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第五三二萌、麻烦你带我女儿走

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让费彬没想到的事,正直御姐和黑长直御姐居然同时闭了嘴,还真不吵了。他只觉得寒毛倒竖,天啊,李岩何德何能?我家掌门因为英语的事情称他为master,听他的话还可以理解,怎么岳不群这个伪君子也听他的话?这不可能啊……岳不群是最腹黑的啊。

正直御姐对李岩使了个眼色,很明显是想和李岩私下说几句话。

李岩便带和她一起来到了后院的一个空房间里,刚一进屋,正直御姐就用尽全力力气扑进了他的怀里:“相公啊,快来练辟邪剑法嘛……你看,人家武功如果不够高,左冷禅这货又要来欺负我了。”

李岩无语,但经过这一次和权力帮的斗争,他也越来越觉自己的武功不够看了,这一次对上十二连环坞与权力帮,刚开始他还能大杀四方,但对方一旦出现了八大天王这个等级的敌人,他就无奈地沦落成了打酱油的路人甲,这件事又一次提醒了他,武功啊,武功!没有武功,就什么都没有。

对着正直御姐轻叹了一声道:“唉,我现在也总算是理解了你为什么不择手段也要学会辟邪剑法,我们的武功真的是太不够用了啊。”

“你理解了吗?那真是太好了……”正直御姐眨巴眨巴眼睛道:“你就不要东奔西走了嘛,和我一起回华山去,咱们两人闭关苦练辟邪剑法三年,出山时双剑合壁,就天下无敌了。”

李岩的眼角抽了抽,不是吧:你是女人倒无妨,我一个大男人,要是天天ooxx到无欲无念的境界,连续ooxx三年,这身体吃得消么?说到底,男人还是要自宫了练辟邪剑法效果最佳啊,用泄欲的方法来练真的有伤不起,肾会出问题的,据说男人一辈子的次数是固定的,要是三年之内就用光了肿么办?

这也注定了辟邪剑法只能是歪门邪道,李岩现阶段靠它伤敌还行,以后是绝对不能依仗它,终究要学正大光明的武功才是。

这些想法只是一闪而过,眼前之要务还是先安抚好自己的女人再说,李岩在屋子周围转了一圈,确认左右无人,便赶紧把正直御姐拖到床上,两人都是很久没有那啥了,轻轻一碰就无潮,十八模样摆了个尽绝,摆完之后,心照不宣地修练了一会儿辟邪剑法。

这种忙里偷闲的练功也不知道有用没用,但总比没练的好。

收功之后,李岩才道:“我还是得去大理走一躺,这一趟关系到一个比辟邪剑法更厉害的神功,等我弄回来之后,咱们再一起改练那门正大光明的武功吧。”

“哇?有比辟邪剑法更厉害的武功?”正直御姐大喜过望,其实正直御姐也不是只知道练辟邪剑法的,她其实也想练一些更厉害,更神奇的武功,但是神功秘籍往往都有厉害的门派保护着,比如少林易筋经,你想学就能学么?想抢就能抢么?对于她来说,辟邪剑法是最容易得手,最有希望得手的秘籍,才会如此持着。如果能有更好的武功,她自然就会放弃辟邪剑法,改练别的。

对于正直御姐这种一心想要拔高实力的人来说,神功秘籍简直比最好的催情药物还能让她激动,她身子颤抖地道:“相公,你不会是哄我开心吧?你还能弄到什么好东西?”

李岩笑道:“现在先不说,但我保证比辟邪剑法要好,等我弄回来,你就能实力更进一步了。”

正直御姐一阵激动:“相公,哇,你真是太好了……你可千万莫要骗我哦。如果……如果你真的把更好的武功秘籍带回来教我,我什么都答应你哦,哪怕你要做些很羞人的动作,我也愿意配合你。”

很羞人的动作?李岩的思维顿时飞走,脑海里走马灯一样跑过扶桑爱情动画片里的一些特殊动作,哪个动作最羞人呢?嗯……啧……好难取舍,干脆全都来一遍吧,反正这个女人是自家老婆,怕啥羞人不羞人?

两人整理好衣衫,弄得像没事人一样,重新回到前面,这时平一指已经将中了毒的人都处理好了,伤者都搬进了小屋里休息,振眉阁前重新恢复了宁静。

李岩见萧西楼、朱侠武等人凑在一块儿,正在低声感叹着他们没用了,便走到二人身前,对萧西楼道:“萧前辈,由于援军大量到来,晚辈在这里也派不上什么用处了,晚辈想要先走一步,去大理帮一个朋友治治伤。”

萧西楼闻言,顿时吃了一惊:“少侠,你要走?可是……这里的高手全是看在你的面子上来的,你若是走了,咱们这里怎么办?权力帮大举入侵,我们就惨了啊。当然,我们死了没关系,但老夫人……”

李岩赶紧道:“前辈莫急嘛,我虽然走了,但他们还是会留下来保护老夫人,黑木崖还会不断地派出援军赶过来的,黑木崖的人都为国为民的英雄豪杰,绝不会坐视老夫人的事不管。”

萧西楼这才松了口气,不过他马上就想到一个新的问题,他老婆孙慧珊要求他想尽一切办法,把不靠谱的女儿塞给李岩,让李岩引导女儿走上正轨,但现在任务还没达成,李岩就要走了……他这一走倒是屁事没有,但萧西楼就惨了啊,老婆交待的任务完不成,跪搓衣板那是轻的,冰天雪地三百六十度托马斯全旋也是轻的,最怕的是……

光是想一想,萧西楼的脸色就大变,赶紧叫道:“少侠,你走是没问题,但萧某有个请求……”

李岩道:“啥?”

萧西楼一脸认真地道:“麻烦你把我女儿带去走走江湖吧,让她增广见闻,学东西。”

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