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第六九三萌、打赌输了要认账

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第二更——

“那为什么一开始看起来像是春#药?”李岩大汗,但他问出这句话之后,记忆深处突然闪过一抹隐隐药药的资料,对了,《神州奇侠》这部小说里有一颗丹药,名叫“无极仙丹”,据说是秦始皇练的长生不老药,虽然无法长生不老,却有增进功力的效果,萧秋水就是捡了三颗“无极仙丹”,每一颗增进一甲子的功力,他才真正开始走上高手之路的,“无极仙丹”确实会有勾起男女的副作用,没想到在这个位面,她随便捡几颗怪药来,就是无极仙丹啊……

果然,无节的位面之神,好坑爹啊!

李岩满头大汗地转头对童百熊道:“童老师,你看……你刚才说我捡回来的人才都是歪瓜裂枣,这……这不就出现一个生力军了吗?”

童百熊也是满头大汗,她刚才对李岩说过:“如果这样的人材要是有用,我就在你面前翻两个跟头,然后跪下来给你唱《征服》。龙腾小说ltxsba.com”现在萧秋水突然内力大涨,一掌拍退大力神魔范松,这样的人如果还没用,那十大神魔岂不是都成了没用的人?她相当于狠狠地给了自己一个嘴巴。

李岩也汗了一把,道:“刚才说的不算,咳,不用非照着做不可,我没放在心上。”

童百熊“啪”地一掌拍断了旁边的一颗树,怒道:“说过的话岂可不算?你当我风雷堂主童百熊是什么人了?既然我胡乱说话,说错了话,就应该为自己的话负责。你跟我到小树林里来。找个没人的地方。我给你翻跟头和唱《征服》。”

李岩大汗:“真的不用了吧。”

“少说废话,给我过来!”童百熊怒瞪了他一眼,然后甩头走进了旁边的小树林里,李岩无奈,只好跟了过去,想劝她莫要闹了,赶紧归队赶路要紧。

没料到刚一进树林,走到外面的人看不到的地方。童百熊就果断地一把扒掉了自己的衣服。李岩连出声阻止都来不及,就见到眼前的御姐已经变得一丝不挂,她的身材很丰满,很成熟,但身体虽然已经熟透了,却从未被任何人采摘过,依然保持着青春与活力。她用双手羞涩地捂着自己的胸部,挤压出了两团雪白,双腿也紧紧地绞在一起,挡住了重要的三角地带。

童百熊哼哼道:“我虽然说过在你面前翻跟头。但却没说过不能用手捂住。”

李岩大汗:“没错,捂住的好。不用翻跟头也行的,快穿起衣服吧。”

童百熊倒:“少来这套假惺惺的东西,老娘现在要翻跟头了!”

李岩只好苦笑。

只见童百熊用右脚轻轻一顿地,借着顿地的反震之力,整个人瞬间翻飞了起来。以她的武功,要翻一个凌空跟斗压根就不是问题,但偏偏就出了问题,原来她因为害羞,不想走光,双腿绞得很紧,用这种奇怪的姿势作为翻跟头的起手动作,难免会有不好运力,跟头翻到一半,已经失去了平衡,身体无法控制,噗通一声,四仰八叉地倒了下去。

这一摔,就把什么绞腿呀,捂胸一类的动作全给忘了,摔相十分难看,李岩虽然不想看,但无奈出于男人的某种无法扭正的劣根性,眼光还是不自禁地看了过去,结果该看到的地方和不该看到的地方,全都一样不拉地看到了眼内。

李岩大汗。

童百熊也大汗,狼狈不堪地爬起来,重新掩好身体:“你……你都看到了?”

开玩笑,这种时候就算看到也不能承认,李岩赶紧摇头道:“不,不,一样都没看到……咳,总之,跟斗算你翻过了,快穿好衣服回去吧。”

童百熊道:“还没完呢,还要跪下来唱《征服》。”她还真的噗通一声跪到了李岩的面前……

一个裸女跪在自己面前,这画面别提有多诡异,李岩虽然不想胡思乱想,但心思还是不自禁地飘向了某些岛国爱情动作片,里面的某些女忧,就是用这样的姿势跪在男人面前,然后用小嘴……啧啧……不行了,伤不起了。

只听童百熊唱道:“就这样被你征服……切断了所有退路……”

“行了吧,别玩啦!”李岩大汗:“真的伤不起了,咱们不恶搞行不?”

过了好一会儿,童百熊才唱完了《征服》,穿好衣服,两人返回到车队里来,这时已经有一群人围在萧秋水身边了,十大神魔五大堂主中有好几个人上来测试了一下萧秋水的武功,就连东方姑娘也上前去,和萧秋水过了两招,摸了一下她的武功底子。

见到李岩回来,东方姑娘迎上前来道:“李岩,你果然找来的好人才,萧秋水现在的内功,只能用深不可测来形容……虽然武功招式方面还有诸多缺陷,但内功有这般基础的话,武功招式很快就可以弥补上来。”

李岩摊手,心想:萧秋水这货虽然不靠谱,但毕竟是《神州奇侠》的主角,温系小说中绝对无敌的第一高手,在小说的后期几乎接近了大地游仙的级别,现在让她走上了宿命的第一步,后面要飞起来已经是必然的事了,谁也无法阻止。

他走到萧秋水身边,在她肩头上轻轻拍了拍道:“加油吧,大侠之路已经在你前面展开了,就看你能不能把握得住。”

萧秋水哈哈大笑道:“我当然把握得住,以后凡是看到莫名其妙的药,抓一把过来吃保准没错。”

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