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第五章 清晨的杀必死,和谐的3年h班

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“春原你个魂淡,给我站住,是不是你又欺负我妹妹???”教室外面传来一声大喊。

“不要啊杏,不是我啊,听我说啊!!就我啊枫!冈崎!”某金发生物飞快的跑进了教室。

“今天就是神来了也救不了你,给我受死吧!”杏一声大喊,一本《精装英汉大字典》出现在了手中,然后以超过音速的速度飞向了前方的某金发生物。

“啊!!!”某金发生物一声大喊,因为他中招了,然后华丽丽的飞向了叶萧。

“接住我啊枫!”金发生物像是看到了救星一般对着叶萧大喊道。

“嘿嘿放心,我会好好接著你的!”阴暗的笑声啊,然后叶萧慢慢的举起了手,手中赫然正是杏刚刚丢过来的《精装英汉大字典》—什么这本字典会出现在叶萧手中呢?这个问题依然问得好,因为刚刚的字典砸到某金发生物后就非常‘巧合’的飞到了叶萧的手中

“喝!”叶萧一声大喝,手中的字典也是以超过音速的速度击中了某金发生物。

“来得好!”杏大喊一声,两只手中各自出现了一本字典,再次投掷向了春原。

“你也不赖!”叶萧同样大喊一声,接住了依然是非常‘巧合’的飞来的字典,再次扔向了某金发生物。

“就用这招来定胜负吧!”叶萧大喊一声,手中速度依然不慢,又有十几本字典砸中了某金发生物,某金发生物再次飞向了杏。

“好啊!”杏大声回答道,再次发出了十几本攻向了某金发生物。

“喝啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!天降非典!!!”叶萧一声大喝,教室的天花板上突兀的出现了无数本字典砸向了某金发生物。

“喝啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!字典乱舞!!!”杏同样一声大吼,手中的字典飞快的甩向了某金发生物,字典在飞行的过程中一变十,十变百,百变千然后击中了某金发生物。

“最后一击!喝啊啊啊啊啊!!!吾所持典之封。钢铁为目,而树木为页。掷出字典以达万余。不知失败。亦不知胜利▲承受痛苦而创造诸多字典』而,留下的只有字数。固我所祈求:‘无限字典制’!”激烈的咆哮声,雄浑的声音渗透了在场每一个人的灵魂,叶萧的绝招震撼了每个人的心。

此时叶萧的背景已经变成了一片的血红色,天空中布满了数不清的十字架,十字架慢慢的旋转着,数不清的字典漂浮在空中,亦有数不清的字典布满大地。此时你可以在这里看到无数的著名字典,有《中字幕解析》、《白金版精装牛精大字典》,等等等等

“来吧!!!喝啊啊啊啊啊!!!沉睡在异空间中的字典啊。听我的召唤。回应我的灵魂≮混沌的领导下突破空间的阻碍。停留在字典中最神秘的空间∑握吾之敌的意志。破灭吾之敌的灵魂。‘真·字典乱舞’!”同样霸气的声音,震撼的是每个人的精神,振动的是每个人的意识。

杏奋力的投出了手中的《英汉解析》,字典在空中发出一道炫丽的彩色光华,一本字典瞬间变成了无数本的字典,满天的字典砸向了某金发生物。

“轰!!!轰!!!轰!!!啊!!!”连续的轰动声换来的是无比凄惨的吼叫声。‘无限字典制’与‘真·字典乱舞’的碰撞,平局!

“呵呵,你不错嘛,居然能抵挡住我的‘无限字典制’。”叶萧笑着对杏说道,丝毫没有理被两人的必杀技轰入墙中的某金发生物。

“你也不错,上课了,有时间在较量较量吧。”杏笑了笑,然后坐回了自己的座位,两人都是华丽丽的无视了墙中的某金发生物,造成的后果就是所有人都华丽丽的无视了那只某金发生物。

“枫!你好厉害啊,居然能和杏的‘真·字典乱舞’打成平局”冈崎一脸震惊的说道。

“呵呵,还好。”叶萧谦虚的笑道。

“喂!那边的,上课不要随便乱说话。”真仪瑠对着叶萧这边大喊道。

“真仪瑠老师,不要管了,我请你吃巧克力棒?”叶萧诱惑到。

“什么?区区巧克力棒?你也”

话没说完便被叶萧打断:“1年份!”

“区区1年份你就想”

“10年份!”

重量级的诱惑直接导致的就是真仪瑠的无语,“50年份。”

面对如此的诱惑,真仪瑠终于是欲(河蟹)望战胜了理智,“成交!同学们不要管他,我们继续上课。”

“呵呵,我们继续。”叶萧拉了拉傻眼的冈崎。

“呃没什么好说的了。”冈崎无语道。

“切,没劲,我出去转转,不要来打扰我哦。”说完叶萧走出了教室,所有人都选择了华丽丽的无视他。

PS:对于第三章本人把深夏写成了真冬的妹妹本人真是感到万分的抱歉,请求大家原谅。还有对于刚炼金术士童鞋的提议,本人觉得单一的和谐动漫没有意思,乱入人物和剧情能够增加更多的乐趣,乱入的打斗的动漫只有《FateSayNght》这一个,以后这一卷不会再有打斗的动漫了,就酱紫。

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