第三三零萌、李狗剩与张桂花
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本以为这辈子就这样挂着放浪女的头衔过去了,却没想到,在十年之后的一个大雪天里,一个初次见面的少年,只一眼。就识穿了她的伪装。
她忍不住掉下了几颗眼泪,如果不低头弯腰假装咳嗽。她就会在这个少年的面前哭出来。
假咳了好一会儿,她才抬起头来,恢复了慵懒的笑意:“,不管你信不信,反正姐姐我真的是个荡女,你故意说这番话,是不想和姐姐亲热吧?那就算了,我虽然不挑食,什么男人都可以上我,但我却从来不强推不喜欢我的男人,这次就放过你吧。”
说到强推这两个字,正直御姐的眼角迅速地抽动了一下,然后满头大汗淋漓而下,江湖闻名的放浪女李寻欢也不会强推男人,但“冰清玉洁”、“洁身自好”的她却不知道强推了李岩多少次,这让她情何以堪?连一个荡女都不如么?她忍不住受了伤,神色飞快地黯淡了下去。
李岩轻轻摇了摇头,叹道:“算了,关于你是不是放浪女的事不说也罢,我自忖没有本事和天下闻名的小李探花较劲,话说……你在这大雪天里乱跑做啥?”
放浪御姐笑道:“找人!”
“找人?”李岩颇有奇怪:“据我所知,你没有朋友,只有一个叫做铁甲金刚铁传甲的仆人,诺,就是正在赶车这位车夫大侠,你有什么人要找的?”
放浪御姐道:“我不是为自己找,而是为学校找……”她顿了一顿,微笑道:“移花宫今年所有学生的期末考试‘捣乱’的题目,都是找一个人,谁找到他,谁就可以完成今年的‘捣乱’考试,成功地完成答卷。我已经是大学四年级生了,只要通过这次‘捣乱’考试,我就可以拿到大学毕业证呢。”
李岩大汗,心想:去年,盗帅楚留香的‘捣乱’考试是偷东西,西门吹雪和叶孤城的‘捣乱’考试却是在月圆之夜,紫禁之颠去打架,没想到今年所有移花宫的学生都是同一个题目,这可是不得了的事项。
他忍不住也来了兴趣,问道:“找什么人啊?听起来很好玩的样子,李姐姐把那人的名字说出来,小弟若是能帮上你的忙就好了。”
放浪御姐笑道:“找一个叫李岩的少年,此人还有一个化名叫李启明,他是黑木崖小学三年级五班的学生,几个月前在洛阳金刀王元霸家被黑衣人抓走,之后一直未曾现身于江湖,现在黑木崖已经发布了全校动员令,发动十大神魔,五大堂主,日月神教上百万教众满天下地找他。”
李岩大惊。
正直御姐也大惊。
放浪御姐又笑道:“东方姑娘还专门派人送了信到移花宫来,请本校的校长邀月姑娘相助,邀月姑娘对这次的事件也十分重视,要知道黑木崖与移花宫是竞争对手关系,东方姑娘从来不卖邀月姑娘面子,难得低下头来求一次邀月姑娘,因此……移花宫也是干劲满满,今年全校学生的捣乱考试,都变成了找这个人。”
李岩的汗水哗啦啦地流,心中惨叫:有没有这么夸张啊,干嘛如此大动干戈。
正直御姐的汗水直接流成了小瀑布,心中也在惨叫:东方姑娘居然如此重视李岩?完蛋,她一旦知道了是我抓走并监禁李岩,我就死定了,十条命都不够花的。
放浪御姐笑道:“要知道移花宫的学生们都是无所不用其极的,为了完成捣乱考试,同学们当真是不惜一切代价,前几天楚留香就向江湖放话了,谁若是找到李岩带去见她,帮助她完成了考试,她就出价一百五十万两银子,人家盗帅就是钱多烧得慌。”
李岩大汗。
放浪御姐又道:“叶孤城也放话了,谁找到李岩送给她完成考试,她就将自己的绝招天外飞仙表演给那人看一遍,要知道天外飞仙可是绝世级的剑术,若是有缘仔细看一遍,记在心里,未尝没有参悟学会的可能性……”
李岩冷汗狂飙。
放浪御姐又道:“就连邀月姑娘都亲自出来找了呢,她放话说,如果找到李岩的人先把人送给移花宫,而不是先送给黑木崖,她就将移花宫的绝学‘移花接木’相授。啧啧,邀月姑娘为了扫东方姑娘的面子,付出了好大的代价。”
李岩好想吐血。
放浪御姐最后补充道:“对了,东方姑娘还向江湖发出了绝杀令,在金刀王元霸家抓走李岩的那个黑衣人,罪大恶极,被视为日月神教的教敌!从今天起,日月神教的教众谁能活捉或者杀了那个黑衣人,直接升任为教中总管,在东方姑娘一人之下,万人之上。非日月神教的人如果能活捉或者杀了那个黑衣人,赏纹银百万,附赠可使用半年的黑木崖高级借书卡三张……光是提供那个黑衣人的情报,就可以得到十万两银子。”
此话一出,正直御姐吓得脸色铁青,几乎晕了过去,这绝杀令一发,江湖上得有多少人嗷嗷怪叫着来找她?她若暴露出去,只有死路一条。
李岩也咽了一口唾沫,冷汗狂流地想道:东方姑娘居然如此重视我?真是好奇怪,我不过是她选的《葵花宝典》继承人罢了,有必要重视到这个地步么?我若死了,她重新再找一个传人不就行了,慌什么慌啊?
这时,放浪御姐突然想起了什么似的,向李岩问道:“哦,对了,我一直在说我的事,都没顾得上问你们的名字呢,真是太失礼了,,你叫什么名字啊?你这位未婚妻又叫什么名字呢?”
李岩陡然被人问到名字,险些把“李岩”两个字脱口而出,但想起放浪御姐刚才说的那一大堆话,哪里还敢说?这要是报出名字,瞬间成为武林中人见人抓的首要通缉犯啊。
旁边的正直御姐捏了捏李岩的手,大汗淋漓地抢着道:“他名叫李狗剩,我叫张桂花。”
放浪御姐笑道:“哟,这名字好有个性,李狗剩和张桂花,多么质朴的名字,我欣赏你们,来,喝酒。”
ps:感谢芙兰朵露1打赏100起币
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