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第八七七萌、我们太机智了

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几十名御林军被打得东倒西歪,唐宝牛和方恨少两人显然十分得意,洋洋自得地哈哈大笑。更多小说ltxsba.com

李岩心里不禁大汗,一般的武林人物,若是出手放倒了几十个普通的御林军士兵,通常都没有好什么得意的地方,除非是放倒了几十个武林高手,或许还有一得意的资本。

但是这唐宝牛和方恨少两人,连这种小事也能把尾巴翘上天,实在是……完全没有武林人物的风范。

米苍穹大为恼怒:“你们还要和这几个逗逼玩多久?多去几个人,赶紧给我把他们收拾了。”

御林军士兵得了令,从大部队中分出了一百来人,吆喝着组成了一个半圆形的阵势,向着三大寇围了过去。不过他们一围过去就发现情况不大对了,原来温柔温大小姐刚才为了捡刀,离开了大路,走进了树林,现在三大寇所站的位置,地形着实复杂。

在那样的地方,御林军很难结成阵势,结果刚钻进树林去,御林军就乱了,一百多人的队伍,被山石、大树、古怪的藤蔓分割成了十几人的小队,散乱地在树林里钻行。

唐宝牛哈哈一声笑,窜向一只御林军小队,只听到“碰碰碰”拳头着肉的声音不时地响起,不多一会儿,那一队御林军又尽数倒地。

方恨少则迎向另一只队伍,她的身子轻轻飘起,动作非常轻盈,脚尖在山石与树木之间连。飞快地窜跃。身子仿佛化为了一道光影。在树林间窜来窜去,那一只御林军小队看她在眼前到处飘飞,眼睛都看得花了,不知道什么时候,她已经飘入了那一队人中,随后御林军就倒了一地,都被她中了穴道。

米苍穹的眼睛咪了起来,声音终于开始转为阴沉:“御林军。回来……”

那一群御林军都是京城里的老爷兵,本来就不喜欢打打杀杀的,巴不得早撤回去,听到米公公的命令,立即哄地一声退出了树林,又回到了大道中间。

米苍穹这才重新下令道:“小的们,你们去。”

五名太监高手了头,脚尖轻轻一,飞跃进了树林。其中两名迎向了唐宝牛,两名迎向方恨少。一名则走向了温柔。

唐宝牛见来了大内高手,精神一振。哈哈笑道:“对付本巨侠,用区区两人就想打赢吗?本巨侠刚刚才放倒了几十个……”他话音刚落,两名太监高手已到面前,唐宝牛挥拳砸过去,一名太监也挥拳一架。

只听到“碰”地一声响,太监只退了两步就拿桩站稳,显然没吃多大的亏。唐宝牛楞了楞,另一名太监则突然揉身而上,一拳捣向唐宝牛的面门。她吓了一大跳,赶紧偏头退避,但那太监却突然变了个招,这一拳中途转弯,打在了她的肩头上,将她健美的身躯打跌在地,滚了好几滚才算脱离了险境,身上的衣服沾满了泥土和落叶,看起来颇为狼狈。

唐宝牛惊叫道:“哎哟,子扎手!”

旁边的方恨少将手里的书本一合,笑道:“阿牛,你说话怎么这么没水准?什么子扎手,这简直就是江湖黑话,只有贼寇才说的。”

唐宝牛哼哼道:“我们是七大寇,就是贼寇,说黑话有什么不对?你还有空来和我说话,不是也有两个太监对着你去了?”

方恨少哈哈笑道:“别以为我像你那么菜,我可是很厉害的。”

唐宝牛翻了翻白眼。

这时,两名太监高手已经到了方恨少的面前,一柄剑,一柄刀,同时砍向了方恨少。

只见方恨少的身子突然轻飘飘地飞了起来,她不向后退,也不向旁边躲,而是笔直地迎面冲向了两名太监,那两个太监微微一楞,心想:你不怕被刀剑砍死么?

却见方恨少的身子一扭,居然从那一刀一剑中间非常狭窄的间隔中穿了过来,陡然出现在了那两名太监高手面前极近的地方,近得连鼻尖都差要撞到了鼻尖。两名大监大惊,在这么近的距离里,他们砍出去的武器已经来不及收回,只听到噗噗两声轻响,方恨少已经中了二人的穴道。

这时,最后一名太监高手正走向温柔,温柔拿着刚刚从取回来的刀,挥了两个刀花,那太监高手正是曾经和温柔交手过半招的,只半招就震飞了温柔的刀,但因为太害怕,他震飞刀之后自己反倒逃跑了,丢脸丢到了家,这次是来找回场的。

这太监高手认真地对温柔道:“小姑娘,你乖乖的,不要反抗,我就不伤你……”

温柔用右手拿着刀,本来看样子是要反抗的,但她突然把刀收了,伸出一只左手,用纤纤玉指指着太监高手的背后,叫道:“哎哟,你别光看我了,快看你背后,有强敌要来偷袭你了。像这种偷袭别人的行为,我是很鄙视的,所以那个偷袭你的人虽然是我的朋友,我还是忍不住要提醒你。”

太监以手抚额:“小姑娘,你武功不好打不过我,也不要用这么低劣的慌话来骗人啊,难道我像是这么傻的人?连这么傻的骗术也会中?我如果转过身去,你就从背后砍我一刀,对吗?可是……就算我背对着你,你也砍不中我的……”

这人话音未落,突然感觉背心一麻,原来“书到用时”方恨少已经飘到了他的背后,一指中了他的穴道。

太监高手的脸上露出古怪之极的神色,缓缓地软倒了下去。

方恨少拍了拍手,对着另一边还在苦的唐宝牛笑道:“阿牛,要不要我来帮你?”

唐宝牛怒道:“不要你帮!”

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