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第八三四萌 岳老夫人的信里究竟写了什么

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李岩大汗:“是你先在意细节的好不好,不就是区区纹身么?有必要搞得这么复杂?”

岳飞认真地道:“纹身是大事,不是细节,别的都是细节。”

李岩:“……”

在对方的强烈要求下,李岩也就没办法了,只好按岳飞所说。坐到了她的面前,将右手从她的肩头环过去,按在了她的后心上。要把手从人身前伸到身后,不贴得很近是不可能的,李岩与岳飞几乎就是贴坐到了一起。两人鼻尖都差要碰到一起了。

李岩这时仔细打量她的容貌,以前以为她是男人,左看右看都觉得英俊得不行,现在知道了她是女人,再看时才发现,原来是个美女啊……而且是一个很有气质的美女,棱角分明,带着刚强的意志和不屈的灵魂,尤其是一股浩然的正气,让她比别的美女少了一分柔媚,却多了一份傲然。

“盯着我的脸看啥?还是赶紧治伤吧!”岳飞道。

李岩道:“好,好……”手臂环过,碰到她的肩膀,感觉到她在轻轻地颤抖。这暧昧的姿势对于一个女人来说终究是有不妥的,岳飞显然十分紧张,长这么大第一次和一个男人这么暧昧的坐着一起,而且自己还是没穿衣服的。要不是母亲写过介绍信,这个男人是有着特殊的身份的,她早就一脚把李岩给踢飞出去了。

她在心里安慰自己:没事的,这男人以后不娶我就要娶小云。不是我老公就是我女婿,反正都是一家人。既然是一家人,在我受伤时做出些非常措施就是可以理解的了。

这时候,水潭里的岳云突然开口道:“对了,我突然想到一件事。义母大人受伤不能自己穿衣,我不能出水来帮你穿衣,但是李少侠是活动自如的啊,让他帮你披上衣服再给你治伤如何?干嘛非要前心后背的团团转,你们这是庸人自扰之啊。”

“噗嗤!”李岩和岳飞同时吐血,两人一起大汗,原来刚才两人都没有想到还有这么简单的解决办法啊……李岩是一直活在不靠谱和没节操的世界里太久了,所以已经开始思维扭曲到不靠谱中了,岳飞则是因为背后的刺身被看到,一时之间方寸大乱没仔细想。

现在岳云一,两人才想起来,让李岩帮忙披个衣服不就行了?干嘛简单的事搞得这么暧昧?

李岩赶紧飘身过去,捡起水潭边的衣服,披到了岳飞的身上,同时还把岳云的衣服也拨拉了一下,推到了水潭边的一块石头上,方便岳云偷偷地捡起来穿上。

完成这一切,李岩这才再次坐到了岳飞的背后,道:“现在你穿上衣服了,看不到你的纹身了,我可以坐在背后了吧?”

“这就没问题了!”岳飞道:“赶紧治好伤吧,我还要回京面圣呢。”

“面圣?”李岩突然轻叹道:“岳元帅,你回不去了,我不会让你回去的。”

“嗯?”岳飞眉头微皱,她本是聪明多智之人,不然也不会有那么强大的兵法了,刚才因为尴尬,才乱七八糟了一会儿,但现在穿上衣服,灵台已经回复清明,一听李岩的话,便明白过来:“哦,对了,刚才你和燕狂徒搭过话,看来你们是一伙儿的,你也是要来绑架我的么?”

李岩头道:“没错,我是来绑架你的,以前不敢说,现在你受了重伤,我便说出来也无妨了,岳元帅还请不要抵抗,乖乖让我绑走吧,省得咱们打起来,多不好啊。”

岳飞脸色惨变,突然紧了紧自己的衣领:“那……我母亲的信也是假的?你……你不是母亲介绍来相亲的?”

“啥?”李岩道:“信当然是真的啊,我是奉你母亲之命来绑架你的,你说那信是怎么回事?相亲?不是……不是介绍我是抗金义士的信么?我奉你母亲之命,以抗金义士的名义来接近你,然后才方便绑架你的,这是你母亲制定的计策呢。”

见李岩的表情十分惊讶,显然那封信的内容他是不知道,如此一来,他就不可能是伪造信的,不然哪有伪造信的人不知道信的内容的道理?再加上他后面那番解释,岳飞松了口气:“信是真的就好……那就……咳咳……母亲大人就是太喜欢恶搞了。”

李岩汗道:“别左顾而言他,那封信究竟怎么回事?你为什么说是相亲信?”

岳飞支支唔唔,不肯说。

却听远处的岳云哼哼道:“有什么不敢说的?我来说……奶奶在信里说,她务色了一个英俊好少年,武功高强,人品又好。而且这个好少年还几次三番救过她的命,对咱们岳家有大恩大德,说是介绍你来和我们见个面……当然,奶奶又说了,少侠脸皮薄,如果直接告诉你是来相亲,你是不肯北上的,于是就假意说你是抗金义士……其实真实的情况就是来见见我和义母,让我们看看哪个人喜欢你,大的小的随便挑一个招你做女婿……”

“噗嗤!”李岩吐血,我的个天啊,岳老夫人,不带你这么恶搞的啊。她这一封信真的是好多玄机啊,一方面这封信欺骗了岳飞,让李岩有机会下手绑架她。另一方面也隐瞒了李岩,把他骗去相亲。这简直是一石二鸟,坑爹到死的节奏啊。用老狐狸三个字来形容岳老夫人,一都不过份。

他现在总算是明白了,当初刚刚递出信时,岳云一看就脸红,然后赶紧把信收了起来,还问他看过没有。后来岳飞看了信也赶紧收起来,同样问他看过没有。这封信是这么离谱的内容,人家两母女当然要来问他一声。

岳飞道:“既然你是来绑架我的,现在我又受了重伤,看来是反抗不得,那你打算把我绑去哪里?”

李岩摊手:“还能去哪里?当然是立即带你去见岳老夫人,她也太不靠谱了,我非找她理论不可。”

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