第221章 人生如戏,全靠演技
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龙腾小说网ltxsba.com从椅上摔下去的永夜妖月,还没从地上爬起来,就赶紧先抬起头
永夜妖月一边起身,一边一双眼睛就直直地看陈彬的电脑屏幕,以免错过了任何一个镜头
蓝白的拍摄角度很刁钻,叶骄阳说出了那句话之后,他就把机转了一圈,刚好把门外一大群人捂嘴的表情,给拍摄了进去
过了一会儿,门里传出了杜涛犹犹豫豫的一声:“我……不……不需要吧”
叶骄阳冷笑轻哼,然后,声线继续往上拉,甜死人不偿命的声音,从门缝里飘进去一句:“长夜漫漫,怎么会不需要的,妞很正哦……”
杜涛的声音,又停了两秒,似乎在纠结:“是……是吗?”
叶骄阳一张脸平静得跟阳光下的海面似的,但声音又往上了一个八度:“当然是,开幕式上的原shgirl任你挑,不试试很可惜的……”
门里传来了一阵悉悉索索的声音,门口的机、照相机,都举了起来
杜涛的声音,又过了几秒钟才从门里溜出来:“你保证,是原shgirl?”
话已至此,门外几乎所有人都瞪大了眼睛,他们拼命捂着嘴巴,生怕发出了一声音,扰了这场好戏继续演下去
叶骄阳连眉毛都没动一下:“我保证,不原不收钱”
杜涛还是有犹豫顿了几秒,道:“那你……你等会”
画面又是诡异地沉寂了一分钟左右的时间
门外是一双双期待的眼睛,正当他们等得有失望了的时候,门咔嚓一响,被杜涛拉开了……
咔咔咔咔咔
蓝白的镜头瞬间就很难采光了,门外这么多闪光灯对着杜涛的脸就是一阵输出
刚才忍了半天的各个战队的选,终于不用再忍了狂笑声顿时此起彼伏地响起
尤其是龙吟战队的队员,笑得尤其用力,虽然他们的队长柳罹云并没有过来但他们只看到杜涛这一瞬的表情,一下就觉得,报了上次杜涛当着一屋记者的面给柳罹云摆架找难堪的仇
闪光灯不停地闪动着,蓝白也是笑得不行了,这个不敬业的拍摄者连机都握不住,画面一片漆黑,只有一阵阵笑声从漆黑的画面里传出来……
蓝白的画面虽然黑了,但是,杜涛开门这一刻的经典瞬间,肯定不会被漏掉的
那么多闪光灯刚才都在闪,杜涛看到外面这么多熟面孔的时候,那种惊诧、尴尬、恨不得找地方钻进去的表情已经留在了外面一个个机的相册中
又是一分钟过去,蓝白的拍摄才恢复正常
画面里,出现了杜涛抽搐地保持着艰难笑容的一张脸:“哈哈哈哈哈哈,我就知道是你们,哈就知道……知道的……”笑到后面,他越笑越尴尬,声音也变成了,“哈,哈,哈……”
对于一个爱惜名誉如爱惜性命在镜头前拼命抢着存在感的解说而言,如果这个视频被流传出去了,绝对是他的污!
大污!
一生的污!
“杜涛前辈,”叶骄阳冷笑了一声,声线恢复正常,道,“还需要客房服务吗!”
“呵呵,怎……怎么会,”杜涛笑得要多难看有多难看,“红巢战队的队长,最喜欢开玩笑,我早就知道门口是你了,嗯,早就知道了……”
“嗯,我是喜欢开玩笑,不过这次不是玩笑,”叶骄阳靠近杜涛,声线压低,冷声道,“以后,老跟你同台做嘉宾,你最好把嘴巴给缝上,还有,我非常诚恳地希望,你一个小时之内,去跟龙吟的那个……叫什么来着,他们那个名很复杂的队长妹道歉”
“你……呵,说……什么呢”杜涛的笑容僵在脸上
“前辈,镜头前我必须给你面,但是,我会马上在镜头后算账的”叶骄阳了个响指,笑道,“哦,对了,君报仇,就在今晚——这是陈彬教的所以,你要怪就去怪他吧”
“……”杜涛已经为他这轻车熟路的一套钓鱼执法、威逼利诱、毫无下限地推卸责任,玩得目瞪口呆了
叶骄阳笑了起来,朝杜涛摆了个拜拜的势,随后,就对着跟他过来的职业选们道:“撤,我请大家吃冰淇淋去,”他果真转头就走了,而且三秒钟之内,话题已经完全换了一个,“amd中心附近的冰川时代,我每次来都要去,他们家的巧克力味道特别好,我推荐那个……”
还是蓝白比较厚道
人都已经走到楼道了,又回头给了怔怔地站在门口的杜涛,最后一个镜头
画面渐渐黑了下来
视频到此结束
永夜妖月的眼睛还直直地盯着陈彬的屏幕,整个人已经傻在了他的椅上……
陈彬笑眯眯地看了他一眼:“看完了?继续副本吧”
“啊啊啊,”永夜妖月指着漆黑的屏幕,“这这这……我我我……”
“队伍频道里回句话,机甲以为,我们被外星人绑架了!”陈彬切回画面,队伍频道都已经刷翻天了
“陈彬,”小雅咬着指,问道,“叶骄阳下楼的时候说的那个特浓香草变悠哈跳糖怀旧口味拉丝冰淇淋听起来不错,你吃过吗?好吃吗?要不我明天做一个试试看?”
“味道还可以,”陈彬深深的看了小雅一眼“不过,这么变态的冰淇淋名,没想到除了叶骄阳之外,还有人能听一遍就背下来”
……
永夜妖月切回了游戏,半天却还回不过神,杜涛维持近十年的伟光正的形象,和他精心造的一世英名就这么被叶骄阳随毁于一旦,他总觉得,这也太狠了吧
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