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第一百零三章 膝盖道士 (第九十八更 八月凄美74)

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“请问……这里是替人解除烦恼的膝盖道士所在道馆吗?”

推拉门从两边打开,一双带着笑眼的漂亮脸颊探头进来,询问着里面穿着的三个人。龙腾小说ltxsba.com

穿着化妆成道士模样的姜虎东,休闲装的刘世允,还有穿着运动服的李秀根。而此时站在门口眯着笑眼询问的那个人,正是早就说过要来的那位人气艺人,文晸佑。

这是膝盖道士的开场白,节目就是这样的流程。姜虎东的膝盖道士角sè,是为来访的人解决烦恼的。而嘉宾自然也就是各式各样的男女艺人。

基本就是一个嘉宾,谈话类节目。也是姜虎东的招牌节目之一,此时文晸佑是这期的嘉宾,来找膝盖道士诉说苦恼。当推拉门打开的时候,节目也就正式开始了。

屋内灯光昏暗,姜虎东和李秀根还有刘世允不会就这么直接将文晸佑迎进来。而是突然响起了《花样男子》的主题曲,刘世允一副具俊表模样甩着头发,李秀根也是如同苏易正一般挂着模仿苏易正但是让人十分厌烦的笑容。

文晸佑忍着笑看着几人的模样,确定了本心之后,他也开始渐渐的适应了别人的搞笑方式。从之前的配合,变成了由衷的接受和欣赏。当然,就算不好笑他也会给足反应,这不止是身为综艺出道的搞笑艺人的本质工作,是连idol都要学会的。

此时刘世允和李秀根如此,唯有姜虎东还是没有改变风格,板着脸大叫三声:“膝盖!膝盖!膝盖!道破天机膝盖道士!!”

此时文晸佑也已经进了屋内,随手将门关上,一脸笑容躬身行礼看着几人。

姜虎东朝文晸佑走过来,突然将文晸佑横着抱起放在座位上表示欢迎,也显示他自己的能力。

此时文晸佑坐在桌子一边的坐垫上,姜虎东也已经坐下。

灯光亮起,姜虎东伸开手臂,语气低沉又有爆发力地说着介绍词:“演技新人赏获得者、《花样男子》的尹智厚、对综艺有着坚定的野心、人气idol晋升韩流明星的他来了……”

吸了口气,姜虎东突然仰头大叫:“文晸佑!!!”

刘世允和李秀根也坐在旁边拍手,文晸佑笑着对着镜头躬身行礼,又和几位mc行礼打招呼。

正式录制,文晸佑对着姜虎东开口:“好像一开始就有不太适应啊。刘世允xi和李秀根前辈都和具俊表和苏易正似的,唯独虎东哥还在那摆着道士的样子。”

姜虎东哈哈笑着,不一会突然板起脸,摇头看着文晸佑:“你先别笑了。现在看着你对我笑感到很厌烦。”

文晸佑不听话,眯起笑眼笑得更加可爱。姜虎东冷着脸,突然站起要冲过去揍文晸佑,文晸佑笑着后退躲开,姜虎东被刘世允抱着拦住。

“摸呀?!怎么打客人?”

李秀根也开口:“这可是文晸佑啊,现在的大势。你连他都敢打?”

文晸佑打量着房间,突然一脸歉意的站起:“对不起。我可能来错地方了,很抱歉。”

说着就要朝门口走去。

李秀根赶忙拦祝蝴:“没来错,晸佑别走。”

刘世允抬头询问:“你本来要去哪的?”

文晸佑转身:“我是要找膝盖道馆找膝盖道士解决烦恼的。”

李秀根赶忙开口:“没来错,这里就是。”

姜虎东一直斜眼抱肩看着他,文晸佑愣了一下,突然笑着:“可我感觉这里是膝盖武馆吧?”

说完指着姜虎东:“这里还有一位大象武士。”

姜虎东招牌式的大笑声响起,刘世允和李秀根也是拍手笑着。顺手还将文晸佑拽回来,坐在位置上。

一个戏谑打闹的开场白结束,姜虎东摇头赞叹:“真是,请了好几次才请来,晸佑如今真是成龙了。”

文晸佑赶忙摆手笑着否认,刘世允在一边开口:“的确是成龙了,不是开始耍大牌了吗?”

文晸佑无奈揉着头,坐在一边笑着不说话。

李秀根看着姜虎东,摇头询问:“虎东xi如今看待晸佑是什么感想?”

姜虎东一脸追忆的样子:“好像还停留在两年前做另一个节目的时候,就是笑容没变。可惜不能经常看到了。”

文晸佑一直低头笑着,不一会抬头开口:“其实一直想来的。也很想虎东哥。”

刘世允摆弄手指随意道:“不是从今年开始一直参加刘在石xi的节目吗?无挑,家族诞生,还有前几天放送的。”

说完对着姜虎东小声开口:“都是刘在石xi的节目哦。”

文晸佑指着刘世允负担笑着:“这不是挑拨吗?怎么能这样?”

姜虎东好像不动声sè地抱着肩膀看着他:“那他说的不也是事实吗?有烦恼肯定不想着找膝盖道士解决,已经有别的谁照顾了吧?”

文晸佑叹息地支着身子,半响突然站起:“好吧我还是走了。烦恼找别人解决。”

姜虎东再次大笑起来,刘世允和李秀根也笑着站起再次拽着文晸佑回来。

姜虎东笑过之后,故作不满瞪着他:“感觉晸佑现在怎么开不起玩笑了?”

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