十一章——意外惊喜(一)
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修米被有走路打晃的妖王从车子里捧出来:“兄弟,你到家了,喝成这样还能上去吗?”妖王的说话还很利索,本来吗,在他送出那块玉佩不到半个小时,他的酒劲就开始过了,心里也开始后悔,其实依照他的修为要是用妖力转化的话,喝多少酒都不会有一感觉,可是他就是喜欢那种晕晕忽忽的感觉,现在倒好,酒后一时大方,结果损失惨重。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
同样喝多了的修米却很豪气:“老大,不用……这小事……您甭操心,我飞……”修米的御风决还没等施展,身体就一瘫,在妖王的手心沉沉睡去。妖王苦笑了一下,把修米的宝贝葫芦给修米绑结实,拎着那张小椅子,然后身体清风般的飞起,转眼间悬浮在冯晓童的房间窗户外,用手轻轻的敲打着玻璃。
正在椅子上跟电脑叫劲的小家伙赶紧跑到窗口还直嘟囔:“敲什么敲啊,窗户没关,不会自己推,不知道我……啊”边说边打开窗户的小家伙一声惊叫。是啊,谁看见在自己家几十层楼的窗户外悬浮个活人也得吃惊。这还是被修米训练的不那么少见多怪了。
“嘘”妖王赶紧把手指竖在自己的唇前做了个禁声的动作,闪身进入屋内。看到对方手心里躺着的睡的呼噜连口水的修米,小家伙一愣。“我是送修米回来的。你叫童童吧,修米跟我说过你是他最好的哥们。”
妖王对小家伙赶紧解释,他可不想听到这小家伙的惊叫。出乎他的意料,小家伙只是在才看见他悬浮在半空的时候叫了一嗓子,在他进屋后,表情就由惊讶转为好奇,大眼珠子叽里咕噜的盯着他上下打量:“你就是今晚请修米喝酒的那个吧?你好酷啊!”
小家伙一张嘴就让妖王刮目。看看人家修米的朋友,多有眼光。小家伙接着说:“你是黑道老大吧?我看你肯定是,电视上那些黑道大哥都是你这气质的,你手下有多少小弟啊?怎么你们的堂口连老鼠想发展为小弟?……”
妖王晕了,现在的孩子脑袋里都些什么念头啊!黑道老大?没搞错吧,他是老大不错,但是是妖道的老大啊,不过说黑道好象也刮边,他的不少小弟是做黑道老大的。但是这小家伙和着是认为自己请修米是想让这老鼠入堂口?真佩服他的想象力,算了别解释了。“那什么童童,我得走了,有什么事等修米的酒醒了他会给你解释的。”然后妖王狼狈逃窜。
童童羡慕的看着这个满身邪气,充满魅力的英俊衰哥,以头下脚上的姿势跳水似的窜出窗外,在接近地面时轻飘飘的悬浮着一个转身,在钻进车里前还回头跟他打了个手势。
小家伙满眼都是小星星:我得问问修米这家伙是谁,我一定要拜师,跟他学这手功夫,这样我晚上就可以随便出去打电动了,呵呵别说打电动就是偷着出去吃汉堡,也没人知道……妖王要是知道自己玩帅会招来这么一个粉丝,大概得后悔的买块豆腐撞死吧。
早晨五不到,修米就被噩梦惊醒,其实也不算什么噩梦,不过是梦见自己被暴雨淋体,浑身发冷罢了,修米赶紧挣开眼睛,却马上闭上,开始嚎叫:“臭小子,放开我,我自己会洗……”
原来他正被冯晓童同志掐着脖子放在淋浴喷头下暴冲。看到修米终于成功的恢复清醒,小家伙赶紧把他放到旁边的台子上,还殷勤的拿过条干毛巾给他从头到脚的开始擦拭:“老大,您可醒了,你知道你不在我多无聊,我好想你啊……”修米晃晃还有些晕乎的小脑袋:“哥们,就是你无聊也不至于把我这时候给强行叫醒吧,现在什么时间了?……什么,不到五?你小子……”
“老大,您先听我说完啊,我实在是等不到天亮了,您要知道我可是为了照顾您,一宿没睡啊,我跟您说我昨晚碰上牛人了,就是送你回来的那个,他会飞啊,您看您能不能让他给我做师父,教我这个……”
小家伙兴奋的对着修米就开始喋喋不休,修米听了半天总算弄明白昨天晚上怎么回事了,赶紧让小家伙打住:“等等,我说童童,你知道那家伙是谁,干什么的吗?你就想拜师?我也将就着会飞你怎么不说拜我做师父?”
“切,你的飞行姿势死难看,半也不潇洒,而且在空中还得靠尾巴控制平衡,你让我怎么学?”边说边对修米比量出一根手指,右手的中指,指尖朝天,掌心向内。
修米气的脑袋都一晕,最后修米一咬牙,为了不给自己和妖王以后惹什么麻烦就把妖王的来历拣自己知道的重告诉了小家伙,并且明确的告诉他,妖王修炼的不是什么适合人类的功法,并承诺小家伙可以给他介绍个好师父教他正宗的高级心法,才把小家伙在表面说服。
修米觉得自己好象还有事没想起来,对了,自己的宝贝葫芦和妖王给的那块玉佩还有妖王答应送给自己的那张椅子。赶紧问冯晓童:“我的东西呢?那个葫芦椅子和一块牌子,那家伙一块送回来了吧。”
当得知东西都在的时候,修米才松了口气,别说对妖王他还真有不放心,谁知道这位老大会不会一时贪财,背地下手呢。其实修米真还没担心错,妖王的德行真跟修米想的差不多,不过妖王因为修罗的关系没好意思对修米这么做是真的。
修米把那块玉佩扔给冯晓童:“带上这玩意,以后不要离身。要知道这可是你崇拜的那个家伙精心练制的,要不是他昨晚喝高了一时大方,平日他绝对舍不得送人的。这玩意在一般情况下绝对可以保你平安的。”修米所说的一般情况,是指不碰上妖王那级别的高手,当然冯晓童不会明白这些。
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