第七四三萌 交出那个死百合
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少林派喜欢给别人扣帽子的事,由来已久,不管什么武林事件,少林派的人一旦出场刷存在感,就会先一大帽子扣在别人头上,先把敌人说成是“邪魔歪道”,再给自己戴一朵“除魔卫道”的小红花,至于什么出家人要淡泊名利,出家人要戒骄戒燥,出家人不能杀生一类的,他们统统不管,总之,将自己的行为正当化之后,管它什么戒律不戒律的。更多小说ltxsba.com
李岩超不喜欢少林,这些说变就变的死光头,怎比得上李岩那坚持不懈,满满的节操。
天正大师听完李岩的话,一张脸就变成了朱肝色,看来是气得不行,他扁着嘴道:“好,好……你身为黑木崖大总管,却如此诋毁少林,咱们少林一定要上黑木崖去找东方姑娘讨个说法。”
李岩摊手:“都说不关黑木崖的事了好不好?此时此刻,我只代表自己,不代表黑木崖。你这人还真是奇怪了,难道黑木崖里随便什么人说一句少林的坏话,都是黑木崖的错?真是扯。如果我真是代表黑木崖站这里说话……嘿嘿……你和我作对,不怕东方姑娘飞针取你的性命?”
此话一出,天正大师的脑袋就向后缩了缩,满脸恐惧地左看,右看,前看,后看,直到确定东方姑娘不在附近了,他才长长地松了口气,心想:幸亏这个人是个人行为,要是东方姑娘在,那就麻烦了。
随即他又想到:咦,不对啊,上次在浣花剑派时,东方姑娘不会《葵花宝典》的事情已经败露了,其实东方姑娘武功并不高,哈,我怕她做啥?
天正想到这里。再度硬气起来,脑袋一挺,哼哼道:“东方姑娘有啥好怕的?咱们少林派的人为了降魔除妖,是不怕死的。”
李岩冷笑一声道:“那是,东方姑娘不会葵花宝典的事你已经知道了。当然也就不怕了。不过啊……五大堂主和十大神魔一向都不会离开东方姑娘太远,不知道你架不架得住哦。”
天正听到这话,脖子再度缩了缩。又左看、右看、前看、后看了一通,确认五大堂主十大神魔都不在,他又松了口气,心想:东方姑娘就算没有传说中厉害,黑木崖依旧是高手如云,很可怕的说,我还是不要随随便便把帽子乱扣到黑木崖上了,就说成这小子的个人行为算了。
他赶紧“咳”了一声,道:“好吧。这次的事情就当是你的个人行为,有种不要搬黑木崖出来做靠山。”
李岩道:“好,就当是我个人的事,我且先来问问,你们五大门派这么大张旗鼓来攻打光明综合武侠学校,究竟所为何事?”
天正哼哼了一声。道:“这还不简单吗?这种无牌黑学校,属于江湖中的败类,耻辱,如果放任不管,早晚发展成第二个权力帮。自从浣花剑派一战之后。江湖中的正直之士都意识到了无牌黑学校的危害,所以我们要团结起来,将无牌黑学校从武林中抹去。”
李岩不禁冷笑:“权力帮确实闹得很过份,居然想抓岳老夫人,连我都看不过眼。但是光明和权力帮有什么关系?你们要剿灭无牌黑学校,就先去剿灭权力帮啊,干嘛要来光明?莫非……是柿子找软的捏,想靠欺负人家光明来出名?”
“柿子当然要先捏软……咳咳咳咳……”天正差说漏嘴,赶紧改口道:“除魔卫道,不分先后,咱们先打了光明,再去打权力帮。”
“就是就是!”旁边的华山剑宗、崆峒派、昆仑派一起应合,但是武当派的人默不作声,没有说什么。
李岩转过身去,对着武当七侠的老大宋远桥抱了抱拳:“武当七侠,一向正直大度,不像少林一样喜欢乱搞风搞雨,宋大侠,请问你们又是为何而来?”
宋远桥虽然年过三五,但身材很棒,属于典型的成熟型御姐,容貌虽然不算很美,但气质很佳,被李岩这么一问,她脸上有一抹尴尬之色闪过,看样子不太想回答,但最终还是摊了摊手道:“我们武当派此来,倒不是什么除魔卫道的,只是和明教有些私人恩怨未了,不得已来这里走一趟。”
李岩道:“愿闻其详,如果在下能解决,必定帮忙。”
宋远桥尴尬地道:“这件事嘛……唉……都得怪白眉鹰王殷天正,她不知道生了个什么奇葩女儿,居然是个百合,是个百合本来也不关咱们武当派的事,但这个百合女居然……居然引诱走了咱们的五妹张翠山,现在这两家伙私奔了,跑得无影无踪,咱们武当上下的人都找不着,只好来找明教要人。”她顿了顿,对着白眉鹰王道:“殷教主,你也别再藏着人了,快把我们的五妹交出来。”
“噗嗤!”李岩吐了一口血,晕了个晕,在这个位面……原来张翠山和殷素素是一对百合吗?这可真是扯蛋了。
他扭头过去看殷天正,却见白眉鹰王一脸怒气,她长相是很美的,加上奇葩的白眉毛,更让她显得比较普通御姐要漂亮了三分,她愤愤地道:“不要在这里血口喷人,凭什么说是我女儿引诱你们的张翠山?明明就是张翠山这个死百合引诱我女儿……我女儿本来是正正经经的女孩子,喜欢的也是英俊帅气的男孩子,都怪你们武当派的张翠山,诱发了她的百合属性,呸呸呸……我大好一个女儿就这么和女人好上了,我以后怎么抱外孙?还说我窝藏人,我呸,张翠山真要是敢出现在我面前,我一巴掌拍死她,岂会窝藏?”
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