窥伺林家辟邪剑谱,早就打算对林家动手了,林平之只是适逢其会,刚好在这时候杀了余人彦罢了,就算没有这档子事,青城派一样会大举进攻。
数日之后,众人又到了长沙,到了长沙分局门口一看,只见“福威镖局湘局”的金字招牌居然是倒悬着的,再看旗杆上的旗子,不由倒抽一口凉气,只见左边的旗杆上挂着一对烂草鞋,右边的旗杆上挂着一条女子亵裤,撕得破破烂烂的,迎风招展。
正错愕间,镖局里走出一个人来,用四川话喝道:“龟儿子的,你们几个在这里探头探脑,要偷什么东西?”
李岩拱了拱手道:“晚生想找福威镖局护个镖。”
那川人冷笑道:“福威镖局这字号已经没了,你们找别家镖局去。”
众人立即就明白,长沙分局也被青城派也攻破了,只怕分局里的镖师已经全灭,里面驻扎的人已经换成了青城派的人。
五人转身告辞,走到街角里。林震南好生难过。郁闷地道:“这可真是太奇怪了。青城派居然连长沙分局也破了,仓促之间,为何他们安排得如此之妥贴?看来我福威镖局在全天下的分号,都被同时攻破了。”
李岩心想:你倒也不笨,能猜到这一,按《笑傲江湖》原著,现在福威镖局已经可以从江湖上除名了。青城派谋定而后动,一发力就是全面进攻。但你还蒙在鼓里,连怎么死的都不清楚,何其可悲。
李岩有心帮帮他,便开口道:“林总镖头,你不觉得这件事透着蹊跷吗?”
林震南道:“愿闻其详。”
李岩道:“若是你的儿子被人杀了……咳……不好意思,我只是举个例子。若是你的儿子被人杀了,你还能冷冷静静地瞬间安排下天罗地网,将敌人各地分局一一击破,却派人抓那仇人一家三口,并且约束门下弟子不要把那家人玩坏了吗?”
李岩此话问出来。林震南立即道:“没错,若我儿子被人杀了。必定怒气攻心,想都不想,就亲自杀上敌人门去报仇,抓到敌人立即剖腹剐心,哪里还会约束弟子不要把他玩坏了?应该是下令让弟子们玩死他才对。”
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