第三四零萌、迎战司晨
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司晨和黑面同时笑了起来：“小子看来是活着不耐烦了。龙腾小说ltxsba.com”凶名赫赫的十二星相，这辈子也不知道对多少人说过“活得不耐烦”这句话，而被他们说过这句话的人，无一例外，都死了。
在他们的眼中，李岩已经是个死人。
李岩见二人牛逼哄哄的样子，忍不住道：“按照装逼的惯例，两位应该报一报自己的年级吧，不然不能显示出你们的牛逼。”
司晨和黑面嘿嘿笑道：“你小子倒是上道，爷爷我正打算报一报自己的年级，说出来吓也能吓死你。”顿了一顿，接着道：“我们虽然是十二星相中武功最差的，但却是移花宫高中一年级的学生，哈哈哈，高中生哦，吓了吧？”
“哎呦我的妈。”李岩装出一幅吃惊的样子道：“高中一年级，太……厉害了……我是黑木崖小学三年级的，和你们简直不能比。”
司晨和黑面听他说是小学三年级，顿时笑得气都差岔了：“小子才小学三年级，就跑到关外大草原来混个什么劲儿？真是自找死，不可活……你旁边那个是你的女人么？估计和你一样也是小学三年级吧，啧啧，长得倒是挺好看的，等爷爷杀了你之后，倒是可以和她乐一乐。”
这时正直御姐终于忍不住了，她挡到李岩面前，哼哼道：“我可不是小学三年级的，我是黑木崖的老师，你们多行不义。我今天要为武林除魔卫道。”
司晨和黑面楞了楞。吃了一惊。仔细打量了她一阵子，发现她的年龄确实不小，乃是正宗的御姐范儿，再联想一下黑木崖十大神魔，五大堂主，全都是御姐范，这一下可吓得不轻。
司晨惊道：“你……你是十大神魔，五大堂主中的哪一位？”
正直御姐道：“都不是。我是外聘思想品德老师。”
司晨和黑面听了这话，惊惧之色顿时就去了，冷笑道：“原来是个外聘老师，而且是教思想品德课的，切，还以为是十大神魔、五大堂主到了，吓了我们一跳。区区外聘老师有何足惧？别以为我们不知道，黑木崖的外聘老师武功参差不齐，差的也就高中生的水平，咱们两个移花宫的高一学生。还怕你一个外聘老师不成，哼！”
他们倒是没有猜错。正直御姐在修习辟邪剑法之前的武功，也就差不多相当于黑木崖高三学生的实力，和大学生打是赢不了的，如果被移花宫两个高一学生联手夹攻，也会十分狼狈。当然，两个高一学生想杀她是不可能的，但她要杀对方也不容易。
正直御姐见这两人不怕她，心头颇有不爽，向腰间一捞，想抽剑出来，却发现捞了个空，这几个月来她和李岩亲亲热热地过日子，装成内伤未愈的状态，忙着制造“事实婚姻”，腰间根本就没有配剑，没剑的情况下，她的辟邪剑法和华山剑法都无法施展，以拳脚功夫对付普通的江湖宵小肯定是没问题的，但对付两个移花宫的高一学生就有吃力了。
她正在思考对策，旁边的李岩却横身一挡，又挡在她的前面，还将她向后拉了一下，笑道：“让我来试试这两个移花宫高一学生的武功。”
司晨笑了：“区区小学三年级生，居然要来出头？失心疯了么？”
黑面也笑了：“原来他真的是活得不耐烦了。”
李岩抽出了满分剑，冷笑道：“我有没有活得不耐烦，一试便知，多说无益。”
司晨和黑面对视了一眼道：“对付这小子，不必两个人吧？”
司晨道：“我来！”他向前一步，站到了李岩的身前，拿出了一对奇怪的兵器。这是一对精钢打造的鸡爪子，前面有五个锐利弯曲的尖爪，后面是一根长长的铁柄，司晨一只手拿着一只鸡爪，配合上他头的鸡冠帽子，身上的鸡羽衣，十足像一只大公鸡。
李岩笑道：“移花宫果然尽出怪人，哦，不对，你已经不算是人了，完全就是一只鸡。我猜猜，你打麻将肯定很喜欢糊单吊幺鸡。”
司晨大怒：“小子找死，吃我一爪！”手上的鸡爪带起一股劲风，直扑李岩的面门。
李岩此时的武功已经颇为庞杂，但他在迎敌之初，对敌人的实力了解不深的时候，并不想立即用出那些高深的武功，而是习惯性地先用自己练得最久，最纯熟的“松风剑法”，剑势展开，将司晨的鸡爪笼罩在其中。
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