第七七六萌 这个熊孩子我教不了
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李岩走到宋青书面前,大汗道:“这个……你是屁股痛?”
小飞女嚼着泪了头:“痛死了,救命……哎哟哎哟……”
李岩大汗:“这个……不好治啊。龙腾小说ltxsba.com”
小飞女道:“怎么就不好治了?你治我二姨和三姨不是轻轻松松,一下子就……哎哟……就解决了吗?怎么到了我这里不不好治了……哎哟……”
李岩苦笑摇头,低头看着她向上翘起的小屁股,那小屁股滚圆滚圆,充满了十五岁青春美少女的热力与弹力,因为疼痛,这小屁股还左右扭来扭去的,看起来实在有够那啥。李岩汗水淋漓地道:“要不……你的屁股痛就先忍着,忍几个时辰,那股捣乱的真气自然就消散了……”
“不要……哎哟……痛死我了……快帮我把它吸走啊。”小飞女惨哼道:“对于你来说不是很简单的事吗?”
李岩汗道:“如果是在肩膀,头部什么的,那确实很简单啊,但在屁股上就不简单了……”
宋远桥虽然在和元十三限打,但注意力一直在女儿身上,哪个母亲不关心自己的孩子的?她先前见李岩治伤的手法是把手放在俞莲舟的肚子上,俞岱岩的头上,心里想:我女儿伤在屁股,一会儿杨教主要治伤需得把手放在女儿屁股上,她小小女孩,怎受得这般对待?唉,杨教主果然也犹豫了,不便给女儿治伤。但是……元十三限这股功力在她体内窜,天知道会不会有什么后遗症,为了安全起见,还是得让杨教主治一治啊……回头好好安慰一下这个可怜的孩子。她从小接受大家闺秀的教育,贤良淑德,若是被男人摸了屁股,搞不好会上吊自尽。我可得防着,莫要让她想不开。
宋远桥在远处叫道:“杨教主,男女之防问题确实是个……咳……但是咱们武林人士不拘小节,请你赶紧治我女儿吧……呃,对了,你治伤的时候,可不是可以把手掌虚悬在我女儿身体上面半寸的位置,靠你的绝世神功,应该能隔空治伤吧……”
她话音还未落。就听到小飞女惨叫道:“哎哟。痛死老娘了。不就是要被他摸一下屁股么?老娘都不怕,你怕个毛啊?装个屁的纯啊?什么虚悬半寸?他喵的,虚悬着能治得好吗?你这老妈是怎么当的。你是想害得你女儿痛死吗?”
她又对着李岩大叫道:“哎哟……实实在在的摸上来也没问题啊,哎哟。痛死我了,快过来给我治伤,屁股什么的随便你,老娘是什么性格你姓杨的不知道吗?我会怕你摸?……哎哟……”她痛得不行,一时忘了要在自己的母亲和阿姨面前装出大家闺秀的样子,什么老娘、怕个毛、装个屁的纯一类的话脱口而出,刚一出口,她自己就后悔了,赶紧又哎哟了两声,试图掩饰过去。
但是现在掩饰已经晚了,宋远桥听到女儿这番话,大惊失色:“啊?青书,你……你……你怎生这般说话?你被鬼上了身不成?”
宋青书见母亲已经听到,现在要掩饰都已经晚了,干脆豁出去了,尖叫道:“老妈,你吼个屁啊……从小就把我按在书房里面,读什么四书五经,三从四德,我勒个去,老娘早就看腻了那些沉腔烂调,老娘是有个性的新一代,年青人,潮!你懂什么叫潮么?我去……看我穿这身大小姐衣服,喵的个咪的,裙子这么长,发型这么土,脸上连化妆品都不敢涂,同龄的人都说我是上个世纪的活化石……哎哟……现在老娘受了伤,眼看有医生在旁边可以治,你这老妈还要顾东顾西的,还要虚悬半寸?隔空治伤?哎哟……你这是在坑我知道不?”
“哎哟,你这孩子……你这孩子怎么变成这样了?”宋远桥心神大乱,手上一时怠慢,险些中了元十三限一拳,旁边的白眉鹰王赶紧使出鹰爪功,上来帮宋远桥接了一招,这才避免了宋远桥受伤。
宋远桥退出战圈,蹲到小飞女身边,大哭道:“我苦心教育孩子十几年,怎么教出这样的一个别扭的孩子?呜……哇……”
李岩大感尴尬,心里对这个母亲无限同情,但同情之余,对小飞女也同样同情,要知道父母与子女的人生观、价值观、世界观,总是有着很我出入的,父母总希望儿女能循规蹈矩,能安分守已,按父母曾经走过的那条路来走一遍。
但子女却不会这样想,子女们有着自己的三观,有着自己的流行元素,他们需要自由,需要个性,需要按自己的生活方式活出自己的精彩,其实父母和子女谁都没有错,只能说是代沟给他们造成的不可调和的意识。
当然,生活方式相抵触是一回事,和母亲说话不敬,那就是小飞女的不对了,李岩突然挥起手来“啪”地一下,在小飞女的屁股上用力地打了一巴掌:“喂,你怎么你和母亲说话呢?就算你不满意她的教育方式,也可以好好和母亲讲道理,你在母亲面前演一套,私底下又做一套,这就是你的不对了。现在还对着母亲大吼大叫,这就是你更加的不对了。”
小飞女挨了一巴掌,大叫道:“哎哟,我的屁股被元十三限的一喝神功弄得痛得要死,你还来打上一巴掌?你这是火上浇油,你是要害死我啊?老妈,这个男人打我,你快帮我打他……”
宋远桥满头大汗。
李岩也汗道:“刚刚还叫你母亲别管你,现在转眼又叫老妈帮你找回梁子,你这熊孩子怎么这样?”
宋远桥苦笑道:“杨教主,让你见笑了,我教女无方。唉……现在我也不知道怎么办了,她的伤,你和她商量着办吧……呜……”她伤伤心心地走到了旁边,黯然落泪。
众人见状。都不禁同情起她来,这好不容易拉扯大的女儿,完全不是她想像中的那个样子,难怪这个当母亲的会哭。换了谁来也得哭。
小飞女却一也不在意,见老妈走开了,她精神一振,小屁股又在李岩面前扭了两下道:“碍事的人走开了,快来治伤吧,别听她的什么虚悬半寸,赶紧给我治好才是硬道理。”说完,她又低声道:“你装什么装?在地道里,你对我恶事早已做尽。我身上什么地方是你没摸过的?现在才来装清纯。哼……”
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