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第三一五萌、撸啊撸的参照物

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()(第三更)——

正直御姐从柜子里拿出一个事先准备好的干饼,放进嘴里猛地咀嚼起来,吃得太急,险些被噎着,饿了三天,干饼都变得无比美味。龙腾小说ltxsba.com她的眼角淌下两行清泪,喃喃地道:“到底要如何做,才能压下?到底要如何……”

见她又冷又饿,啃着干饼流着泪的样子,李岩没来由地感觉到同情,这个女人为了练成辟邪剑法,可以说是连命也不要,当真是豁出去了,可惜……她是女人,注定了她无法修习辟邪剑法,这是一件何等悲哀的事情。

李岩轻叹道:“你为何一定要练成辟邪剑法?”

正直御姐牙关打战,显然寒气未消,结结巴巴地道:“武……林……称……雄……”

李岩问道:“为何就一定要武林称雄呢?快快乐乐,无yù无求地过一辈子,哪里不好了?”

正直御姐摇头道:“不……好!有人喜欢诗、有人喜欢画、有人喜欢琴、有人喜欢女人、有人喜欢烈马、有人喜欢好酒……我……我就偏喜欢武林称雄……我有什么不对的?那些喜欢琴、喜欢诗、喜欢画的人,就比我高尚么?”

李岩被她这个问题问住了,想了半天,不由得叹道:“你说得没错,想要武林称雄没什么不对的,这个梦想很伟大,很高尚,并不丢人……只是你采取的方法不是很对吧,若是你不去偷别人的剑谱,而是练好华山本门的剑法,未尝就没有武林称雄的机会啊。”

正直御姐摇了摇头:“太……慢了……”

李岩无语。

这一天余下来的时间,就在沉默中过去了,正直御姐在被窝里发了一阵抖,压下寒意之后,又吃了几个干饼填饱了肚子,这才穿好衣服,从被窝里爬了出来。她心灰意冷地扫了李岩一眼,长叹道:“难……好难…………真是一个难以翻越的门槛,但我绝不会放弃的,我一定会想到新的办法。”说完,推开头上的木板,回上面的卧室去睡了。

一转眼,又是几天时间过去,这几天时间里,正直御姐一直皱着眉头,苦苦思索着的问题,但是冷也冷过了,饿也饿过了,她再也找不到什么好办法,只好拿了一大堆医书来翻看,想从里面找到一些只言片语。可惜的是……古代是没有生理卫生书的,也不会有人把什么的东西写进书里,因为古人认为“xìng”是一件很污秽的事,不好意思拿出来说,更不好意思记录到书本里面,正直御姐查遍了医书,也找不到关于解决方法。

李岩以为她该放弃了,但却没想到,她到了这个地步,还是不肯放手。

这一天,李岩正在地窖里面推算五行阵,突然听到上面传来了人声,原来是正直御姐邀请了一个师姐到屋中聊天。那位师姐的名字李岩无从得知,只知道她的昵称叫做紫猫。

只听正直御姐低声问道:“紫猫师姐……我……我有些不方便启齿的事情,想向你打听一下。”

紫猫笑道:“掌门师妹有什么问题只管问。”她的声音很温和,听起来大约有四十来岁了,看来是个成熟的长者。

正直御姐害羞地问道:“师姐,你嫁人已经二十几年了,和丈夫的关系很和谐,是咱们华山派有名的神仙眷侣,儿子都会舞剑了,所以……我想向你打听一些……夫妻间的事情……你知道,我早晚有一天也是要嫁人的,不能两眼一抹黑,啥也不懂。”

紫猫低声道:“原来是这事啊,这种事确实不太方便启齿,但是咱们都是女人,又有啥说不得的?你想知道些什么,师姐知无不言,管教你摸个门儿清,将来嫁了人,和丈夫,服侍得他舒舒服服的,他就会更喜欢你啦。”

李岩大汗。

正直御姐装出害羞的样子,低声问道:“师姐啊,那个……你会不会……有那种很想和男人亲热的时候?”

紫猫笑道:“你莫害羞,咱们女人也是人,当然也会有这种时候。”

正直御姐问道:“那你……是怎么压住……压住这种的呢?”

李岩听到这里,忍不住心中暗骂:你这伪君子,居然从师姐那里套这种话,恶不恶心。

只听紫猫笑道:“掌门师妹啊,师姐是有丈夫的人,有了那种,何需压住?直接把你姐夫往一拎……咳……”

正直御姐大汉,赶紧道:“不是啦……万一……我只是说万一,我喜欢上了某个男人,但是还没和他成亲,不能和他真个亲热,但是又很想和他亲热,这种时候,我要怎么才能做到心如止水呢?”

紫猫道:“洗个冷水澡就能压住。”

正直御姐汗道:“师姐,万一洗冷水澡压不住怎么办?”

紫猫大吃一惊,道:“洗冷水澡都压不住?你……你得多爱那个男人啊?”

正直御姐羞不可抑地道:“没办法,我……我确实太爱他了,一想到他就无法自拔,陷入yù海之中,我洗过冷水澡了,还是无法舒缓。一见到他就想和他亲热,我简直要被逼疯了。”

李岩心中暗骂:这女人真会演戏。

紫猫师姐叹道:“真是难为你了,既然冷水澡不管用,那就只有用冰雪来浇了,搓个雪团扔进衣领里,冰寒一激,全消,百试百灵。”

正直御姐用蚊子般的声音道:“可是……这一招我……我也试过了,我把自己全身都钻进雪堆里……还是……还是想要……”

李岩听到桌椅翻倒的声音,显然是紫猫被吓倒在地。过了好一会儿,才又听到她的声音道:“你……你居然严重到这个地步?”

正直御姐低叹道:“唉,现在我都不敢见他了,一见到他就不可自拔,想要投进他的怀中,呜……师姐,救救我,再这样下去,我就要变成水xìng扬花的坏女人了。”

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