十二章——乐极生悲(一)
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别说小家伙着急,温朝露的厨艺真的不错,煎蛋,稀粥,小菜,简单清爽美味,吃的大家赞不绝口。更多小说ltxsba.com而她看修米的眼神现在也是充满虐爱了。
抛去修米无可改变的老鼠身份不说,其实现在修米的外貌绝对很讨人,金黄油亮的皮毛,贼亮的小眼睛,鼠目寸光用在修米这绝对不合适,再有洁白反光的小牙,整个给人一种干净活泼机灵的形象,而且还会说话,更值钱的是这家伙竟然拥有传说中的乾坤葫芦和猴儿酒。这当然更增加了修米的魅力,不是某句广告词说过吗,有实力,才有魅力。
保姆已经提前被小家伙给打发走,所以修米毫不在意的把自己的椅子光明正大的摆上餐桌。一顿早饭在友好温馨的气氛中吃完,冯敬语不愧是爷们,吃完后把嘴一擦,对着修米伸出两根手指,然后望着修米的小眼睛什么话也没多说。
修米赶紧摇头:“不行,不能给你那么多,我一共才多少,你张嘴就要二十斤……”修米话没说完,可怜的冯敬语一个趔趄,不叫赶紧用手扶住桌子,差掉到椅子下边,“修米,没搞错吧,我只要两斤啊……”
听到冯敬语和修米的精彩对话和夸张的表演,冯晓童和他妈妈都在一愣后开始大笑。笑声一起连冯敬语都忍不住了,修米摸着自己的鼻子,尴尬的看着狂笑中的一家人,觉得真有不好意思,好象自己是拿小人之心度君子之腹.
不过修米随即释然,因为自己怎么也不算小人啊,自己根本就不是人,不是有成语说鼠肚鸡肠吗,修米虽然在已经把发明这个成语的人的女性亲属在心里已经问候了无数遍,但是无可否认好象老鼠因为个头问题,心胸狭窄是正常的。其实我很大方啊,修米在心里为自己辩解,谁叫你光比量指头不说数目。
“呵呵,”修米尴尬的跟着笑了几声,好容易等到大家笑完,修米才喃喃的嘀咕:“你倒是说明白啊,吓我一脑门汗。”又惹来一家三口的一阵狂笑。其实修米跟冯敬语说猴儿酒的时候也打了埋伏,并没透露自己究竟剩下多少,不过自己把猴子们的酒搬光了却是实话实说的。
现在的修米一大方,是啊为了自己的面子也没法不大方了,答应给冯敬语五斤。看着自己的老爸狂冲下楼去买盛酒的器皿,冯晓童大摇其小脑袋:“老妈,当年老爸追你的时候给你买东西也没这激情吧?”温朝露深以为然,猛头表示确实这样。
看着冯敬语抱着那个大个的精致酒瓶小心翼翼的回到自己的房间,并防贼似的锁上屋门,修米不禁想起妖王拿到酒后的情景,何其相似?在心里直感叹,原来好酒的人都一个德行。
对冯敬语的行为,小家伙最不满意,本来吗,冯敬语如此做法,摆明了是防贼,而且防的是家贼,这个家里怎么看就自己嫌疑最大,老妈想喝的话,按照他爹怕老婆的德行根本不敢不给。不过小家伙心里有数,自己还真有这打算,不过看来好象要落空了,因为他知道他老爹的卧室里有个指纹和密码双重配置的保险柜,好象那玩意不是他现在的水平可以打开的,那么修米就是他现在唯一的指望了……
冯敬语吹着口哨,摇头晃脑的驾驶着自己宝马,现在的他在外看来根本就是一个浪荡公子的样子,哪有半作为一个老总的威严,其实他平日绝对不是这个德行,最起码自己的一举一动都绝对符合他自己的身份,但是现在的冯敬语太高兴了,老天爷好象最近对他特别眷顾,所有的好事都让他摊上了,尤其是昨晚的豪饮和今早从那只小老鼠手上坑来得那五斤猴儿酒。当然了,自己的研究取得成果更是值得庆贺的事。
其实所有这些都不是让他最兴奋的,最兴奋的是他竟然证实了一个传说。那就是世界上真的有神魔妖怪,人真的可以通过修炼得到长寿异能永生甚至是成仙成佛,现在的冯敬语什么都不缺,所以他也不缺那些站在最层人士的梦想,就是想得到永生,最起码是长寿。
现在看来这个目标好象就在眼前,因为据修米说他都快一百岁了,他的师父竟然至少活了八百岁。你说他能够不高兴,想想当年的秦始皇,想想历代号称万岁的皇帝们,万岁?开玩笑,谁活过一百岁?而现在只要那只小老鼠教自己一益寿延年的功夫,那么……自己并不贪心,不想最后也象他的师父得道飞升,但是多活个几十年总该不成问题吧?
冯敬语美……不过好象有一个成语他没意识到那个成语叫——乐极生悲!冯敬语难得一脸笑容的出现在自己的公司,春风满面一团和气的和自己的职员打着招呼,弄的他手底下的人在他进入自己的办公室后纷纷小声议论自己的BOSS是不是今天早上吃错药了,不过有知道他昨晚去向的消息灵通人士给了肯定的判断:昨晚老板的夜生活肯定很……性福。
走进自己的办公室,冯敬语就感到一丝异样,本来该笑脸迎接自己的那个美丽的女秘书竟然没有出现在自己的视野,而且自己的办公桌根本就没收拾,他直觉不好,赶紧扑到自己的电脑跟前,情形竟然比他想象的严重,不是他电脑里的资料被偷窃而是——根本就是他的主机被人偷了,
看着桌子上只剩下的那个孤零零的显示器,冯敬语简直是哭笑不得,这倒干脆,人家只要把主机抱回去那电脑里的资料还不是随便破译,那个电脑里可是存有他所有的商业机密,甚至他最新开发出的那个程序也在其中。
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