ISSUE 03 四人的晚餐
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我们都是务实的好孩子,花哨浪漫的昨晚相亲已经使过了,今天的四人晚餐便选择了一家颇负盛名的火锅店,团团围坐一起不但其乐融融,而且能折射出大家都是“自己人”的亲昵感。更多小说ltxsba.com
可惜这种亲昵感在脸色始终阴晴莫测的匡恒面前显得极其薄弱。我猜他服务的那家外企做钢铁生意的,长久耳濡目染下整个人从里到外发散着钢铁般坚不可摧的气质;挂着钢铁般无坚不摧的表情,看久了我都替他受累。
小蓝大概明白以及了解我为什么坚称“咱俩没戏”了。她频频对我干笑,手臂不时捅一下英伟,英伟跟着干笑,然后左看匡恒一眼,右看我一眼,捏着菜单半天不说话,等在一边的服务员转着眼球不解我们这桌诡异的氛围。
匡恒沉如泰山,径自端起茶杯喝茶,一副置身事外的样子,他不会不清楚其他三人因为他的态度而尴尬,但他似乎挺享受。
我向他学习努力当自己是路人甲,眼睛越过对面的小两口飘到窗外欣赏街景,装傻谁不会?
英伟没辙了,开口问:“羊肉锅怎么样?”
小蓝附和道:“羊肉锅好呀,现在春寒料峭的,吃这个温补。”
突然脚被踢了一下,我回神瞥小蓝,她扯唇丢了个眼色,我头,“可以,我没意见。”
然后咱仨外加服务员齐齐盯住匡恒,该反射弧超长男这会儿总算感受到了四面八方涌来的注视,他放下茶杯耸耸肩,“OK,羊肉锅。”
我们松口气,服务员笑了,“那请问你们还要些小菜么?”
小蓝急于打破僵局,她欢乐的报了几个菜名,拉着英伟兴高采烈的问:“要不再上几瓶啤酒?”
英伟马上对服务员说:“四瓶啤酒。”
“你开车的,”匡恒冷不防出声,很淡却掷地有声,“喝可乐吧。”
他一句话浇熄好不容易燃烧起来的小火苗,小蓝不禁眼角抽搐,我则冒出一个邪恶的念头,轻描淡写的说:“碳酸饮料好像对人身体不利,特别是男人……”
他应声斜来一眼,我挑眉,心说反正没戏了,跟你犯不着拿腔拿调扮淑女,在意你的看法。故意笑意晏晏的支着脑袋瓜看着服务员说:“两瓶椰奶给女士,两瓶葡萄汁给男士,谢谢。”
小蓝估摸出了我的意图,她甚是惋惜的叹气,提不起劲儿搭理我,低头用手指摆弄桌上的碗筷,倒是英伟尚在状态外,待服务员走开,他自以为活跃气氛的笑着问我:“为什么你们喝椰奶,给我们喝葡萄汁?”
我说:“椰奶有美容兼扩胸作用,至于你们嘛……省得吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸。”
话音一落脚又挨踹了一下,由于动作幅度比较大,我和踹人的小蓝都不自然的抖动,带着桌面也一颤,我不动声色,小蓝脸红了红,佯咳了两声,英伟以喝茶来粉饰太平,匡恒依然盯着我,审视的目光从脸上慢慢的往下滑,接着停驻在我的胸前,仿佛在衡量什么。
我撑在下巴上的手,一根根手指收紧,难不成这厮道貌岸然的表象下包藏着一颗色狼的祸心?
……
我这个人在没定主意前特别精神错乱,心里七上八下想法贼多,易受外界影响,但凡捋清思路,定好大方向,便放宽心面对或接受现实,该咋样咋样。如果说头先还对匡恒存有一丝丝幻想,那么现在我已经幻灭,这座冰山里哪怕埋藏着取之不尽用之不竭的金矿,也留给不怕冷死冻死的勇敢者去挖吧。我,敬谢不敏。
火锅一上桌,我甩开膀子涮羊肉,什么拘谨啊矜持啊统统丢到脑后,你不是看不起我吗?正好多给你几条看不起我的理由,顺便友情提示:粮食珍贵,浪费可耻。
小蓝给我整得没脾气,光喝椰奶不下筷子,搞得关切她饮食的英伟手忙脚乱,一会儿给她夹着个,一会儿给她夹那个,像哄厌食的幼儿不停低声劝进,最后她烦了,直接打开他手,“我不吃!”
英伟举着筷子一时进退两难,他蓦然看着我,似在求助,我睨着他筷尖的食物犹豫,小蓝一把推到他碗里,“别瞅了,雅雅不吃内脏。”
英伟委屈的嘟囔:“我也不吃……”
在座的就小蓝喜欢吃些鲁肚片或爆炒肚丝之类的小菜,平时她来负责消灭,今天受心情影响,使起了小性子,专门拿英伟来撒火。
意料之外的匡恒递来碗盘,说:“给我,我吃。”
一石激起千层浪,大家狠狠一怔,随即有志一同立起眼瞪他,他仍波澜不兴只又重复一遍,“给我吧。”
英伟呐呐的把肚片夹进他碗里,作为“回礼”他把搁跟前的拍黄瓜递给英伟,见我还瞪着他,他涮了一筷子羊肉给我,“爱吃多吃。”
这厮不是吃饭的时候不说话的嘛,更遑论主动给人夹菜了,碗里升起的袅袅白雾模糊了我的视野,搞得眼前的画面迷蒙起来。
而匡恒这天外飞来的一笔恰如给绝望中的小蓝打了一剂强心针,她立马蹦起来,端着碗嘟着嘴娇憨的问说:“恒哥,我呢?”
匡恒气定神闲的拿筷子指了指英伟,“让他伺候你,公主殿下。”
呵没想到这个“钢铁人”还会打趣?我眨了眨眼皮,诧异不已。
估计我的傻样儿太招眼,他看向我问道:“辣子不够了?”
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