第三百一十一章 本期结束
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毕竟是讲述别人的话题,文晸佑这边也没说太多。更多小说ltxsba.com大家还是掌声给予韩胜妍鼓励,随后boom学院做了几个搞笑份额,演员洪珍英讲述了她在光州家乡的一些经历。之后姜虎东和文晸佑大声宣布,boom学院的boom歌谣登场。
前几期也做过,唱现场嘉宾歌手的作品,在一个适当歌词的时候停下反复重复。然后开始配合拿出几位嘉宾的搞笑图片当中撕开,气氛和笑果都十分出色。
这次唱的是ftts的歌曲,在歌词“即使眼睛睁开,也如同闭上一样。”反复唱着这一句歌词,boom、利特和银赫拿出早就准备出的嘉宾搞笑截拍的图片,走到嘉宾面前一一撕开。先是银赫和利特的,银赫脸扭曲了,利特吐着舌头,和酷帅的idol气质简直判若两人。
随后走到brain面前,将照片撕开。眼睛是闭上的,表情也很搞笑。brain无奈摇头,也是低头大笑不已。正好前排坐着的就是fany黄伦硕,他的图片撕开,是还没整容之前的胖胖的脸,尤其还是对眼,让人捧腹大笑。
但是正在那和姜虎东一起笑着看的文晸佑,突然发现他们居然朝这边走过来。因为上次是给大家看的姜虎东的图片,文晸佑就以为还是他。结果却发现,他们直直朝自己这边走来。姜虎东拍手大笑,上前跟着boom一起将文晸佑拥在中间。等着看文晸佑的丑态。
文晸佑笑着头,boom一边唱着“即使眼睛睁开,也如同闭上一样。”的歌词,突然唰的一声将贴纸撕下来,露出文晸佑的照片。翻着白眼还张大嘴,简直是不忍直视的程度。文晸佑一把抢过来,直接折上丢在地上猛踹好几脚。
嘉宾拍手大笑,姜虎东捂着肚子笑得弯下腰来。林允儿的大嘴张大极致的程度,和tiffany拍手笑得不能自已。不过紧接着,两人就不笑了,文晸佑摇头笑着站回主持台,boom学院三人已经朝着tiffany和林允儿走过去。
先是tiffany,在她有些紧张的情绪下,boom一把将贴纸撕开,tiffany一脸陶醉地闭着眼睛,张大嘴不知道是唱歌还是干什么。让嘉宾再次大笑。tiffany也不好意思笑起来,转动转椅背过身去。最后的最后。是林允儿的图片。
在大家期待的目光下,林允儿学比目鱼的那张大嘴丑样出现在图片上。林允儿无奈大笑,用力拍上图片,随手忿忿推了银赫一下。反正两人也是从小就是练习生认识,打闹都熟悉。不过今天的boom歌谣就算结束了,各自拿着各自的照片,嘉宾一阵拍手,为boom学院精彩的表现而鼓掌。
笑声平息之后,姜虎东赞叹开口:“这里的照片。晸佑的那张是最难得的。平时从来没看到他有那么难看的时候。”
文晸佑无力低头笑着说不出话,boom在一边也是认证开口:“事实上我们找晸佑的这种图片最难。几乎没有几张,全是很帅很阳光地笑着,要么就是剧照。”
文晸佑摆手抬头:“真的。我自己都不知道什么时候居然拍下这种照片。”
嘉宾再次笑起来,姜虎东也揽着文晸佑大笑。不一会笑过之后,继续进行《强心脏》的对决。
“要赢韩胜妍xi,非她不可。”
姜虎东神秘笑着开口。
文晸佑在一边配合询问:“哪位?”
姜虎东突然伸手示意:“少女时代帕尼帕尼tiffany!!!”
tiffany笑着行礼。嘉宾也送上掌声。
文晸佑探身看着话题板,失笑开口:“少时成员有八名大骗子?”
tiffany笑着头,文晸佑突然开口:“徐贤xi好可怜。有八个骗子欧尼。”
嘉宾一愣,随即大笑起来。tiffany也是负担笑着指着文晸佑,她明明就是说除了她以外的八名成员,偏偏被文晸佑故意曲解。林允儿也是抿嘴笑着白了他一眼,文晸佑呵呵笑着不以为意。
不一会过后,tiffany正式开口讲述。其实不是什么大事,就是因为她是海外归来的韩裔,所以韩语说的不太好。jessica虽然也是,但回韩国回来的早,韩语说的很不错,没有tiffany的这些问题。而tiffany有很多韩语中的词汇都不懂,久而久之,少时成员就和她开玩笑。
什么跳蚤这个词,tiffany知道跳蚤市场,但不知道什么意思。还有湿疹牛仔裤之类的话语,让她被成员耍了好一阵。嘉宾们头听她讲述,铺垫完毕。tiffany具体开口讲述了一个事例。就是有一次和2pm成员玉泽演一起吃饭,其中还有林允儿一起。
吃饭期间,玉泽演突然就说了一句话“你还真是微不足道啊。”
然后和林允儿一起骗她,说这是好话。tiffany起初也相信了,却是不一会反应过来,察觉到两人可能又是捉弄她。于是查字典才得知这句话什么意思,很是有气场地反驳回去。
“我一都不微不足道。”
但是这样的句子本身就是萌十足,却还透着她的坚持和认真。讲述完之后,嘉宾齐齐鼓掌,tiffany最后总结“不要因为我不懂就捉弄我”。
文晸佑一直站在主持台前听着,却是眯着眼睛,轻笑一声。
恰巧一边的boom听到了,不由惊讶开口:“呀呀。晸佑又笑了,肯定又有想法了吧。”
姜虎东也回头,笑着询问:“晸佑想说什么吗?”
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