十六章---冯家新人
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“别,师兄,那样做多没意思,这样吧,你和几个师兄可以把话先放出去,说你们在世间有个师弟,别说明白就是我,这样我在没办法的情况下,可以把你们抬出来,要不让我过没人敢对我大声说话的日子也没意思。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com”
修罗一想也是,要是自己师兄弟四人真的发出这么个公告的话,那么天下间也许真没几个人敢碰修米了,不是说他们在世间绝对无敌,而是有资格做他们对手的那些家伙,就是你去磕头求他们,他们也不会对修米这么弱的一个小妖精下手,他们丢不起那人。
最后修米还是决定回到冯晓童家去住,而且想和小家伙一起上学,至于修罗拿出的那堆零碎,修米挑好玩好看的留下了几样,完事后,修罗说是要送修米回去,顺便帮忙解释一下。
哥两个告别妖王,修罗驾驶着妖王的宝马在街道上表演着飞车,修米看着兴奋的修罗觉得纳闷:“师兄,你怎么跟老大一个爱好啊,都把车开的这么快?”修罗的回答让修米气结:“别说不可能出事,就是出事了倒霉的也是别人,即使是撞上一辆大货。”到达目的地后,修罗并没有着急下车,而是伸手从怀里掏出一个葫芦来。
“修米,认识这什么玩意吧?”修米的眼睛都直了,这葫芦才是正宗的乾坤葫,内有无限空间的道家珍宝。“师兄,你什么意思,打算送给我?”
修米的脸皮现在是越来越厚,因为他发现张嘴三分利这句话绝对是至理名言。修罗却摇摇头,“不是打算送给你,是打算和你交换!”修罗指指修米现在挂在脖子上的那个小葫芦,嘴角带着不怕你不动心的奸笑,没想到修米却也摇摇头“不换!”
修罗有着急了:“修米啊,你可要知道乾坤葫是什么级别的宝贝啊,老头子当年可是遍寻天材地宝耗费无数时日才炼制成功的,不单容量无限,而且还有别的用途……”
“我知道师兄,但是在我的手里作用不大,再说我的这猴儿酒现在可以说是绝版,呵呵,送你四十斤吧,我知道你能看出我剩多少,这可是一大半了。”
修罗高兴!其实真要他用乾坤葫和修米交换他还真有舍不得,因为这玩意在他手里用处很大,他撮着手,呵呵傻笑着看着修米把四十斤猴儿酒倒入他的葫中,他已经在葫芦里开辟出一个单独的空间专门保存这些酒。
但是修罗的高兴没维持多久就被修米的一句补充给打破了:“你们哥四个每人十斤,你负责分配,别觉得吃亏妖王那我送的比你们少多了。”修罗只能答应,毕竟十斤也不少了,不过想起自己的另一个师弟,修罗的心中马上又升起希望。
现在的时间已经是早上了,修米心情复杂的按响了冯晓童家的可视门铃,一会温朝露诧异的声音传来:“你是谁,怎么回事?”然后就在扬声器里传出她的高音:“冯敬语你给我出来,告诉我外边的那个孩子是怎么回事……”修米愣了,根本想不到自己还没说话为什么温女士会这么大反映。
不过修罗却在憋不住的乐,他能猜出其中的原因,冯晓童他老妈肯定是认为冯敬语在外边的私生子现在回来认祖归宗了。谁叫修米现在和冯晓童长的那么的象,搁谁都得误会。目瞪口呆兼有口难言的冯敬语郁闷的把修罗和修米接进房间,然后望向修罗:“修罗,怎么回事,修米呢,还有你从哪找来这么个小家伙,竟然……”
冯敬语一家全都看着眼前的两个人,尤其是冯晓童,好奇极了,怎么有和自己长的这么象的家伙,难道真象老妈所说的那样是老爹在外边的私生子?真那样也不错啊,自己不是也有个兄弟了吗,不过这小子身上确实有种自己很熟悉和亲切的感觉。
修罗拍了下修米的肩膀:“该你介绍一下自己了,注意用词别吓坏大家”修米无奈的开口:“大家别这么看我,我是修米!”
话音未落顿时跌破一地眼镜,不过还好,老爷子刚被妖王疏通过经脉没出现意外现象,剩下的众人体质都不错,也没意外发生,不过几声尖叫是免不了的,还没等修米具体解释,冯晓童就扑了上来,玉佩赐予他的灵觉让他在修米进门的时候就有种很熟悉亲切的感觉,现在听修米这么一说,他马上分辨出,那种感觉恰恰是面对修米时才有的。所以他马上抱住修米开始欢呼。
在修米的详细解释下,而且还说出了和大家共处的所有细节,而且最后没法了还还原成原来的样子。
最后大家终于相信眼前的这个小家伙真的是那只神奇的老鼠变的,而绝对不是冯敬语同志在外边的私生子,沉冤得雪的冯敬语背地里抹了把冷汗。发誓以后再在外边找女人的话绝对把避孕放在第一位。他脆弱的心灵再也经受不住再一次的打击了。
冯敬语一家人欢天喜地的表示了对修米的欢迎,至于修米想和冯晓童一起上学的问题,冯敬语一口答应帮忙解决,而且还有修米户口身份等若干问题,但是在冯敬语的关系网下,几乎是没费什么周折的就一切0K了,修米变成了从乡下冯敬语的表哥家来S市求学的孩子,借住冯敬语家,名字就叫——修米。
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