第二九七萌、叫你去陪他睡
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(第三更)——
骨感姑娘听说是李岩,大喜道:“原来是他啊,他终于想起本姑娘的好处啦,上次摸了我一把,居然说骨感看起来很美,手感却不好……害人家好伤心哦……人家手感哪里不好了?分明是他的触觉出了问题,而且他摸的肩膀,哪有人肩膀手感好的?肯定得摸些……咳……的地方手感才好嘛。更多小说ltxsba.com现在他终于想起我的美啦,哈哈哈,他让你们请我去哪里亲近?是垂扬柳的护城河边,还是花瓣飘洒的花树林?我可先说明了,要和我亲热,地一定要浪漫啊……”
童百熊实在忍不住了,吐槽道:“你刚才不是说要帅哥亲自上门,跪舔你的脚背,你才答应吗?现在怎么又要问请你去什么地方了?”
骨感姑娘脸现尴尬之色,哼哼道:“那个嘛……咳……人家毕竟是女孩子,偶尔也要矜持一下嘛……先表现了矜持之后,再顺应男人的需求,这才是好女人范儿。”
“噗嗤!”童百熊和张乘云一起吐血。
过了好一会儿,张乘云才抹着汗道:“才不是那么浪漫的地方,我们要请你去李岩下塌的客栈,到他的被窝里去陪他睡一晚上,看你这么花痴,应该不会拒绝这种诱人的要求吧。”
“什么?”骨感姑娘大惊:“直接……就到了……这个步骤?”额头上的汗水开始哗啦啦地流,道:“这样怕是有太快了吧,人家可不是那种随便的女孩。男女交往必须先从朋友做起。然后慢慢发展到情侣。再成亲,直到洞房那一天……才可以在一张床上啊,别看我这么性感,我可是外媚内清的女子,不能因为我长得性感,就认为我风流,人家有一颗纯洁的少女心,不容轻蔑。还有。你不能因为我长得不美,就以为我找不着男人,随便来个男人叫我,我就主动去投怀送抱,不美的女人也是有骄傲的。”
她啪啦啪啦说了一通,两位御姐听得一个脑袋两个大,心想:槽好多,我都不知道从哪里入手来吐了。你刚才又说自己长得美,现在又说自己不美……这变化得有多快啊。
张乘云不耐烦地道:“总之一句话,去不去陪李岩睡。快下决定。”
骨感姑娘脸泛桃红,显然是极为纠结。苦恼地道:“你们能不能不要这样让一个清纯的女孩子做这种决定啊,这也太害羞了,做不出来啊。”
张乘云翻了翻白眼。
童百熊哼了一声,伸手向孤骨感姑娘的道。
骨感姑娘的武功比起程瑶迦来高了不知道多少倍,童百熊能一指倒程瑶迦,却不能一指倒骨感姑娘,她的身子似蛇般扭了一下,险险地避开了这一指,惊叫道:“哎呀,你要做什么?”
童百熊哼哼道:“咦?看不出来,你武功还不错,居然能躲开我一指。我们要做什么还用说吗?当然是你把抓到李岩的被窝里去。”
骨感姑娘顿时大怒:“你们……你们这是强抢民女,采花行,怎能如此过份?”不过她怒完了之后,马上又开心地笑道:“原来李岩想我想到了这样的程度,居然连用强都想得到我,我的骨感美果然只有他才懂得欣赏。”
童百熊和张乘云两人都感觉有全身发软了,和这骨感女人说话难度很高,一不留神就要被她把话题引到一些奇怪的方向去,满肚子的槽无法可吐,实在是憋得人想要吐血。童百熊大喝一声,又是一指了过去。张乘云也不想再听她废话,屈指了过去。
两大老师同时出手,那可非同小可,骨感姑娘的武功差不多也就只有高中生的程度,和全真七子差不多的功夫,如何敌得过两名老师联手?只是三五招,骨感姑娘就被了软麻,挟持在了童百熊的腋下。
不过看她的样子,虽然落入敌手,却也并不如何恐惧,反倒是眼中有暗喜之意。原来,骨感姑娘因为太瘦,一直处于没男人要的状态,现在好不容易有个男人想要她,这可是不容易的事啊,她心中不由得暗想:我被抓去陪他睡也好,这样就有男人啦!当然,我绝不是随便陪男人睡觉的那种女人,绝不水性扬花,我之所以还没和他成亲就和他睡了,原因只是我打不过她们,被抓去的,没错,我是被强迫的,错不在我,呵呵呵呵……呵呵呵呵……呵呵呵呵……
其实女人这种生物,报有类似想法的真不少。有些男女朋友交往很久了,一直没发展到上床那一步,原因是是什么?就是女方要保持自己的矜持,她不能太随便的和男人上床,否则就无法维持女人一直以来保持着的清纯形象,结果男方傻不啦叽的一直不敢下手。
这种女人其实心里巴不得男朋友赶紧把她给强推了,就算她当时极力反抗,那男人也一定要把事情进行到底。这样她就可以安慰自己说,不是我荡,只是他用强,我反抗不过,所以才和他睡了……嗯嗯……结果是……哈哈哈哈,好爽,以后就可以不再假装矜持啦,想要的时候就把他拎倒床上,多么的愉快。
所以,男人们该出手时一定要出手,不要让你的女人等太久,不然哪一天一不小心发现她出现在别的男人的床上,那时就悔之晚矣了。(以上摘自三十二公公巨著《太监眼中的女人》)
童百熊穿窗飞出,张乘云也跟着出来,顺手拎起了地上的程瑶迦。
骨感姑娘看到张乘云挟着一个美女,这美女长得十分温婉秀气,我见犹怜,给人一种忍不住想要将她推倒在床上蹂躏的感觉,当真勾人得很。骨感姑娘哑没有被封,忍不住问道:“怎么你们还抓了一个姑娘?这姑娘是谁?”
张乘云道:“是程瑶迦。”
骨感姑娘大吃一惊:“这个……这个才是程瑶迦?刚才那个又老又丑的乞丐不是吗?”
童百熊和张乘云惨哼道:“这不是废话吗?哪有女人长成那样的?那分明就是一个老头啊。”
骨感姑娘摇头道:“这就是你们孤陋寡闻了。我生长在西域。那边的女人嘛。经常都有长成这种乱七八糟像男人样的,只是你们没见过罢了。”
童百熊:“……”
张乘云:“……”
骨感姑娘又道:“你们把这个美女姑娘也一并抓来,是要做什么?难道……李岩同学也要和她……”
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