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第110章 家事警事床上事(8...

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楚帅抓起了身旁的两块青色板砖。龙腾小说ltxsba.com青色板砖比一般的红土砖硬度大,在炉里受高温锻烧时间比较长,比一般的劣质砍刀都结实。

自从进入城市,努力适应城市人文明规则以来,该有三年多没拍这玩意儿了。青砖一入手,楚帅那野性随之复萌,猛然仰头向天,狼吼了一声,象风一样冲向了手拿砍刀的正大嚼烤肉的混混们。

青砖破砍刀,非典型性混混儿战法。

楚帅兜头把左手的青砖拍正了一个三馆头的面门,那家伙尚不知何故,瞪眼看着楚帅。

“我靠,老子楚帅!”这声音炸雷一样,颇具威慑力,那二馆头只觉耳膜象开了天听一样,整个的视听里不断响着楚帅牌响雷,身子歪歪扭扭地,跟喝醉了酒一样,晃荡着,径直地钻进了旁边的水塘里。一个刚刚参加青龙帮的皇海七中的学生,竟哇地一声吐出了一大口黄胆水,全身筛糠,屎尿齐下,嘴里还含着一块刚烤得半生的猪腰子。

“妈妈的,毛老人家早就告员诉过你,要好好学习,天天向上,做一个文化人,守纪律,你,这么儿苦胆,也出来混黑社会!”楚帅手轮青砖见脑袋拍脑袋,见背拍背,还稍带着踹个窝心脚。

端的是混混群中行云流水如入无人之境,几秒种下来,竟拍出了十几个血葫芦。

乃菁妈咪和惜惜、文文忙着把徐霞克从木桩上解下来,给徐霞克止血,包扎伤口。

李秀清大姐乘着酒意,甩了大檐帽,脱了警服,伸胳膊噜袖子,当仁不让地加入了战团,拳脚齐飞中,混混们举刀不欲,拔腿不能,被楚帅和李秀清大姐打地是满地找牙。

黄飞熊和宠静官则干脆利索地把几个在山岗外围监视警察动向的撂倒了,挥着大拳头,一顿猛揍。

黄飞熊以香港黑社会规则教训不懂规矩的大陆二流黑帮分子,“你们这些家伙,多少年了也不长进,人质是用来保护的,不是用来打的,就你们这智慧,八辈子也赚不到钱,你也不看看你们绑的是啥人,就凭你们也敢绑楚老板的拜把子兄弟!”

楚帅把领头的二馆主,提到木桩子前,给宠静官大叔递了个颜色,宠静官大叔心领神会,从怀里掏出捆人专用索,麻溜儿地把那三帮主捆到了木桩子上。

乃菁妈咪把徐霞克扶到路边,对楚帅道:“给他们教训就行了,他们也是混口饭吃,不要老断人家肋骨,要叫他们弃恶从善,念念观音普善咒,不要动不动就杀人放火,再说了,打铁还得自身硬,要是不会拿刀就不要拿刀吗,山上好多树木,多做些棍棒刀枪,练练手艺就行了,不要动不动就给人家喷血。人之精血受之父母,岂能轻易毁伤……”

楚帅听着这话,感觉是乃菁妈咪钻到自己的肚子里,把自己的想说的话给抠了去。他嘿嘿了两声,对乃菁妈咪道:“接下来的节目,少儿不宜,你们女人家家的就不要看了,这事说大也不是很大,咱们也就不给警局添麻烦了,还是那啥,外甥打灯笼——依照老办法,按照混混儿的规矩,有一说一,对人不对事!”

楚帅又好说歹说让李秀清大姐与乃菁妈咪、文文一起坐上车,又把受了伤的徐霞克抱到车上,拍了拍徐霞克的肩:“放心吧,洒家别的不会,对付下三滥的黑帮,咱保准儿灵机一动计上心来,保准儿让他们终生难忘!”

他又悄悄对文文道:“回了家,别忘了跟乃菁妈咪一起给妈妈做醒酒汤,哥哥办完事儿,就回去困觉。”文文很郑重地了头,还好有爱心地道:“帅哥哥不要过份操劳了,妈妈说,你是做大事的人,以后,不要事事亲为,那样子的话,你会累坏的。”

多么感人的话语啊——楚帅往后退了几步,冲惜惜一挥手,惜惜踩油门,轰马达,载着徐霞克,和与楚帅有密切关系的女人们回家睡觉去了。

松树岗子上就剩下爷们儿了。

两位大叔深悉楚帅天马行空随意出招的行事作风,先是掏了止血药,给受伤极重的家伙们弄把弄把,把血止了,再叫受伤轻的撕了衣服,做简单包扎。然后,由嗓门大的黄飞熊大叔,颇有军人威严地叫青龙帮的乌合之众们列了三路纵队,清了人楼,然后,以皇家警察的整队口令,高喝一声:“开步走!”让这帮浑身是伤的家伙们往前走到了开阔地上,并向楚老板报告:“青龙帮不着调的38个JB玩意儿,已经整队完毕,请楚兄弟收拾他们!”

楚帅拿了一把砍刀在手里,对着手掌拍打了两下,很中肯地问宠静官大叔:“你们唯财仁人俱乐部平常,没有绑票任务的时候,都弄此啥增强体质保持体力的体育项目?”

宠静官大叔毫不犹豫地答道:“做俯卧撑,每人最少三百个,做完以后,就是慢起手倒立二十分钟。这个……我们那组织成员里面,都是小菜一碟。”

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