第四十一章 等咱有了钱
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有人叫牌了,出手就是三百万——我靠,就上台这么一个微笑,一个招手,就……就几千万头奶牛,几百亩地,就这么……毛毛雨了……
最叫楚皇陛下气愤的是,那个公子哥叫的是温姐姐的牌,此人长得横向发展,纵向交错,说他长得象人是抬举他了,估计就连鬼看见他,都要退避三舍。更多小说ltxsba.com
虽然此人戴的紧肤面具上花里唿哨的不足以让人判断五官,可,他的形状非常过无关斩六将,本身就长得刀枪剑戟斧钺钩叉的,想不给人种下深刻印象都难。
在这位说人不象人说鬼不象鬼的“人熊”的带领下,第一轮,一共有七个人出手,价码呈直线上升,一位长得特别鸟语花香,穿着飞禽走兽的大清山河地理裙的“格格”,被南蕊妹妹称为第三位次的跟温姐姐有得一拼的对手,其评语为“无钱男人滚滚下,不尽灵秀邀月来”的1922美眉,被她的领主砸出了1500万的高价——这仅仅是第一次的试手,看这样子,弄不好,今天肯定要刀刀见血了!
乃菁妈咪跟楚皇陛下请示,说是前三轮静观其变,要“不畏浮云遮望眼”——到这种咬文嚼字的层次,楚大官人立感从小学到中学的时候,他的几位乡村语文老师的重色轻学,同样是几位辛勤的园丁教出来的学生,麦伊就出口成章,广征博引,子乎者也,头也是诗,屁股也是诗,还被麦家村的老少爷们大妈大婶称作最有学问的女李白,一帮不知嫉妒甘做绿叶的啥葳蕤散文诗社的女生,非得封出个当代版问天九歌女离骚,可是,每到评论他楚大官人的时候,竟然给了一个啥……最喜小儿无赖,河里鱼虾乱跳……奶奶的,河里鱼虾乱跳怎么了,那说明本山民有亲和力,鱼见鱼爱,虾见虾爱,人见人爱……
可是,无论如何,楚大官人给不出温姐姐的评语。南蕊妹妹的视频字幕的特制评语里,对温姐姐和另位两个美眉,也空着,好象也有词到用时方恨少的不置一语的境界。
那谁——黄易大师在武侠小说里说了,象仙子师妃喧……小妃喧,小喧喧那样级数的美女,就不可以用文字,也不可以用绘画,只可以真人版慑人魂魄的在你眼前一晃,你自家就可以魂飞天外,无欲无求,口中默念女菩萨慈悲,达到顿悟的境界……到时候,只要往心版上一印,就可以用对美女“不置一语”的最高评价,体现出色皆是空空即是色的佛家之虚……
楚皇陛下显着没事,把手伸到乃菁姐姐的衣服里头,置于两乳之间,不断地叫手指象鱼虾一样地乱跳着,在乃菁姐姐的山峦起伏里留恋往返,勾引得乃菁姐姐不住地往他的脖子里哈气,他自家则隐有诗情地,云山雾罩地锻炼提高遣词造句和梦里寻他千百度神女应无痒的YIN荡层次。
南蕊妹妹则跟蓝菲唧唧咕咕,并引颈转头,把台上的一众美女跟她所在领地的富豪一一对号。
第二轮的琴棋书画开始了。楚皇陛下知道,这种时候,都是大陆的那帮二流贪官在用黑钱博美人一笑,属于瞎蹦哒一类,没准,什么时候就会被凌小杰警官和武当山那样的铁汉特警逮回去抗拒从严了,所以,他只管在乃菁姐姐胸前的风光无限里,手花花……
他的咸鱼手被蓝菲看到了,蓝魔女装作无意地翘着端庄的已经发育得十分丰满的少女的屁股,故意那么一甩,把身体再一扳,把楚皇陛下的坏手给碰掉了,她自己则若无其事地看着台上,“菁菁姐,快看,温姐姐要展示才艺了。”
楚大官人一听这话,精气神猛然提醒了一个层次,拉长脖子,往台上看。
他一看,便失望了。温馨儿根本是在应付,竟然拿着一本老旧的线装书,坐在台阶上,低着头,好象很入迷的样子,连眼睛也不抬一下。
温姐姐是咬定牙关不跟别人争奇斗艳了,这样子小女生痴学孔夫子的基础型表演,俺们那皇海职业学院里的国际关系班里的恐龙女生们,每天都在上演,她们当中的一位加粗型恐龙说,女人无貌便是德,愿以姜太公的老婆,著名的瘟神扫把星马大姐为榜样,每天提前赶到教学楼,一手拿着扫把,一手拿着课本,于劳动中不忘勤学苦读——书中自有金龟婿,书中自有男如玉——狗日的女生拿着的是《恐龙穿越之狩猎美男》。恐龙女生们为了不成为被人遗忘的雌性生物,还在校内的枝繁叶茂的小树林,一人举着一瓶啤酒,边喝边狼吼马叫地乱唱改装版的《寂寞的树林里,肥恐龙也有风骚的春天》——弄不好她们忍不住风骚,玩起了玻璃瓶子……有一个女生长发鬼舞,玩恐龙版黑发魔女,以第九个八度的穿刺九重天的高C音狮吼:玻璃瓶子,电饭锅,女人需要男人戳——此恐怖之音绕山十日,余音不绝……
可是,温姐姐有风骚的本钱,却深藏不露,竟然披了一件孔夫子式的旧式长衫,玩起了此时无声胜有声……完了~~倒塌了……我的亲爱的达令,就算不卖弄风骚,也要大差不差地抚个琴啥的,最不济也挥毫画株牡丹画一行白鹭上青天啥的,不要让香港人以为咱楚家的媳妇光有漂亮的脸蛋子,有貌无才,光会读死书。
没有办法了,这一场摆明了是琴棋书画的,温馨儿阶梯之中,不闻窗外,静味圣贤,不算违规——可惜了温姐姐的弱柳扶风,姣花照水……
楚大官人转念一想,这样也好,少花钱多办事,等咱以后有了钱,也造那位赌钱大佬给黛则蕾大美女在拉斯维加斯那样的金丝鸟房子,不对,应该象联想集团那样子,在纽约或者是华盛顿,造一座楚氏家妻大厦,让全世界人民都一睹乃菁姐姐温姐姐小萝莉南蕊,还有咱家麦伊,魔女蓝菲,慈祥的小妈咪凌小杰警官,还有苇蔚姐,还有那位上届的不知叫啥名字的穿淡抹梅花旗袍的那位姐姐……等等等等的芳容,那谁说的名言来着,睡自家的美女,让别人眼馋去吧。
……靠,我怎么犯神经,把蓝菲这个小魔女也加进了——楚氏家妻的行列……楚大官人拍了自己的脑袋三下,确定自己是犯花痴了……
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