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第九五零萌、偷学玉女心经

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小龙女道:“哼!”

杨过笑道:“好的,好的,我们现在就开始练吧。”

两师徒伸出手掌抵在一起,开始行功。不多时,就见两人的声音上蒸腾起了热气,这也就是玉女心经必须脱了衣服练的原因,如果不脱衣服,这些热气就要人的命了。

李岩低声问李莫愁道:“口决背好了吗?”

李莫愁笑嘻嘻地了头道:“背下来了,这下好啦,不用你去完成那个什么誓言,咱们也能练师门绝学了,不过……这样偷学武功是不是有不太好啊。”

李岩笑道:“没啥不好的,你如果是个坏人,这样就不好。但你是个好人,学师门的武功也不是为了做坏事,有啥不能学的?来,咱们赶紧练吧,这东西必须两个人一起练,我也得陪你一起练。”

两人稍稍走开了一,钻到远处的草丛中,李岩二话不说,就开始宽衣解带……

李莫愁犹豫了一下,但想到反正都是给李岩看,没什么关系,于是也用颤抖的手慢慢地脱去身上的衣裙。

李岩忍不住就要仔细地看她,只见李莫愁的身体比起小龙女来成熟了不少,胸部大上好几个罩杯,腰也更显细软,臀部也更丰满,如果说穿着衣服来看,两女都像仙女一般,那么脱了衣服再来看,小龙女还是像仙女,李莫愁却有像魔鬼了。

在此时此景,男人其实更喜欢魔鬼!

李岩险些就忍不住要伸手把李莫愁给抱过来,但想到她一和自己亲热马上要吐血,只好强行按振下了冲动,两人盘膝面对面坐好,各自伸出手掌与对方相连,开始运行玉女心经,这门功夫说起来好像很牛逼,但李莫愁早已经有古墓内功做为根基,修习起来毫不困难。而李岩号称满分男可不是白说的,任何功课一看就明,一学就会,也是毫不费力就入了门。

两人静坐了一会儿,身上开始冒出淡淡的热气。

也不知道过了多久,远处突然想起脚步声,随后有一男一女两人,一边说话,一边走了过来。李岩听到有人靠近,不禁吓了一跳,心想:我和李莫愁倒是没事,我们修习玉女心经时间尚短,还没进入某个境界,不怕走火入魔,但来人若是打扰到了小龙女和杨过,只怕有麻烦。

肢步声越来越近,不一会儿,一男一女两个道士就走到了花丛外,李岩不认识这两人,只见他们的装扮像是全真教,若是外人来这里,李岩肯定直接出手赶走,但来的是全真教的人,他倒是不便轻举妄动了,一来全真教是友非敌,二来这里是终南山,人家全真教的地盘,全真道士出现在这里再正常不过,没有赶人家走的道理。

只听那男道士阴笑道:“师妹,我已经想到要你做什么了,你……”

女道士不等他说,抢先道:“你苦苦逼我,为了何来?难道我就不知?你不过想做第三代弟子的首座弟子,将来好做我教的掌门人。”

男道士冷笑道:“你不守清规,犯了我教的大戒,怎能再做首座弟子?乖乖听我的,把首座弟子的位置让给我,我就不把你造谣生事,又妄图勾搭男人的事说出去。”

女道士气得全身颤抖,但显然有把柄在那男道士手里,反抗不得,只好低声道:“我明白了,首座弟子让给你便是,你不要再死缠着我不放了。”

男道士得意洋洋地道:“我要你做的事岂止这么简单一件?嘿嘿嘿……还有一个要求,你也得给我乖乖的照办。”

那女道士脸色微变道:“你还要什么?”

男道士突然将裤子向下一脱,露出一个丑物,迎风甩了两下,阴笑道:“过来给我舔……”

“你……”女道士大怒:“你怎么如此无耻?”

那男道士大笑道:“我就是这么无耻,咋了?允许你散布假消息引男人上山,再从中务色长得帅的勾搭,就不许我捏着你的把柄逼你就范么?”说到这里他顿了顿,又笑道:“你勾搭男人不就是为了做这种事么?师兄我满足你便是了,嘿嘿嘿……保证操得你死去活来。”

女道士脸色惨变:“我……我虽然……确实有不守清规……但是……我才不要和你这种又丑又恶民,行事又邪恶的废物做那种事……我要找个武功高强的帅哥,要有正义感的……”

男道士大笑道:“不和我做?却去便宜那些外人,哪有这么好的事,我警告你,乖乖过来把我服侍舒服,以后做我的xìng奴,不然你的那些丑事,我全部禀报给祖师爷,看她老人家怎么治你。”

女道士怒道:“不要!”

男道士假装转身要走:“那我去找祖师爷说话去……”

“站住!”女道士突然向前一步,追上那男道士,挥剑刺去。

那男道士全是一也不怕,笑道:“怎么?想杀我灭口?嘿……你我艺出同门,武艺相差仿佛,你想杀我是绝不可能的……咱们就一边打,一边到祖师爷面前评评理去。”他也抽出一柄长剑,与女道士战至一处。

两人使的都是全真剑法,内功高低和招式精妙程度果然相差无已,这一打起来,瞬间就过了几十招,来来回回,刀光剑影,却是半天都分不出胜负。

李岩看着这一幕,心中总有似曾相似的感觉,究竟是在什么地方看到过类似的情节呢?但是一男一女两个道士打架的情节,好像在《神雕侠侣》和《射雕英雄传》里面都没有啊……对了,这个世界是娘化的,但是……如果是两个男道士道打架,在这个世界就会变成两个女道士打架,一男一女究竟是闹哪门的妖蛾子?

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