第1633章 贫道要开火葬场
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一般灵异械或故事里头,这火葬城诡异事件的多地。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com网地位差不多和乱葬岗相似,隔三差五不闹个鬼诈个尸都对不起他的单位性质。可事实上,去过火葬场的人都知道,就这地方还真不容易出啥事儿x别是大城市的火葬场,365天无休,24斜有活。人来人往,死人来骨灰往的就不说了。十几个乃至几十个炉子火焰熊熊,就这种地方能闹鬼,那鬼的等级估计是神仙下凡都降不住的。
张大道也是第一次来这个地方,拉着三金下了车他就皱起了眉头,转头问三金:“你们这儿出什么事儿了?这个点都快吃晚饭还这么热闹?”
三金是有送殡经验的,火葬斥地方他还真熟,也就是因为熟他一时没理解张大道的意思,皱着眉头道:“什么事儿?没什么事儿啊?”
“那还这么多人?今天黄历上有些宜烤肉啊?”张大道就在火葬场门口下的车,他说话也没藏着掖着,说话声儿还不小。这一句话说的就相当的不是玩意儿,边上也有那个丧主经过,听见这话就恶狠狠的瞪了张大道一眼。也就是过去的这位是女的,要是个爷们儿非把骨灰盒摔张大道脸上去不可!
三金连忙捂张大道最把他往边上拉,再让他这么瞎说下去,那边一有空炉子就得烧他们了!三金也明白张大道的意思了,连忙道:“别瞎说,我们这就一个火葬场附近还这么多村镇呢!不都得在这儿送走啊?就这还得排队呢哪有挑日子的机会给你啊!”
张大道摸了摸下巴,道:“贫道失算了啊g知道这个地方人流量这么大,贫道该弄个分店啊b可都是潜在客户啊!”张大道伸手比了个包圆的手势,这人来人往的,得接多少生意啊且来这儿肯定都是家里有事儿的,别管是观落阴还是度亡灵,这些都算潜在客户啊!
三金翻了个白眼,他刚才不想下车就是怕的这个,现在一看果然如此。三金早有准备,连应对的说法他都想好了,三金想的明白千万不能把张大道这个瘾头勾出来。这个时候能不能抓作宏毅都是次要的了。主要是不能让张大道跟这摆摊,要不然别的不说这跟着张大道瞎晃悠,被人打死了可冤枉。
三金当下就道:“不成,在这开店没生意!”
“怎么呢?”张大道好奇了起来,他听三金这个意思,这杏还有过这个想法是考察过的。
三金连忙就道:“这地儿不行,你想啊!人去世了不得在家把各种事儿都办完了才送这来啊?到了这的,该干的事儿都干完了〈这开点没生意!”
“咱们可以买开光了的骨灰盒啊!”张大道是多有经济头脑的人啊}经的他不行这种歪门邪道人家是专业级阎,立马就琢磨出了在这儿开店该卖什么!
三金眼泪都快下来了,今天他说不服张大道他就该买骨灰盒了。连忙死死按着大道,开口道:“你瞎想什么呢?人家这都是垄断经营的!”
“哼了,贫道如今也不缺钱!”张大道叹了口气,终于放弃了在火葬唱店的想法。这个时候他的精力,主要还还是放在了炼丹这事儿上,钱的事儿张大道还真不太在乎。
三金这才松了一口气,连忙道:“大师你看这这么多的人,那家伙也不太可能跑这儿来。要不然咱们去别的地方转转吧?”
三金虽然松了口气,可心里还是有些不放心。张大道被一会儿又响起什么别的招来,还是先把他骗离开了再说。为了这个,就算请他们吃顿好的他也认了!
张大道撇嘴就道:“啥都不懂跑路这玩意儿,哪人多去哪儿知道不?想当年我才跑出来的时候,就是去混的动漫节。”张大道鄙视的看着三金,说起了自己的光荣往事。
听见这话三金心里也是“咯噔”一下,感情这大师也是越狱出来的?三金想到这儿,就没多说话,他不说话张大道还以为这家伙是还不信呢o张连忙就道:“你想啊6道都看过了,他指定得来这儿,绝对没错的!”
张大道这么说,三金是没法子了。而且现在张大道还可能是越狱出来,三金还真有些怂他!别看三金不是一般人,可他这不一般也就才几年,从小到大还是安分守己过来的。对于犯罪分子他先天就有些怂,上回抓杀人犯他还找了张大道他们帮忙呢m是因为面对这类人,三金是有阴影的。
他拿张大道没招,只能跟着张大道往火葬筹头走。张大道这次可是看见新鲜的了,人来人往的就不手了。还有管乐队,仪仗队啥的。更有格式不同的戴孝模式,各村各县还都有不同之处。有穿白衣服腰里别着草鞋的。还有全批麻袋的。各式各样都有不同!
张大道就跟来采风的似的,时不时还评论几句:“这个不专业啊前头引路灯都打出来了,那打幡的也该有啊*不就都不要,要来就来全套嘛u啧,那边还有打伞的?别闹了,人几千度的炉子都烧出来了,打晒有啥用啊!”
三金脸都黑了,连忙掏烟塞了张大道一根,千万被让他再瞎说了。张大道也没想到三金是为了让他别说话,有烟他就抽呗⊥打火机抽了一口,跟着才回头对三金道:“走,咱们去烧炉子那瞧瞧去6道去后头视察视察,看看他们这炉子的布局是不是合规矩!”
三金眼泪都下来了,没让丧主打死这是要让烧尸工打死啊!三金连忙把老张扯到了边上,压低了声音道:“你别闹了9视察视察,你知道什么是合规矩的啊?别以为我没看出来,你也是第一次来!”
“嘛第一次来才要看看嘛贫道瞧瞧他们这的炉子是哪儿造的6道现这个行业很暴利啊!我回头也进几个炉子自己开一个。三金你以后记得照顾贫道生意啊6道给你打折还送你一次回炉!”张大道越说越不靠谱。
三金都怀疑自己给张大道抽的那烟里头是不是掺别的东西进去了,气的也是眉头直跳开口就道:“照顾你个屁!我用不上这玩意儿!”
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