第四三八萌、我一个能打十个
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李岩的猜测果然没有错,接下来的发展,简直就是按照左冷禅的剧本在走,十大神魔中出了一个长腿高挑的御姐,和天门道长打了四十几招,这个神魔明显破尽了泰山派的武功,如果天门道长知机的话,早该认输退下了。更多小说ltxsba.com但他偏偏死也不肯认输下台,结果被那个神魔一掌印在胸口,口吐鲜血,摔落下台来。
他是伤也受了,脸也丢了,李岩可以想像得到,一会儿左冷禅宣布五岳并派时,天门道长已经没有了说话的权利。
接下来出战的,就是衡山派掌门人莫大先生了。这位老者曾经在黑木崖做过外聘音乐老师,在红五月歌咏比赛时还当过评委,由于为人低调、和蔼,人缘不错,十大神魔与他都没什么过节,因此派上场去破解衡山剑法的神魔很是给他留了面子。
两人在台上足足“激战”了一百多招,那位神魔才“险胜”了半招,将莫大先生逼下了擂台。
如此一来,倒是不符合左冷禅要扫他面子的念头了。左冷禅对着成不忧使了个眼sè,成不忧会意,立即迎向败退下来的莫大先生,yīn阳怪气地道:“哟,莫大先生,你莫非和rì月神教穿一条裤子的么?这一场比武还真是让我大开眼界啊。”
莫大先生自然知道,神魔对他手下留情了,被成不忧毫不留情地掀穿,只觉得面子上完全挂不住,冷哼了一声道:“莫某人有多少实力,自己心知肚明,不需要你来提醒。”说完,将二胡往背上一挂,脸sè铁青地站到了一边。
见他已经被言语将住,成不忧就不再多说话了,给左冷禅使了个眼sè,后者微微一笑表示嘉许。
这时候十大神魔已经连赢了五场,如果再胜一场,五岳剑派就必须认输了。所有人心中都在想,这一下左冷禅该怎么办?她要如何才能挽回不利的局面,保证后面五场全部都赢呢?当然,就算后面五场全胜,也只是平局,左冷禅还得保证加赛的一场也赢,那可真是太困难了。
只见一直稳坐不动,摆着高深莫测姿态的左冷禅终于站了起来,满头大波浪金发圈儿在风中一甩,嚣张无比地狂笑了起来:“哈哈哈哈……Hahahahahaha!”
“喂,笑的时候不要给我用英文笑!”李岩大汗:“拟声词可以用汉字啊!”
这一场大笑将所有人的注意力全都吸引到了左冷禅的身上,只见她一边大笑,一边缓步走到了比武台上,西洋长裙的裙摆很大,很夸张,走起路来就像一个扫地机,所过之处,地面上的垃圾全都一扫而空。当然,这种旁枝末节,女王大人毫不在意。
她走在比武台上,大笑道:“第六场,由Me左冷禅亲自Up场。”
李岩哀叹:天啊,Up虽然是上的意思,但是不能用来作上场用啊,这是什么语法来的?
人群中传出一阵低叹声,有人嘀咕道:“果然,第六场必须由左冷禅亲自出阵了,她要是还不出来,那就是不拿胜利当回事。”
又有人低声道:“但是就算她出场保住这一局,再下面一局也保不住了啊,还是必输的局面。”
“嗯,是啊,除他之外,嵩山派的那些家伙也没人能和十大神魔斗,什么大嵩阳手啊,九曲剑啊,全都是菜鸟。”
“困兽之斗吧,我们等着看热闹就好。”
这时十大神魔却低头商量了起来,这一场对方既然是总大将出场,十大神魔也不能随便就上一个,当下她们就开始研究由谁上来对付左冷禅了,要对付左冷禅,自然需要jīng研嵩山剑法的神魔,十大神魔中有两个看起来比较温柔的御姐,正是研究嵩山剑法的,这两人低声讨论,由谁上去打这关键xìng的一场。
正商量着呢,突然听到擂台上的金发御姐又发出一阵夸张的大笑声:“哇哈哈哈哈,Hahahahahaha……十大神魔,You不要选人了,干脆十个一起上来吧。”
“纳尼?什么?”围观群众同时大惊。
“十个一起上?左冷禅疯掉了?”
“这不可能,我耳朵出了错吗?”
“左冷禅肯定是傻逼了。”
人群议论纷纷,十大神魔也用不可思议的眼光看着台上的左冷禅,范松开口道:“姓左的,我可以摆脱你一件事吗?说梦话的时候,你不要是醒着的。”
左冷禅大笑道:“Me现在很清醒,绝对不是说dream话,在Me的眼中,你们的武功是那么的低,那么的弱小,那么的无力,那么的软蛋,那么的垃圾,那么的颓废,那么的……啊啊啊,不好意思,Me的汉语远不如英语那么好,找不到更多的词语可以来形容You有多么的菜,就用上面这几个词就算了吧。对付你们这种小鸡一样的玩意儿,Me一个能打十个。”
此话一出,可谓是群雄皆惊,左冷禅居然把话说得这么过份?这是完全不给十大神魔面子的节奏么?如果她不把话说得这么难听,十大神魔绝不可能真的十个一起上场,因为那样做太不要脸了,会丟掉rì月神教的脸面。但是……左冷禅把话说得这么过份,十大神魔就算真的一起上了场,也是站得住脚的了,绝不可能再有任何人说她们以多欺少。
不作死就不会死,像这样作死,那可真是死定了啊。
十大神魔那十道冷冷的眼光,一起锁定在左冷禅身上,范松冷哼道:“我明白了,你不是说梦话,而是在说疯语,你已经买好了棺材,准备给自己收尸了么?另外还要找几个孝子贤孙,在你的灵位前面哭一哭,这样才不会显得死后太凄凉。哦,对了,你还没嫁得掉,所以没有子孙呢,得花钱在外面请戏子来演孝子贤孙,哈哈哈哈。”
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