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第144章 文文偷窥妈妈搞帅哥...

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楚帅把消毒湿巾和安全套装到背上的野战包里,高兴地翻了一个跟头,然后,单手指天,默念:老子要打野战了!

这家伙象风一样地奔到了鹿神峰东北侧的跑马道。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

小魔女骑着黑色闪电,跑得非常得意,雪茜妹妹骑术不是很精,给拉下了好几百米。雪茜妹妹骑着千娇百媚,正跑得起劲,一歪头,看到了又恨又爱的人。

臭楚帅,你有了新老婆了,就忘了旧人了……你把人家干得那么疼,怎么就不知道来安慰一下人家……你在麦伊宿舍里,又是星星又是月亮,却不知道人家在下面,让蚊子在大腿上咬了好几个大包……人家为了你,才穿了超短裙的……

雪茜妹妹心思飞驰,忘了自己是在骑马了,胯下的千娇百媚并不知道骑师的走神,仍然按照程序,跨越高板障碍。

马蹄腾空之际,雪茜惊呼一深声,从马上摔了下来。

楚帅超级加速度地奔了过去,在雪茜妹妹堪堪坠地之时,抱住了她——有惊无险,嘿嘿,比较有意味的英雄救美——楚帅暗中得意。

这下好了,雪茜妹妹这匹小烈马终于可以降服了,不用担心睡觉的时候有人割小JJ了——她的得力助手,小妈咪凌小杰去美国抓叛逃贪官去了,估计在孤掌难鸣之下,经过此番的特殊拥抱,雪茜妹妹会从小烈马变成小猫咪的。

楚帅美滋滋地俯下头,亲了一下雪茜妹妹的小嘴儿。

哪知这一下,竟引起了雪茜妹妹的剧烈反应。雪茜妹妹张嘴在楚帅的手腕上咬出两排牙印,抓起马鞭,翻身上马,象风一样地驰走了。

“这小烈马,这么难以驯服!”楚帅嘟噜了一句。

他远远地看着雪茜妹妹纵马奔驰的娇健身影,是打心眼里喜欢……小烈马在维特丽儿艺术学院那是出了名的傲雪欺霜,对男生不假辞色,没想到,……嘿嘿,被洒家在飞凤潭洞中河,来了一个毫无花巧地直刺破身……神圣的为艺术而守身如玉的骄傲不存在了,要给洒家做三夫人了……小烈马,你跑得再快,也是洒家的女人!

“喂,穷人,山民,野驴,强奸校花的牲口,站在那儿傻看啥昵?看吧,好好看吧,看不了多长时间了,你的三夫人今天晚上就要飞威尼斯了,抓紧多看两眼,别到时候老婆多了,都认不出谁谁了!”

楚帅听声音就知道是蓝菲这个小魔女在幸灾乐祸。每每在楚帅有糗事的时候,蓝菲总是会瞅准空子出现在楚帅的身边,冷嘲热讽一下,所以,楚帅看到小魔女,眉头不紧皱了起来。

“咋了,当我是格格巫了,一看到我那脸阴得二尺厚,一看到你那小烈马精灵,就眉开眼笑,犯花痴,哼——追不上了吧,就知道你个山民不会骑马,枉我在香港费那么大阵仗也没培养出你一星半的贵族骑师的气质,看看你,那么多极品老婆了,还是他娘的一个乡巴佬式的愁眉苦脸!”蓝菲飞身下马,走近楚帅,照着楚帅的屁股踢了一脚,“,赶紧,上马,让格格巫教教你,象贵族一样追女人!”

楚帅被蓝菲异常粗暴地弄上了马背,又紧着被蓝菲抓着腿蹬好了马蹬,然后,听蓝菲道:“记住,这不是在你们金龙楚家骑驴骑骡子,要挺胸,抬头蹶屁股,两眼直视前方,”蓝菲用马鞭拍打着楚帅已经非常挺拔的背,异常严厉地道:“贵族骑师,其挺拔的形体要象泰山松要象华山石,……嗯,有样子了……夹马腹,走起!”

黑色闪电马蹄翻飞,载着只骑过驴的楚帅朝着雪茜那盛装舞步的千娇百媚冲了过去。楚帅握着马缰,心里非常紧张……他紧张的不是会不会骑的问题,而是如何在雪茜妹妹跟前展示他的贵族骑师的气质……虽然,蓝菲不愿意承认楚帅的变化,但是,楚帅经过了香港土屋的非常锻造,经过乃菁妈咪和谭秘书的细心指,现在的楚帅已是今非昔比,举手投足之间,已经好有高雅之风了。

当然,要论贵族气质的话,还差些火候——乃菁妈咪跟楚帅说过,要征服雪茜妹妹这样的艺术女生,没有别的捷径可走,只有用贵族的风度和儒雅,让雪茜妹妹发自心底的迷恋。

上一个女人不难,要真正征服一个女人就得费些水磨石的功夫喽——蓝菲说过,见了女人就知道挥金如土的男人,那是土鳖,永远登不了贵族的大雅之堂。

楚帅下定决心要在雪茜面前做一回勇敢的骑士,不就是胯着牲口走两步吗,洒家虽然不会那罗里八嗦的盛装舞步,可是洒家会骏马奔驰保边疆……洒家现在就来一个象风象云又象电,来一个楚帅牌黑色闪电!

楚帅猛一夹马腹,胯下的黑色闪电吃疼,腾开四蹄,呼地一下,从土岗上驰下,以一个天马行空的惊险动作,从雪茜妹妹的头上飞了过去。

骑在马上的楚帅简直要为黑色闪电欢呼了——这牲口,曾经有过空跃四五十米的非凡记录——这一回,又给咱长脸了!

然而楚帅没想到的是,他跑过了马道,直接冲向了神鹿峰面向东方的绝壁……还没等楚帅勒马疆,黑色闪电警觉地扬起了前蹄……楚帅毫不防备之下,失去重心,滚着骨碌,大失贵族风度的朝坡下疾滚!

这下子完了!雪茜妹妹一定是更加地对洒家泛山民化了……真他娘的倒霉的贵族风度,靠!蓝菲这个小魔女,故意给老子出丑!

楚帅滚啊滚的,滚到了一缓坡上,终于被两颗盘根错节的……鹿鸣山著名的合欢树给挡住了……还好,没器质性损伤。

楚帅透过那圆圆的快垂到地上的合欢树茂密的枝叶,四处看了看,四周都是一些长得很茂盛的老松树,风一吹,凉飒飒的,——这倒是一个谈情说爱的好地方,大热天的,一对情侣走到这里,坐在合欢树上,吃吃冰棍喝喝冷饮啥的,会好有情调。

“楚帅,楚帅,你……你怎么样了……你没事吧?”雪茜妹妹着急的声音。

“啊哟……我的头好疼,好晕,啊呀……疼……”楚帅听到雪茜妹妹那么关切地叫自己,心里立时有了主意,装模作样地呼疼。

雪茜妹妹听到楚帅的声音,惶急地在松树间穿梭着,及至看到楚帅极其凄惨地躺在合欢树下,不假思索地跑到楚帅身边,一把就把楚帅抱住了,“你……你吓死我了,让你逞能……”

楚帅仍然使坏,大呼小叫地:“啊哟,我的脑袋摔着了,我的牙也摔掉了,我的屁股……”

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