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第四二零萌、女扮男装,男扮女装

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李岩无语,刚才他抓定静痛脚。拿什么为了武林为了国家来当说词,现在却被扭曲妹子抓着痛脚反过来说他,可见做坏事真的要糟报应。

李岩只好认栽,乖乖让妹子给他化妆。

一群恒山派的俗家女弟子都从贴身的衣兜里拿出化妆品来,古代的化妆品种类不如后世多,但却也不见得少了,什么杭洲春风堂的胭脂、南京赤花堂的眉笔、京城翠绿坊的熏香……哗啦啦在李岩面前摆了一地。

李岩见到这些化妆品,就感觉到到淡淡的蛋疼。秦绢拿起一个古怪的圆球,沾了不知道是什么的白粉,在李岩脸上抹了开来。

李岩不禁问道:“这啥?”

秦绢嘻嘻笑道:“这个叫粉底,别动……掉粉了。”

李岩大汗。

很快,粉底上好,秦绢开始给李岩画眉,她可爱的小脸凑到李岩面前极近的地方,手掌的掌托部份在李岩的脸上撑着,手指则拿着眉笔,小心翼翼地画,这动作十分暧昧,惹得李岩的心痒痒的,鼻端闻着秦绢身上淡淡的香气,想到刚才抱着她走了许多山路,中间那些磕磕绊绊,不由得有神思不属。

秦绢帮他画好了左边眉毛,想画右边时,郑萼却不干了:“让我也来玩玩啊,难得有个给男人化妆成女人的机会,我也要玩。”

秦绢嘟起小嘴道:“不干,我的大玩具,我自己玩。”

李岩大汗:喂,我什么时候成了大玩具?

郑萼一把将秦绢推开,抢了地方,挤到李岩面前来,也凑到李岩面前,用纤纤小手帮李岩画眉,她的年龄比秦绢大几岁,发育得也要好,更成熟诱人,李岩不由得又一阵魂飞天外。

只听到恒山女弟子们嘻嘻哈哈地争闹不休,不一会儿就换个人过来帮李岩画两下,就连给李岩的嘴唇抹胭脂,也得分成上下嘴皮,由两个妹子分别来玩。然后又是扎发辫,两个妹子站在他身后,帮他把头发细细地理顺,扎成可爱的小辫子。再接下来就是穿衣,挂配饰……

无数双温柔的小手在他身上、脸上、颈上摸来摸去,有人凑近了端详他的脸,有人帮他拉皮衣角的皱纹,有人帮他整理小细节,妹子们围着他转来转去。

李岩不禁想起了扭曲妹子在不久前开的玩笑,在恒山派开个后宫……啧……天啊!光是想一想,小象就差口吐白沫。他感觉自己已经慢慢崩溃的节,又有动摇的迹象,赶紧在心里道:亲爱的马尾辫妹子,我刚才只是精神出轨,身体没有出哦,心里想想不犯法。

过了许久,妹子们终于分妆完毕,有人递了一面小铜镜来,李岩对镜一看,几乎要认不出自己的,只见镜子里的人分明就是一个青春美少女,哪里还有半分爷们样子?

李岩大汗道:“天啊,化装术好恐怖。”

秦绢嘻嘻笑道:“但是你不能说话,一说话就暴露了粗噪门啦,还有……喉结要小心,不要露出来,尽量低着头走路,用下巴挡住喉结。”

李岩闻言赶紧低下了头。

扭曲妹子也略作打扮,脱了身上的男装,换成了恒山派俗家女弟子的衣衫,她本来就是女人,化妆起来倒是一都不费劲,很快就变成和恒山弟子一模一样了。

定静见他们胡闹,不由得叹了口气道:“唉,贫尼真是晚节不保,都六七十岁的人了,还陪你们玩这些小孩子的胡闹……唉,走吧,咱们该上华山去了。”

一行人便即起身,走后山小路,上华山去。

本来仪琳等五人应该回后山路口去当哨岗的,但是发生了袭击事件,定静也不放心再留弟子守山口了,干脆放弃了守山,直接带着弟子们从后山小路走上山来。

几个月前,正直御姐岳不群曾带李岩走这条路下山,现在又从这条路上去,李岩一路见到的都是熟悉的景物,但他无心看风景,只是专注地看路边的大树,不久之后,他就看到一颗树上刻了个奇怪的符号,正是他和马尾辫妹子约定的暗记。

看到这个记号,便表示马尾辫妹子已经成功潜入,埋伏在山中,他松了口气。

只见山道两边到处都有五岳剑派的弟子建成的哨岗,衡山、泰山、华山剑宗、嵩山的弟子都有,每走上几里山路就有一拨儿,马尾辫妹子要绕过这些岗哨潜入显然很不容易,但李岩却可以大摇大摆从前面走过了。

走了许久,前方道旁可见一个山崖,正是思过崖。李岩抬头望了望上崖的路,心念一动,暗想:思过崖上有个山洞,原著中令狐冲在那个山洞面壁思过。后来发现了十大神魔被困死的山腹。如果这样来考虑的话,也就是说……我只要将思过崖的地图绘制下来,从山洞的位置进行逆向计算,就可以计算出困住十大神魔的山腹大致在哪个位置了。

只要找到她们被困的位置,再经过逆推,就能锁定她们被暗算,骗入山洞的可能范围。

李岩赶紧找恒山弟子要了纸笔,将思过崖绘在了纸上。随后,又将周围的山峰和山崖全都绘制成图……从图上可见,思过崖上的山洞对着另一片更高的山崖,这样看来,原著中十大神魔被困的位置很有可能就在那片山崖之下,那里的山腹应该是中空的,如果能到那片崖上,说不定就能找到十大神魔被困的秘密。

ps:感谢想要的没有打赏100起币

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