第602章 天才的甜菜逻辑
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“不为你姐姐,那又是为什么要杀我?”陈彬不怕结仇,但不喜欢结莫名其妙的仇,“难道是因为我聪明可爱,健康活泼?你看我不顺眼?”
“嘿嘿,你想知道?”枞茨葑神笑了起来。
“……”陈彬打了一串省略号。
“你猜!”枞茨葑神道。
熊孩子就是熊孩子!
再怎么天才,再怎么厉害,本质也还是个熊孩子!
“好了,不说她的事,”枞茨葑神似乎并不想多提沙棘公主,直接话锋一转,道,“既然你都问了,那我就告诉你吧,我来杀你是因为我想报答你啊……”他并没有因为输给了陈彬而心情沮丧,更没有永夜担心的什么心理阴影,而是打出了一排狡黠的笑容。
“报答我?”陈彬开始觉得脑袋里冒出了两个字——代沟!
“对啊,我是在报答你为剑战职业圈和电子竞技的发展做出的杰出贡献!嗯,我是认真的,既不是嘲讽,也不是开玩笑!”
“看来是真的有代沟了,我就看不出一认真来。”陈彬笑眯眯地道,“但是,就算如你所说。你是来报答我那什么什么的,可你报答的方式……”
未免也太特别了一吧?
处心积虑地想要破坏他的任务。也能算报答?
这年头,熊孩子们都报答人都报答得这么高端的?陈彬瞬间就觉得自己小众了!
“唉。大叔,你就不懂了吧?”枞茨葑神非常老成地打了个拍肩的表情,“你没听说过一句很经典的故事吗?小时候,表面上欺负一个人,其实是因为心里很喜欢他,长大了,表面上很喜欢一个人,其实是因为心里很想欺负他!我想要报答你,所以当然要先欺负一下你引起你的注意啦……”
“靠!告白?这算是告白吗?”永夜的杯子都拿不稳了。“武打剧要变言情剧了?!”
“……”陈彬哼笑地看了永夜一眼,“怎么了,小孩子逻辑混乱,你也跟着混乱了?”
“哦,我只是不小心,差被他带沟里去了!”永夜摸着鼻子讪笑道,不过一双眼睛更盯紧陈彬的屏幕了。
“我可以骂脏话吗?”陈彬只给枞茨葑神回了一句。
“不能,但你可以打电话给我们领队,索取名誉损失费!”枞茨葑神得意地发出了笑脸。“好吧,我不开玩笑了,实话实说吧,我本来是准备来云雾城帮你的。但是,一听说你接了死亡模式的任务这么好玩的事情,就忍不住想要来一起玩一下……嗯。太好玩了,我真的忍不住。你懂的。”
“完全不懂!”陈彬是真的不懂,一都不懂。
“我就是突然觉得。我先破坏了你的任务,然后再跟你一起从头开始练一个号,肯定会特别好玩,也特别的逆天!我保证,我们两个联手,三个月内就可以练出两个比现在这个更牛逼,更厉害的角色出来!”
“……”陈彬非常理解,king未免未成年人的时候,为什么会出一身荨麻疹了!
“那个时候,你就要跟我说,求携带求携带!!”枞茨葑神还真是想得各种美好,“然后,我就带你去练级、杀怪、刷副本……多大的荣耀啊!”
“……”陈彬开始觉得脑袋里的代沟两个字,变成了严重代沟四个字,“一个身心都健康的正常人,会开口跟杀他删号的仇人,说,求携带?”
“只要你情我愿,为什么不行?”枞茨葑神发了个歪头的表情。
“噗,”永夜一口水喷了出来,“你情我愿?哈哈,陈队,你真不愧号称职业圈男女通杀的大神啊,都已经二十四五的高龄了,还有小正太倒追你啊!”
永夜一句话,引起了九尾狐全队集体注目礼。
陈彬真的有考虑,要问荆棘鸟战队索取名誉损失费了!
最好是一大笔!
反正他们战队有钱!
陈彬本来还准备跟他说说话,问问荆棘鸟战队明年的战队目标之类的,但是,他发现代沟严重的情况下,不沟通才是最正确的选择,所以,他果断掉头,直接就走向了在一旁等了半天,冷眼旁观的长歌门npc,也就是刚才的boss陆俊。
枞茨葑神躺在地上,视角只能勉强看到陈彬走向了npc……
从刚才就一直憋在心里的好奇再也忍不住了:“喂,陈彬,你到底是怎么做到的,突然让boss叛变的?”
不,不只是叛变,而是直接从敌对状态,变成了和平状态。
如果只是需要转换boss攻击目标,一般用一些特殊的技能加技巧,就可以做到了。
但是,枞茨葑神从一开始就有所防备,完全没有攻击过boss,根本就没有任何仇恨值可言,陈彬想要通过仇恨值来转移boss的攻击目标,基本上就不可能。
没想到,最后还是被他不知道用什么手法,直接釜底抽薪,转化了boss的状态!
枞茨葑神想不通,完全想不通!
“呵呵,你想知道怎么做到的?”被枞茨葑神的神逻辑,折腾了十几分钟的陈彬,终于又发出了他招牌的笑眯眯表情。
“嗯嗯嗯,想,很想,非常想,快告诉我吧!”枞茨葑神一连打了好几个期待的表情。
“呵,你猜?”陈彬一边笑着,一边飞快地回敬他道。
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说真的,九月的月票,低得有吓人了啊!兄弟们…….
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