第七一四萌、黑木崖大校会
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第二更——
回到黑木崖的第一天,就闹得这么热闹,实在不是李岩的本愿,长途旅行其实他已经很累了,又被这样闹腾了半晚上,早已经疲倦不堪,回到房间倒头就睡,等他醒过来的时候,已经是天光大亮。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
刚睁眼,床边就传来一声惊喜的叫声:“公子爷醒了。”是双儿那可爱的声音,很快,她就凑了过来,先扶着睡得迷迷糊糊的李岩坐起来,然后用一双麻利的小手帮李岩穿衣。她的小手温软,在李岩身上按过去抹过来的,让李岩十分舒服,本来想开口叫她不必做这些丫鬟的事,要有平等的思想,但话到嘴边还是吞了回去。
起床坐到镜前,双儿又继续帮他梳头。这时侍剑也走了进来,手里端着一盆水,沾湿了一块洗脸布,来给李岩抹了脸,然后帮他把脸上弄得干干净净的。
两个小丫鬟一起卖力,将李岩全身上下,弄得精神焕发,平白无故帅了三分。
李岩不禁笑道:“干嘛啊,一大早起床就给我这样打扮,今天要过节不成?”
双儿笑道:“可不就是过节么?今天早上你还在睡觉时,东方姑娘向全校发布了通告,午时召开大校会,所有教职员工和学生,必须全部到场,如果不到场的,后果自负。据说这么大的大校会,是好多年都没开过的了,平时小学部、初中部、高中部、大学部都是各自开会的,今次居然全都凑到一起,还勒令必须到场。可以想像场面之大。实在是比过节还要过节。”
李岩精神一振。这才想起来,今天可是有天大的事呢,赶紧醒了醒神,走出房间来,只见一大群妹子已经在外等着他了,只有正直御姐不在,她在外人面前依旧要保持五岳派掌门君子剑的风范,是不能和李岩的“飞雪连天射白鹿。笑书神侠倚碧鸳”走在一起的。
李岩当仁不让地率领着妹子们,走向学校的大校场。
刚走了不远,就见康敏从远处跑了过来,远远地就开始叫:“乔峰”
马尾辫妹子脸色大变:“康敏又来了,李岩同学,快帮我应付她一下。”原来,李岩做了逃学霸这一年间,康敏见她的男人不在了,更加刻意地缠纠她,想将她变成一个百合。马尾辫妹子才不喜欢百合呢。只好到处躲藏,经常被康敏追得鸡飞狗跳的。有康敏在的场合她绝不出席。但这一次大校会,所有人都必须到场,唐敏知道她逃不掉,就又来纠缠了。
李岩大汗,等康敏到了面前,干脆伸指一,封了她的道,将她扔给后面的妹子们拎着。
大伙儿继续向大校会走去,只见道上多有学生,每个人的脸上都带着迷茫的表情,大多数人还不知道黑木崖面临着巨大的危险,因此他们对这次校会的内容不禁有许多猜测。
这时李岩突然听到道旁边有个男人的声音道:“依我看,这次大校会的内容,肯定是要换校长了,嘿嘿嘿。”这声音居然有几分熟悉,李岩转头一看,说话的是陆展元,这个讨厌的家伙居然还没死,所谓祸害活千年,指的大约就是这种人了。
旁边有个男生道:“陆兄,你说要换校长?这未免有胡猜乱说吧。”
陆展元嘿嘿一笑,道:“我可不是胡猜,你不妨想想,东方姑娘多大岁数了,到她这岁数,要是再不嫁人,估计就再也嫁不掉这次她离校数月,一回来立即召开大会,我看是她出去相亲去了,现在已经安排好了亲事,只等嫁过门去,所以要回来开个大校会,交割校长之位。”
李岩听得又好气又好笑,这货真是满嘴胡说八道,让人真想老大耳括子抽他,但李岩现在已经是高手了,实在不想和这种垃圾小人物较劲,那会显得他很没水准的。
只听陆展元继续道:“我这可不是空来风,据说这次回校的队伍中有一个叫杨莲亭的大胡子,长得又丑又傻逼,东方姑娘说他是什么日月神教的大总管可是,谁听说过黑木崖有什么大总管的?我看这个杨莲亭八成就是东方姑娘的男人,她这次校会,是要把校长之位交给自己的男人,然后她乖乖在家待产八成已经搞大肚子了。”
李岩大汗:这胡说八道得,相当有水准啊。
只听另外几个男人一起道:“原来如此唉,东方姑娘居然有男人了,好让人惋惜啊,那杨莲亭什么的是个大胡子吗?为什么我这么帅东方姑娘却看不上,非要去看上一个大胡子?”
陆展元道:“这就不知道了,也许东方姑娘欣赏水平比较扯。”
“我擦,你他喵的才扯,你全家都扯。”李岩一个箭步窜过去,迎面一个耳光,“啪”地一声,扇得陆展元原地转了两个圈。
陆展元挨了打,还没搞清楚状况,立即大骂道:“哪个狗日子敢打大爷?”他捂着脸定睛一看,认出了李岩,顿时面色大变。
上次他想整李岩,结果反倒被任大小姐派人抓去,一番蹂躏折磨,从此以后怕李岩得要死,但是李岩立即离开了黑木崖,陆展元好了伤疤又忘了痛,故态复萌,现在突然看到了以前最怕的李岩,当真是吓得屎一起出。
“我我刚才不是在骂你,李岩同学,李大侠,李大哥,李大爷李祖宗,求放过。”陆展元瞬间就渣了。
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