第一零三六萌、赏善罚恶二使到来
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李岩当上皇帝之后才发现,管理天下其实不见得多难,只要懂得在合适的时候使用合适的人才,不要自己胡乱插手,不要独断专行,不要偏听偏信就差不多了,比如刘伯温、胡唯庸、李善长等人,都是管理天下一等一的好手,李岩就算不告诉他们任何后世的管理知识,他们也能把国家管理得井井有条。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
真正困难的是管理自己的后宫,那个地方实在是太恐怖了,每天都有刀光剑影,拳劲掌风,飞镖暗器……当然,李岩现在的武功其实不太怕这些乱七八糟的东西,最让他害怕的还是那些妹子奇葩的个性,在后宫里走一圈就得吐血数斗,要是一直逗留在后宫就不用活了。
所以今天一大早,李岩就躲到了前殿来开朝会,朝堂上的文武百官都是新选出来的,以前那些贪污受贿,罔顾国家的奸臣都被处理掉了,现在还能留在朝堂上的大致都是忠臣。李岩随便拿了些后世的管理手段出来,就把文武百官说得三呼万岁,大叫圣上英明,嗯,感觉还不错,不像后宫那些妹子完全就不给面子啊。
“皇上,金国马上就要完蛋了,咱们的三路大军已经快要打到金国的都城。金国贵族现在都在向北逃跑,大侠萧秋水带着神州结义的小伙伴在北边狙杀这些家伙。”一名大臣出来报告。
李岩哦了一声,原来萧秋水在做这事啊,难怪一直没回来,也好,这家伙要是回来,后宫就更乱了,尤其是腹黑女唐柔,绝对是个大祸害。
“接下来的战略还请皇上示下。”
李岩皱着眉头想了半响:“灭了金国之后休整一下军队,然后就准备对付蒙古,那个才是咱们真正的敌人。”
“蒙古?”大臣们都觉得不解:“那只是个野人蛮族,威胁实在不大。”
这个世界上知道蒙古很厉害的人,其实也就只有李岩一个,不过李岩现在手上实力极强,对蒙古也不是很放在心上了,推倒蒙古也只是时间问题,大宋毕竟国力强劲,只要自己不犯二,绝对没有灭亡的可能性。历史上的大宋可以说富甲全球,唯一的问题就是皇帝大臣全是二货,结果最后才被蒙元所灭。
“好无聊呀!”李岩在龙椅上打了个滚:“这个世界没乐子了。”
大臣们一起大汗,这个皇帝实力太强,不光压制住了整个天下的军队,而且还压制住了整个武林,如今的大宋四海升平,确实没啥事可做了,咋办好?刘伯温抠了抠头,站出来道:“皇上,实在没事干的话,要不要选秀女?”
“噗!”李岩吐了一口血:“你要害死我么?后宫还不够乱?”
大臣们一起默然……
确实,自大宋朝建立几百年来,现在的后宫是最乱的,站在皇宫外面都能看到后宫里一片混乱,偶尔会有刀枪剑戢暗器什么的东西从后宫里飞出来落到皇宫外面,现在御林军都不敢离后宫太近,怕飞出什么暗器误伤。如此彪悍的后宫,已经开了前人未有之先河。
大臣们抱着脑袋开始苦想,给皇上找什么乐子好呢?
正在大殿里一片寂静的时候,突然宫门“碰”地一声被人撞开了,守在门口的御林军刚刚向前走了一步就被击飞,来人的武功显然极高,御林军被击飞出了数丈之远,狼狈不堪地落地,居然被了穴道动弹不得。只见两个带着鬼脸面具的女人缓缓地走了进来。一个女人的面具是笑脸,另一个女人的面具却是哭脸。
“呔,何方大胆妖人,居然敢硬闯皇宫?”大臣们纷纷怒了,不过怒完之后就立即往柱子后面一缩,这些家伙都是文官,可没本事上去找人单条,对付来敌是士兵的工作。
大群的侍卫涌了上去,那两个戴着面具的女人手脚随意挥酒,每一下都有数个侍卫被了穴道击飞出来,两人如入无人之境,居然就这样大摇大摆地一直走到了金銮殿上,站到了李岩的面前。
“哟!”李岩一下子来了精神:“你们两个是谁?来干嘛的?看起来很厉害的样子。”
戴笑脸面具的女人道:“我叫张三。”
戴哭脸面具的女人道:“我叫李四。”
李岩楞了楞:“赏善罚恶二使!原来是来发请贴喝腊八粥的。”
张三郁闷地道:“你倒是聪明,一眼就看出来了我们是谁。说起来这件事咱们就有气,咱们奉命来邀请中原各家各派的掌门人和帮主到侠客岛上去喝腊八粥,没想到在中原转了一大圈,居然找不到几个掌门人,除了长乐帮帮主石破天被我们请到之外,别的掌门个个都不在家里,据说全都被你收入后宫了,你要不要这么丧心病狂?你让咱们的腊八粥找谁喝去?”
李岩抹了一把汗:“这个嘛……咳咳……这是个意外,人家也不想的。对了,少林派的掌门人可不在我的后宫,你们不要污蔑我,我这人什么都喜欢,就是不喜欢光头。”
张三郁闷地道:“少林寺的掌门被你搞得出家还俗不干了,现在一大群和尚光头正在争夺掌门之位,咱们也没法邀请到一个像样的。先不说那些秃子了,还是来说别的掌门吧,你把她们请出来见个面,咱们好发腊八粥的请贴。”
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