第三九零萌、虎头将军VS骠骑将军
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胡兄弟在他肩膀上轻轻一拍,冷笑道:“没钱就想法赚呗,你应该听说了吧,最近昆仑镇里来了一对丑兄妹冤大头,肯花大价钱买些乱七八糟、稀奇古怪的东西。龙腾小说ltxsba.com你去把武青婴的猫偷几只出来,还有朱九真的狗也偷几只出来,最好是偷那种名贵的稀有品种,拿来卖给这对丑兄妹,五万两银子立即就有着落了。”
李岩听到这里,顿时勃然大怒,偷人家的宠物猫狗来卖?这和偷人家的孩子来卖有什么区别?简直穷凶极恶。在后世时,他常在新闻上看到,有人偷走了别人家养的宠物猫狗,结果害得主人天天以泪洗面,到处贴告示寻找。这种下流无耻的建议,卫璧再怎么没节也不应该同意吧。
卫璧果然有为难,他低头道:“表妹和师妹一个爱狗如命,一个爱猫如命,如果我偷走她们的小猫小狗,她们说不定会伤心而死啊,这事……我有做不出来。”
胡兄弟冷哼道:“你做不出来,那你欠我的银子怎么还?你当我开碑手胡豹是个好欺负的角色么?”说完这句话,他伸手在旁边的大石头上一拍,只听到咔嚓一声,那石头居然被拍得四分五裂,显然他手上的功夫相当厉害。
胡豹用那只拍碎石头的手在卫璧头上虚拍了一下,嘿嘿笑道:“你的脑袋有没有那块石头硬?再说了,你刚才不是说不喜欢这两个丫头么?怕她们伤心做甚?”
卫璧被那一掌吓得不清,吞了几口唾沫。面色如土地道:“好。我……我听你的。”
胡豹笑道:“识时务!哈哈哈。”转身走出了小巷。
卫璧定了定神。这才跟着走了出去。
李岩心中恼怒,真想追上去给这两个家伙一人一剑刺死在地,但他转念一想,不行,我若现在冲出去杀了卫璧,那他的险恶嘴脸就被隐藏起来了,没有人知道他是一个品行如此低劣的人,朱九真和武青婴两个妹子说不定还会为了他的死而伤心。来个终身不嫁或者出家为尼,搞不好还会纠结一群武林人士来找我报仇,那就不太好了。在杀这货之前,必须先揭发他邪恶的一面,做到师出有名,让那两个妹子清醒过来,不再喜欢他,这样才算是把好事做彻底。
李岩打定了主意,赶紧回到客栈,对李文秀道:“文秀妹子。我有事,又要离开几天了。你不要出去乱走,就在客栈里待着监制热气球,不要离开保镖们的保护圈子,中原坏人太多了,热气球做好之后,你带它来找我。”说完就把武家那个小山谷的位置画在了地图上,交给李文秀。
李文秀是个乖巧的妹子,很听话,接过地图了头,多余的话一句都没说。
李岩赶紧离了昆仑镇,取下丑脸面具,又换回阿牛的面具,重新回到朱家的红梅山庄,敲了敲大门,乔福从里面走出来,看到李岩,顿时骂道:“阿牛,你还有脸回来?咱们小姐上次好心收留你做仆人,结果你当天晚上就跑了,现在又回来做甚?”
李岩装出憨厚的样子道:“阿牛半夜听到鸟叫,起来抓鸟,结果跑进山里又迷了路,花了好长时间才又找回这里来。”
乔福听了没好气地道:“废物……怎么老是迷路?算了,我带你去见小姐,看她怎么说吧。”
两人又进了庄来,只见庄子里又在上演猫狗大战,小猫和小狗们分成两堆,就像两只军队一样,在庄里各自据守着一片地盘,形成长长的战线对峙,朱九真和武青婴两人站在战线最前列,就像两个大将军。
朱九真大声道:“武青婴,你这邪魔外道,今天我们一定会打败你。”
武青婴也大声道:“朱九真,你这傻女人,今天我们会让你们彻底溃败!”
两人身后,是庞大的军队发出的声援:“喵喵”、“汪汪”。
乔福领着李岩走到旁边,大声报道:“小姐,前几天跑不见的阿牛又回来了,他说又在山里迷了路。”
朱九真不满地瞥了他一眼,哼哼道:“笨蛋#葫以人类什么的太笨了,狗就绝对不会迷路。”
李岩大汗:我说小姐,你不也是人类么?吐槽人类真的没问题?
朱九真哈哈一声笑道:“话说回来,猫倒是经常迷路的生物,一跑出去就有可能回不来,和阿牛的智商比较接近。阿牛在我们家的地位是排在第四级,武青婴,你和你的猫,看来也只有排第四级的程度。哈哈哈哈!”
武青婴大怒:“你懂个屁,猫不是走迷路,而是勇于离开照顾不好自己的主人,那种不值得跟随的主人,猫会将之抛弃,宁愿自己孤独地活下去。这证明猫是一种有自尊心的生物,这个就叫冷艳高贵接地气。不像狗,哪怕是个乞丐,狗也会傻乎乎的跟在后面当一辈子的宠物。”
朱九真哼道:“这是因为狗重感情,绝不会在贫贱的时候抛弃自己的朋友,这个就叫低调奢华有内涵。”
李岩在旁边四十五度仰面朝天,泪流满面,尼玛,两位小姐,能不能靠谱一?你们就是生活过得太无忧无虑了,所以才会把自己的心思都投在这种莫名其妙的争执上,你们知不知道,这世界上还有很多人在为了生存而打拼啊,他们没时间为了你们这些垃圾事而吵嘴。
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