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第四六七萌、她强迫我吃东西

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“什么?”骨感姑娘这一下当真是惊得差飞了起来:“姑姑,不带你这么过份的,有和侄女儿抢男人的道理么?”

味痴御姐扁着嘴道:“一开始姑姑本来是打算撮合你们的,但是你自己不要啊。”

“我啥时候不要了?”

“就上次,我问你要不要和这个少侠凑一块儿,你告诉我说:你喜欢就自己上呗。”味痴御姐学着骨感姑娘的语气说了一遍,学得惟妙惟肖,还真像那么一回事。

骨感姑娘脸色惨变:“上次那个丑得不行的少侠,就是李岩弟弟?”

味痴御姐笑嘻嘻地了头:“是你自己说过不要的,是你叫姑姑自己上的,现在姑姑怎能再帮你说媒提亲?姑姑得自己亲自上阵啦,你可不要来妨碍姑姑哦。”

骨感姑娘只觉得一阵头晕目眩,噗通一声,摔倒在地。

李岩和洒脱妹子,黑长直御姐围桌坐下,喝了几杯小酒,吃了几口小菜,三个人坐一张桌子,便会有一边桌沿空出来,却见味痴御姐左右两手各端着一盘菜,笑嘻嘻地走到空着的那边桌沿,一坐了下来,然后将两盘菜放到桌上,笑道:“我来给你们加两个菜,让我也一起吃好吗?”

李岩和黑长直御姐两人一起大惊:“这菜是你亲手做的?”

味痴御姐了头道:“是啊,我和李少侠是熟人啦,只是以前一直不知道他的真名,也没见过他的真面目,这还是第一次毫无隐瞒地相见,应该庆祝一下,所以我才亲自下厨做了菜哦。”

听说这是她亲手做的菜,李岩和黑长直御姐脸色大变,身子都不由得向后缩了缩,只有洒脱妹子茫然不知危险逼近,她还不知道西毒欧阳锋的厉害,嘻嘻笑道:“既然是你的心意,那我就却之不恭了。”说完夹起一块菜,看起来那菜有像白菜,但发出来的味道却有像豆腐干,不知道是用什么诡异的做法做出来的。

洒脱妹子将那疑似白菜的东西往嘴时一扔,“噗通”,扑倒在地,半响都爬不起来。

李岩和黑长直御姐一起摇头,心想:可怜的熊孩子,乱吃东西,中招了吧?

味痴御姐道:“李少侠,还有这位姑娘,你们两位怎么不吃呢?”

李岩仰天打了个哈哈:“啊,今天天气真好。”

黑长直御姐赶紧接口道:“风和日丽,阳光晴朗,我们出去散步如何?”

李岩道:“有理,散步散步!”

两人站起身来,向外就跑。味痴御姐大汗:“喂,站住,你们还没吃我做的菜。”

李岩和黑长直御姐对视一眼,撒腿狂奔。

味痴御姐叫道:“好哇,想逃?”她双手一晃,已经把两盘菜抄到手中,使出白驼山秘传的瞬息千里轻功,嗖地一声追了出去,别看她动作快如闪电,但手上的两盘菜却纹比不动,没有溅出来一滴汤汁。

黑长直御姐内功被封,使不出厉害的轻功,还没逃出饭店门就被追上,味痴御姐手臂一振,盘子里的菜居然自行跃起,落进了黑长直御姐的嘴里。只听到一声凄厉的惨叫,黑长直御姐阵亡倒在地。

李岩倒抽了一口凉气,这菜说什么也不能吃,快逃#蝴将轻功发挥到极限,飘过街道,翻过对面街上的房屋,落到另一条街道之中,回过头一看,只见味痴御姐正在飞速地追上来,黑长直御姐连一瞬间都没能阻挡她,这可如何是好?李岩的汗水哗啦啦地流。

正好,街上有几个乞丐正在讨饭,李岩计上心来,对着那几个乞丐大叫道:“后面有人放饭。”

那几个乞丐大喜,扭头看向李岩身后,果然见一个漂亮的御姐,腰上围着围裙,手端两盘菜,正在跑过来,几名乞丐一起围了上去,伸手道:“这位姑娘行行好,赏吃的吧。”

味痴御姐没时间和这些家伙纠缠,手腕一抖,盘子里飞起几块菜,精确地落进乞丐们的嘴里,那几名乞丐同时惨叫,噗通噗通倒了一地。

李岩的汗水哗啦啦地狂流,天啊,有什么办法能挡祝糊一小会儿,哪怕只是一小会儿,自己就有办法脱身了。

正在这时,前面街道拐角处突然走出一队人来,这队人中间有一软轿,轿上坐着个慈祥的老奶奶,穿着打扮看起来很朴素,但是这身朴素的打扮却难掩她身上有一股奇异的气,这股气并不是武林高手带着的那种气息,而是一股正气,浩然坦荡,让人一看就心生敬意!在她的软轿旁边围着的一群人明显是武林人士,都拖刀挂剑,护着这位老奶奶的软轿。

李岩估计老奶奶是一个达官贵人,带着一群保镖上街。

他正打算从这群人中穿过去,让他们挡一挡味痴御姐,为自己争取宝贵的逃跑时间,突然又看到,在这群人后面不远处的街边,出现了一个熟悉的身影——馋嘴姐姐洪七公!

李岩不及多想,大声叫道:“洪姐姐救我……”

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