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第四五零萌、黑长直御姐

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见她如此惊恐,全没了刚才的淡定,九大神魔同时大喜:“哈哈,原来这女人怕这个……太棒了!决定了,就这么搞她!”

当下就有一位神魔从怀里拿出了文房四宝来,原来这个神魔的武器是一对判官笔,玩这种兵器的人,往往都是些自认为很风雅的人,文房四宝肯定是少不了的,随身携带。她到一个在滴水的石笋上接了水过来,磨好了墨,然后端着一砚黑黑的墨水,一边坏笑,一边走向了金发御姐。

金发年姐吓得脸sè都白了:“求You了,千万不要染Me的头发……”

可是,对于十大神魔来说,连把人扒皮抽筋,或者往女人里捅刀子这种残忍的事都做得出来,泼她一头墨水这种简单的事,岂有心软之理?不理会金发御姐的苦苦哀求,那位御姐老师手里的砚台向前一倾,整砚的墨水全都泼到了金发御姐的头上。

浓浓的墨香味飘开,金发御姐的头发顿时就黑了一半。

“哇啊啊啊啊!”金发御姐发出一声凄惨的哀号。

那御姐老师见她反应如此强烈,兴致大涨,要的就是她痛苦,她越痛苦,神魔御姐们的心里也就越爽,她又回去磨了一砚墨水过来,把金发御姐剩下的半头金发也全都染黑,而且还认真细致,连每一个根头发都不放过,染出一头乌黑亮丽的长发。

金发御姐的头发本来有许多大波浪圈儿,也被御姐老师一根一根的拉直,简直像个发型师,不一会儿,就把金发御姐变成了满头黑sè直发。

李岩抹了一把汗,此时仔细一看,好好一个金发御姐,居然变成“黑长直御姐”了,长长的黑发从双肩披下来,显得充满了东方美女的韵味,其实她用这种打扮,比起金发大波浪圈儿更适合她,看起来漂亮多了。

但她本人却并不喜欢这样的造型,眼泪哗啦啦地向下流:“呜……You不是人……You是魔鬼,You染了Me的头发……呜……Me不想活了……”

“啧啧!这样看起来就顺眼多了嘛。”张乘风哼哼道:“一头金发人不人鬼不鬼的,我不喜欢,倒是给她染成这样,更像人一些了。”

另外几名御姐也一起说着风凉话,其实她们才不在乎左冷禅好看不好看呢,只要她难过,她们就高兴。

赵鹤道:“好了,收拾完了姓左的,还是再来继续说刚才的事吧,现在我们已经把仇报了,该研究一下我们的死法了。”她认认真真地道:“你们不要再拉着我,我无论如何,也要在死前把自己嫁出去,谁再阻止我,我就和谁拼命。”

张乘云也认真地道:“我和赵鹤一样,谁阻止我,就是我的敌人,咱们就翻脸动手了。”

另外七大神魔被她们坚定的语气吓了一跳,倒是不好再上来阻止二人,两位御姐的眼光再次锁定到了李岩的身上,眼里分明闪亮绿sè的光芒:“李岩弟弟,你也表个态吧。娶了我们两个,你也有两个妻子陪着你共趋黄泉,不是很好的事么?”

李岩抹了一把汗:“终于肯听我说话了,真是让我泪流满面。好啦!都别闹啦……我是来救你们的,老实说,我早就知道左冷禅的激ān计,因此提前数rì就开始挖洞,从外面挖了一个长长的通道进山腹来,咱们现在就钻洞出去吧,别在这里玩要死不活的游戏了。”

“什么?”

“啊?”

“真的假的?”

“我靠!这太扯了吧?”

九大神魔一起呆住,过了好半天,金猴神魔张乘风第一个反应过来,大怒道:“李岩,你丫的干嘛一直不说?在这里看我们笑话很有趣吗?”

李岩抹了一把汗道:“我走进洞来第一句话就想说啊,是赵鹤姐姐扑上来用一个热吻把我的话封住了,后面我还有很多次想说,都被乘云姐姐打断了……”

众神魔仔细一想,咦?还真是这样,李岩一直想说什么,但是两大花痴根本不给他说话的机会,各种强吻强推倒强行打断,这还真不怪人家李岩。

九大神魔的汗水一起哗啦啦地向下流。

张乘风道:“这下完蛋了……咱们不用死了,却把东方姑娘的秘密,还有我们的想法全都说了出来,你们羞愧不羞愧?”

赵鹤和张乘云同时尴尬地低下了头,但是过了几息时间,赵鹤又傲然抬起了头来:“好吧,就算可以不死了,但我赵鹤已经说出口的话,就不收回来了。rì月神教和东方姑娘对我赵鹤有大恩,我就算不要xìng命,也要维护神教和东方姑娘,但是……感情的事却不是可以礼让的,我赵鹤愿意为了东方姑娘抛头颅,洒热血,但是喜欢的男人却绝不能让。从今天开始,我就要和东方姑娘光明正大的抢男人了!不服来战!”

张乘云瞥了赵鹤一眼,暗暗佩服她的勇气,但她却不好意思说出这么花痴的话,只好了头,应和道:“我……我……我和老赵一样。”

另外七大神魔沉默了一阵子,不知道说什么好,却听到通道那边响起了大力神魔范松的声音:“两个花痴……切……也罢,你们要抢就抢吧,我觉得东方姑娘也不可能为了这种事和你们翻脸,她是一个合格的领导者,应该知道,上下级关系归上下级,感情的事归感情,两者不必混为一谈,正大光明的竞争也没什么问题。”

大伙儿闻声转过头去,只见范松斜依着山壁站着,看来她的体力还没有完全恢复,所以需要靠着山壁恢复,在她身后站着扭曲妹子田伯光。

赵鹤见到田伯光也来了,就知道李岩说有通道的事绝不是假的了,不然怎么可能连续出现两个不可能出现在这里的人?她抬起头道:“范松,你不加入竞争么?”

范松嘿地一声笑道:“老娘又不是花痴,争什么争?”

赵鹤哼了一声道:“你就嘴犟吧,看你能犟到几时。”

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