第7章
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接下来的几天郭菲发现她不只住在叶明隽屋里,还住进爱慕叶明隽的罪恶深渊里。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
刚开始以为自己一时发神经很快恢复理智,可是每天的每天过去了,总是会想到叶明隽和她说话时的温柔眼神,像漆黑天空里静闪的星,烁亮但很温暖。还有他的音声沉稳喑哑,很性感。以及他睿智的话语,这些种种,关于他的,害她沦陷无法自拔。
关于他的想像越来越过分了!有时想得很美,譬如姊夫如果是跟她生活他们可以做哪些事。有时想得很揪心,譬如姊姊发现她有非分之想,跟家人一起唾弃她……到最后,郭菲想到昏头晕脑,彻夜失眠,满腔的罪恶感。
她亟需与人倾诉烦恼,她憋得快疯了。于是,趁着这天庄凯文来参观新居,她跟凯文倾诉心事。
“……你觉得呢?瞒着姊姊住在姊夫家里,我是不是错了?”
庄凯文说:“这有什么错?很好啊!亲戚之间就是要互相帮忙,瞒着你那势利的姊姊是对的,那女人爱慕虚荣又骄傲,从不正眼看我。我可是六星饭店的首席管家,她有那么了不起吗?我可是招待过玛丽亚x莉跟汤姆x鲁斯这种国际巨星的庄凯文,搞清楚!”
凯文讲得义愤填膺,但且看看他一身打扮,私底下的庄凯文衣着真的很惊悚,莫怪郭菲那位高雅严谨的姊姊用白眼瞪他。
好比今日,他一身庞克装,戴骷髅头银饰,刻意抓成刺猬状的褐色头发,大胆画黑的烟熏眼妆,这副德行讲起招待过的那些巨星,可信度很低啊!
郭菲早习惯庄凯文臭屁他的职业,他以管家职业为荣,敬业乐业,郭菲有时很羡慕他。像她,到现在都还没遇过可以让自己很投入的工作。
庄凯文打量着屋内环境,走来走去。郭菲又追着他,问得更露骨了。
“可是……我还发现,我脑子里一直想着姊夫,我好像喜欢上他了,怎么办?”
庄凯文拿出心爱的PRAT契斯特紫红笔记本,检查环境边做笔记。
“我建议你换掉一些东西,都什么年代了,这种桌椅真是老土,我看了很难受啊!”
“凯文……别管房子,我正在跟你讲心事,你有认真听吗?我说我好像喜欢上我姊夫了……这很严重吧?”
“天啊!这实在太严重了!你看看这里,看看这厨房的纱窗都破了好几个洞了,我帮你约时间叫工人换,老房子最怕的就是蚊虫啊……”
唉,他没在听吧?郭菲烦躁道:“纱窗破了用透明胶带黏一黏就好了啦!喂!我刚刚说的你听见没?我暗恋我姊夫,姊夫喔。”这样讲不只是露骨了,简直剖心剖肺够坦白了。
庄凯文嚷嚷:“这是什么?这个塑胶垃圾桶上面竟然还有无敌铁金刚的卡通图案,天啊天啊!太恐怖了?”凯文捻起塑胶垃圾桶,就像发现什么丑陋的怪物。“这一定要扔掉,啧啧啧,怎么大家都这么不在乎生活品味啊,太可怕了吧!我带你去买新的,我知道几个设计师设计的垃圾桶非常优,你什么时候跟我去挑?”
我快疯了!她是在鸡同鸭讲吗?她翻白眼,她跺脚。“就一个垃圾桶,用哪一种随便啦,还需要特地去买?楼下五金行买一买就不错用了,这有什么值得讨论?我要问你的是——”
“郭菲!”庄凯文手插腰,以一八0的身高俯视渺小的郭菲,伸出一根手指很愤慨地说:“这不只是垃圾桶的问题,这是品味的问题!当然要讨论。”
厚、烦捏。郭菲手插腰,站定脚跟,仰着脸瞪回去。
“住这里的是我,拜托收敛一下你龟毛的品味,对我来说垃圾桶不值得讨论,因为我不Care垃圾桶是方的圆的白的黑的OK?我现在比较想跟你讨论的是我发现我暗恋姊夫的事,OK?”
“所以这个才值得讨论?宝贝,等你跟你姊夫上床再来跟我讨论!”
“嗄?!”什……什么上床?这是光速级的进度吧?她光是偷偷暗恋姊夫就已经很罪恶感了,现在竟直接讨论到“上床”两字,郭菲有直接跌落地狱的感觉。
庄凯文想了想,说:“好吧、如果有跟姊夫接吻的话,也算是值得讨论的范围。”
“啊?接……吻?”郭菲面红耳赤,该死的庄凯文,她脑子里的遐想瞬间破表,直接朝限制级方向奔去,即使设法用理智拦阻但仍有无力回天之感。吻?吻?!想像姊夫的嘴唇覆住了她的嘴唇,他的鼻息吹拂在她的脸面……现在郭菲觉得自己不但跌落地狱还永世不得超生,请问那边那个滚沸的油锅是为她准备的吗?请问那座刀山是要留给她爬的吗?还有那片钉床是为她预备的吗?呵呵呵,好样的,郭菲你怎么办呦!郭菲痴痴傻笑,眼神恍惚,情绪好分裂。
凯文将笔杆夹在右耳上。“所以呢?跟姊夫上床没有?”
郭菲猛地回神,咆哮道:“当然没有,笨蛋!”
“接吻呢?”
“也没有接吻!他是我姊夫我疯了吗?纯粹是我在暗恋,OK?”
“OK!”庄凯文耸肩,摊摊手。“所以你们没上床也没接吻,那么请问我们到底还要讨论什么?喔,我知道了,讨论你脑袋里那些游来游去难以捉摸的小蝌蚪似地一刻也停不下来的遐想吗?好比说如果我跟姊夫xx?如果我跟总统xx?如果我跟布莱德彼特或刘德华,甚至跟全台北最英俊的管家庄凯文xxxxx……诸如此类的遐想吗?那个叫幻想,幻想是在脑子里发生的,是假的,假的不构成犯罪,犯罪是要真的身体力行,不然的话一堆作家都要被关进监牢了,OK?”
没犯罪?郭菲嘴巴合拢,眼睛眯起,振作精神。“所以……意思是我暗恋姊夫没关系?”油锅钉床刀山可免?
“郭菲!脑袋里想得再乱七八糟都不犯法,只要你姊夫他身上的某个地方不要跟你身上的某个地方不小心放在同一个地方里,那就无所谓,懂吗?”
“天啊!你好下流!”
“我只是讲得够白,你要听更明白的版本吗?”
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