第三九九萌、超级大误会
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李岩也在同时问道:“病妹子,你怎么进来的?”
只见病妹子身后人影一晃。李文秀的身影转了出来,原来。李岩和两位妹子掉下悬崖之后,胡豹立即掉头回去找卫璧,但卫璧已经被狼吃掉了,胡豹只找到了卫璧被吃得残缺不全的尸体。他见事不可为,也就算了。没有卫璧帮忙,他也不敢去侵吞朱家的财产,毕竟朱家的背后还站着大理段氏,他胡豹吃了豹子胆,也不敢明目张胆地上门抢钱。
胡豹自认倒霉,便回了昆仑镇。
病妹子跑到崖边,见李岩他们掉下了崖,心中大痛,她不会轻功,绝不可能下崖查看,只好失魂落魄地回到那几间小屋边,却不料正好碰上了带着热气球赶过来的李文秀。李文秀到了和李岩约定的地方,不见李岩在此,便向病妹子打听可曾见过一个叫阿牛的人。
病妹子就哭着将他掉下悬崖的事说了一番。李文秀大急,赶紧发动热气球,带着病妹子从悬崖边上降下来,没多久两人就发现了那个小小的平台,在平台上还找到了朱九真身上掉落的一件饰品,于是两人将热气球挂在平台边上,钻洞过来寻找李岩。
两人刚进翠谷,就听到朱九真与武青婴的呼救声:“阿牛哥快来救我们,有人要非礼我……”
病妹子和李文秀吓了一大跳,赶紧跑过来查看详情,结果就正好看到李岩只穿着一条牛犊短裤,而两个妹子都光溜溜的被了道倒在地上,看起来确实很像李岩要非礼她们的样子。
病妹子惊道:“李岩同学,你为啥会在这里,现在黑木崖、移花宫、整个武林都在找你,原来你躲在昆仑山的一个小山谷啊,难怪大家找不着,话说回来,你扒光朱姐姐和武姐姐的衣服,是要做什么?”
李岩大汗:“请容我解释!”
却见李文秀淡定无比地走过来,笑道:“李大哥,你又抓到两个美女啊?我来帮你把她们摆成十八般模样吧,就像上次抓到的那七个美女一样。”原来,李文秀想起了李岩扮贼吓跑天山七剑的事,看到这一幕,还以为李岩又在扮贼,于是主动开始配合,一开口就语不惊人死不休。
本来李岩看到病妹子来了,还以为误会可以解释得清呢,结果李文秀这一开口,其余妹子全部脸色大变。
朱九真和武青婴吓得大哭:“什么?这家伙原来是个贼?曾经坏过七个姑娘的清白?天啊!我们怎么会落到他手里。阿牛哥……你死得好惨啊……”
病妹子不像她们两人那么反应激烈,但是她在黑木崖的时候和李岩的接触也不算很深,对他的品性了解还不像别的妹子那么多,因此还真的以为李岩曾经抓来七个美女摆成十八般模样,也吓了一大跳,急道:“李岩同学,你不能这样,咱们黑木崖是一个以侠义为先的学校,要是做出这种人神共愤的事情,不利于校风校纪……对了,她们说你杀了阿牛哥,这是怎么回事?”
李岩苦笑着举起了手里的人皮面具,叹道:“还不是因为这东西。”
病妹子可不像朱九真和武青婴那么天真无邪,不知世事,她只看了一眼,就认出来这是人皮面具,长叹道:“原来,阿牛哥就是你扮的啊,难怪阿牛哥让我感觉如此亲切温柔,原来是老熟人……”她又回头看了一眼李文秀那张丑脸,顿时恍然大悟:“我想起来了,你还扮过一个很丑的坏蛋贼,在温泉扬言要非礼我,逼我逃跑,对吗?这个姑娘当时就和你在一起。”
李岩见她什么都明白过来,不由暗想:病妹子真是一个聪明妹子,完全抓得住重啊。
刚想到这里,就听到病妹子好奇地问道:“李岩同学,难道你有趁人洗澡时跳下水,然后逼人逃跑的爱好?上次在温泉就是这样对我,现在又用同样的手法来对付朱姐姐和武姐姐,你是想逼她们逃跑吧?你为什么喜欢逼正在洗澡的女人逃跑呢?是不是小时候落下什么心理疾病,我一定会帮你治好的。”
“噗嗤!”李岩吐血,原来这货也抓不住重啊。
病妹子蹲去,帮朱九真和武青婴遮住了重要部位,柔声道:“两位姐姐莫怕,阿牛哥确实是他扮的。”
朱九真和武青婴还是不信,大哭道:“不是的,是他杀了阿牛哥,还剥了阿牛哥脸上的皮。”
病妹子解释道:“那东西叫人皮面具,是做得很像人皮的一种面具,并不是用人的脸来做的。”
“不信,世上哪有这种东西。”朱九真和武青婴还是哭。
众人一起大汗,要给这两个妹子解释清楚,看来相当困难呢。
这时远处传来了一阵汪汪、喵喵的叫声,原来是波斯猫和雪纳瑞等不到主人回去,便找了过来,猫猫和狗狗从李岩脚下跑过,一也不认生,尤其是雪纳瑞,居然还在李岩的脚上蹭了一下。
这时朱九真的眼睛突然一下就亮了,大喜道:“啊,我相信了,你果然是阿牛哥。”
武青婴居然也附合道:“没错,他就是阿牛哥,太好了……呜……原来阿牛哥没有被杀,我们也没有被非礼。太好了!”
众人大汗,刚才无论怎么解释她们都不听,怎么突然就信了?
朱九真和武青婴道:“猫猫和狗狗认人都不是看脸的,而是通过身形,气味等东西来认人,它们一都不怕这个陌生人,还和他这么亲近,这个人当然就是阿牛哥了,哈哈哈,太好了,我们没有被非礼……无忌妹妹,你不用挡着我们啦,被阿牛哥看两眼又没啥关系。”
众人一起大汗:“喂,你们究竟相信猫狗到了什么地步啊?”
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