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第一零一零萌、熊孩子的恶作剧

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江小鱼对李岩道:“哼哼,这次可不是假的,自尽这种事是拿来逗你玩,但是脱衣服什么的,只要我下了令,她绝对不带半犹豫,你有种过来打我小屁股,哼哼!看你怎么赔偿她的名节。”

李岩无语,这简直比熊孩子还要熊孩子啊,伤不起了啊。瞪了那个宫女一眼道:“从理论上来说,你应该优先听我的命令吧?毕竟邀月是看在我的面子上,才让你们听这熊孩子话的。”

那宫女居然乖乖地福了福道:“没错,理论上奴婢理应先听您的命令……但是……您刚刚才来,还没和宫主大人见到面,宫主大人也还没有下达新的命令,现在奴婢只能按旧命令行事,也就只能忧先听小鱼儿的话。誓死保护小主子,别说她要奴婢脱衣服,就算让奴婢跳瀑布也会立即照办。您可别过来,再走一步,奴婢就脱了。”

李岩翻了翻白眼,伤不起啊,算了,不和小萝莉一般见识了,抬脚就往里面走。

走过一截入宫的甬道,眼前豁然开郎,后宫的广场出现在了面前,一大群女学生正在广场上练武,由于后宫与外宫是分割开来的,这里从来没有男人走动,妹子们比较随意,练武功的时候身体处于高强度的运动之中,发热量大,妹子们几乎都没有穿宽大的外袍,也没有穿长裙。

李岩随眼一扫,就看到一片肉光致致,雪白的胳膊和大腿简直就像海浪一样花花地翻动,满脸数不尽的春色。远处有一个妹子穿着紧身的短袖短裤,整条长腿都暴露在外,而且她练的是腿法,长脚不停地踢起来,在半空中翻飞,看得李岩眼都花了。

一个妹子上半身只穿着一条白色的抹胸在练剑法,肚脐和香肩锁骨全都吹着风,随着她的身体扭转挥剑,整个上半身的线条都在不断地变幻,那条小胸围子差一便要掉下来似的。

这两个妹子绝非个案,而是广场上大多数的妹子都是这样穿。老实说,她们如果全脱光了,反而没那么好看,偏就是这种脱了一大半,还剩着一布遮掩住最重要的地方,最让男人不能把执,李岩眼珠子都快要凸了出来。

“大胆,哪里来的男人,尽敢偷窥移花宫后宫?”一个年轻的女子飞了过来,真的是飞过来的,她从广场边的一座屋上飞起,在半空中滑过了数丈之遥的距离,手里的长剑笔直地指着李岩,带着一股凛冽之极的剑气。

“天外飞仙!”这妹子居然还有空喊出了自己剑法的名字。

“哈,原来是叶孤城姑娘,几年前在满清皇宫咱们曾见过一次,你还记得我么?”李岩轻轻一侧身,闪过了叶孤城的长剑,自己最厉害的绝招“天外飞仙”居然被李岩轻轻松松地避开,吓了叶孤城一跳,不知这男人是何来历,赶紧向后翻飞了好几丈才敢落地,一双警惕的眼睛锁定在李岩的身上。

同一时间,西门吹雪也刺了一剑过来,她和叶孤城虽然是宿敌,但同时也是好友,有着非常复杂的感情。本来她站在旁边没打算出手,见李岩轻松避开了“天外飞仙”,害怕叶孤城吃亏,赶紧也挺起自己的长剑刺了过来,结果她的长剑也落了空,李岩的身子一转一拐,就脱出了两人的夹击圈,微笑着看她们。

两人盯着李岩的脸看了半天,这才恍然大悟:“你就是在满清皇宫破坏我们决斗的那个小太监,你害我们两个人一起留级,还敢来此?”

李岩苦笑:“我可没想害你们留级,当时我捣乱也是情非得已,话说回来,你们现在几年级了?”

两个妹子一起怒道:“凭什么告诉你?”

花月奴突然插口道:“她们两个现在是大学二年级。”

“大二?升得好快。”李岩道。

却不料两个妹子一起转头向花月奴抗议道:“花老师,你搞错了吧?我们前不久出生入死的为学校立了大功,现在应该是大三。”

花月奴摇了摇头:“你们本来是大三,但是刚才得罪了宫主的贵客李岩,还向他出剑,这是严重的违纪,所以必须留级,现在已经是大二了。”

“噗!”两个妹子吐血扑倒在地,不停的打摆子:“我们升个级容易么?这么随便就给人留级,不活了啦……”

十人恶妞在旁边看着西门吹雪和叶孤城的惨状,心里暗自庆幸:还好,我们得罪李岩的时候花老师还没来,没有亲眼见到我们向李岩出手,所以没有直接给我们留级,万幸万幸啊,还有补救的机会。

这时广场上的女学生们已经看到有男人进来了,一大群衣衫不整的妹子发出各种高分贝的尖叫声,有捂着胸口尖叫,声如黄鹂的。有捂着大腿尖叫叫,声如喜鹊的。也有压根就不捂胸也不捂腿,反倒向着李岩冲过来,叫声犹如母猫的。还有就是捂着脸的聪明女子,我让你看我的身体,但你却不知道我是谁,这就不丢人了……

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